Simon
@bauxoffice.bsky.social
weird cars & motorsports | ADHD | pinko cyclist | he/him | edmonton ab
No fucking way will F1 beat this national anthem
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
No fucking way will F1 beat this national anthem
No Frills had the bootleg Hi-Chews
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
No Frills had the bootleg Hi-Chews
What'd you ask me if I wanted?
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
What'd you ask me if I wanted?
Post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Post your getaway vehicle
There's a Boozer and a Badger in this race, and they're running nose to tail.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There's a Boozer and a Badger in this race, and they're running nose to tail.
Update: I got the table!
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Update: I got the table!
These were in a locked case at the antique mall yesterday.
I cannot express how flummoxed I was at seeing this. I'm still having a very hard time reconciling it.
I cannot express how flummoxed I was at seeing this. I'm still having a very hard time reconciling it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
These were in a locked case at the antique mall yesterday.
I cannot express how flummoxed I was at seeing this. I'm still having a very hard time reconciling it.
I cannot express how flummoxed I was at seeing this. I'm still having a very hard time reconciling it.
Look at this tight Pacifica. Those wheels!
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Look at this tight Pacifica. Those wheels!
This cat wants to crawl into my mouth to see if there's any sandwich left in there
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This cat wants to crawl into my mouth to see if there's any sandwich left in there
I'm hearing that Joyce Carol Oates burned the world's richest mama's special boy this hard
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm hearing that Joyce Carol Oates burned the world's richest mama's special boy this hard
He's watched me move so many boxes and most of the furniture already.
I think he figures he needs to be in a box to move.
I think he figures he needs to be in a box to move.
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
He's watched me move so many boxes and most of the furniture already.
I think he figures he needs to be in a box to move.
I think he figures he needs to be in a box to move.
Fuck it, I treated myself.
This is on its way to me.
This is on its way to me.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Fuck it, I treated myself.
This is on its way to me.
This is on its way to me.
Don't make me fuck you up
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Don't make me fuck you up
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hey @bustedride.bsky.social here's one for you.
The tailpipe was rubbing on the right rear tire constantly. It was audible.
The tailpipe was rubbing on the right rear tire constantly. It was audible.
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hey @bustedride.bsky.social here's one for you.
The tailpipe was rubbing on the right rear tire constantly. It was audible.
The tailpipe was rubbing on the right rear tire constantly. It was audible.
I have said for years that people who drive early 2000s GM minivans have nothing to lose.
This house has three of them and an H3. I'm never walking past it again.
This house has three of them and an H3. I'm never walking past it again.
October 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I have said for years that people who drive early 2000s GM minivans have nothing to lose.
This house has three of them and an H3. I'm never walking past it again.
This house has three of them and an H3. I'm never walking past it again.
Spotted this clean as a whistle Civic Si around the corner.
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Spotted this clean as a whistle Civic Si around the corner.
I found the Ska Boss you guys.
He drives a Sierra so if anyone needs anything he can pick it up pick it up pick it up.
He drives a Sierra so if anyone needs anything he can pick it up pick it up pick it up.
October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I found the Ska Boss you guys.
He drives a Sierra so if anyone needs anything he can pick it up pick it up pick it up.
He drives a Sierra so if anyone needs anything he can pick it up pick it up pick it up.