Simon
@bauxoffice.bsky.social
weird cars & motorsports | ADHD | pinko cyclist | he/him | edmonton ab
It's a White Stripes kind of morning.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It's a White Stripes kind of morning.
This morning there was a vehicle in front of me that I've never heard of before in my entire life.
What the hell is a Nissan Ariya Engage?
What the hell is a Nissan Ariya Engage?
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This morning there was a vehicle in front of me that I've never heard of before in my entire life.
What the hell is a Nissan Ariya Engage?
What the hell is a Nissan Ariya Engage?
Hope all my American pals have a happy thanksgiving. Thanks for being pals.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hope all my American pals have a happy thanksgiving. Thanks for being pals.
The trend in midget racing of not running a nameplate is awful. And surprise, it's Cannon McIntosh leading the way.
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The trend in midget racing of not running a nameplate is awful. And surprise, it's Cannon McIntosh leading the way.
Watching last night's USAC midget race and enjoying a 10.6% imperial stout that basically tastes like coffee aged in a bourbon barrel. 🍺
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Watching last night's USAC midget race and enjoying a 10.6% imperial stout that basically tastes like coffee aged in a bourbon barrel. 🍺
It's really funny when you work with customers or clients and they have the same name as a famous person.
Just got a file for an Olympic gold medalist.
Just got a file for an Olympic gold medalist.
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It's really funny when you work with customers or clients and they have the same name as a famous person.
Just got a file for an Olympic gold medalist.
Just got a file for an Olympic gold medalist.
Frizzle Fry is such an amazing debut. Might actually be my favourite Primus album.
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Frizzle Fry is such an amazing debut. Might actually be my favourite Primus album.
If you drive everywhere with a roof tent on top of your vehicle you deserve to be mocked mercilessly.
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If you drive everywhere with a roof tent on top of your vehicle you deserve to be mocked mercilessly.
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Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
It's my best friend's birthday today, he joins me in the 42 club. We've been friends for 36 years and he's always been there for me. My move a couple weeks back would have destroyed me if not for his help. Tell your friends how much you appreciate them.
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It's my best friend's birthday today, he joins me in the 42 club. We've been friends for 36 years and he's always been there for me. My move a couple weeks back would have destroyed me if not for his help. Tell your friends how much you appreciate them.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Geez we can cast Oscar Piastri in the lead of the Luca di Montezemolo biopic
"You will be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Geez we can cast Oscar Piastri in the lead of the Luca di Montezemolo biopic
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427ci LS-Powered, Custom-Bodied 2003 Chevrolet SSR
427ci LS-Powered, Custom-Bodied 2003 Chevrolet SSR
Bid for the chance to own a 427ci LS-Powered, Custom-Bodied 2003 Chevrolet SSR at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #222,033.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
427ci LS-Powered, Custom-Bodied 2003 Chevrolet SSR
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F18s cruising around south Edmonton
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
F18s cruising around south Edmonton
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2006 Spyker C8 GT2-R
picture: Emil Kirschner https://www.flickr.com/people/kirschner/ under CC BY 2.0
picture: Emil Kirschner https://www.flickr.com/people/kirschner/ under CC BY 2.0
November 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
2006 Spyker C8 GT2-R
picture: Emil Kirschner https://www.flickr.com/people/kirschner/ under CC BY 2.0
picture: Emil Kirschner https://www.flickr.com/people/kirschner/ under CC BY 2.0
Okay the white fudge covered Oreos (it's really just cheap white chocolate) are the shit. They need to keep making these.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Okay the white fudge covered Oreos (it's really just cheap white chocolate) are the shit. They need to keep making these.
This sparked a convo between me and my brother over which Beretta our friends' cool cousin had back in the day, the GT or the Z26.
It was a red GT. He was the only person I knew that walked around the mall with their stereo faceplate in a case. He had great hair, too. Berettas were always cool.
It was a red GT. He was the only person I knew that walked around the mall with their stereo faceplate in a case. He had great hair, too. Berettas were always cool.
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This sparked a convo between me and my brother over which Beretta our friends' cool cousin had back in the day, the GT or the Z26.
It was a red GT. He was the only person I knew that walked around the mall with their stereo faceplate in a case. He had great hair, too. Berettas were always cool.
It was a red GT. He was the only person I knew that walked around the mall with their stereo faceplate in a case. He had great hair, too. Berettas were always cool.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
and by "decided an old solution was no longer supported" i mean "willfully broke something that worked perfectly fine because they want us to buy their new solution"
it's extortion
it's extortion
enterprise software solutions are a fucking scam
even from the biggest company in the world
i can't even tell you what my workflow just turned to because a company decided an old solution was no longer supported
even from the biggest company in the world
i can't even tell you what my workflow just turned to because a company decided an old solution was no longer supported
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
and by "decided an old solution was no longer supported" i mean "willfully broke something that worked perfectly fine because they want us to buy their new solution"
it's extortion
it's extortion
enterprise software solutions are a fucking scam
even from the biggest company in the world
i can't even tell you what my workflow just turned to because a company decided an old solution was no longer supported
even from the biggest company in the world
i can't even tell you what my workflow just turned to because a company decided an old solution was no longer supported
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
enterprise software solutions are a fucking scam
even from the biggest company in the world
i can't even tell you what my workflow just turned to because a company decided an old solution was no longer supported
even from the biggest company in the world
i can't even tell you what my workflow just turned to because a company decided an old solution was no longer supported
presumably this also means the end of fake job ads
goddammit why do I have to keep handing it to Doug Ford
goddammit why do I have to keep handing it to Doug Ford
Woah!
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
presumably this also means the end of fake job ads
goddammit why do I have to keep handing it to Doug Ford
goddammit why do I have to keep handing it to Doug Ford