matt
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All the little dudes from Katamari Damacy appear to have escaped and found their way into the Eurovision final. #WinterOlympics
February 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
All the little dudes from Katamari Damacy appear to have escaped and found their way into the Eurovision final. #WinterOlympics
Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow
And don't you eat that yellow snow
Briitsh-American freestyle skier (and AHS:1984's "Chet Clancy") Gus Kenworthy shares a message on IG prior to competing in the Winter Olympics.
February 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow
And don't you eat that yellow snow
I'm glad it didn't happen during dry January. It would have been anticlimactic. I've had a bottle of champagne in my refrigerator at the ready for years now.
February 5, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I'm glad it didn't happen during dry January. It would have been anticlimactic. I've had a bottle of champagne in my refrigerator at the ready for years now.
With Seattle in the national spotlight this weekend, I fear the powers that be might try to make Macklemore a thing again. Let us stay vigilant and not allow this.
February 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
With Seattle in the national spotlight this weekend, I fear the powers that be might try to make Macklemore a thing again. Let us stay vigilant and not allow this.
I always forget how much I love curling
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I always forget how much I love curling
I'm so pumped for the Olympics. I always am, but jfc, we need some inkling of international normalcy right now.
February 4, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I'm so pumped for the Olympics. I always am, but jfc, we need some inkling of international normalcy right now.
Blast from the past right here - got my old iPod (2nd generation) out and it still works. Battery's shot, naturally. On brand for me, I jailbroke it in college and changed the font to something goofy. No firewire ports now so it's a time capsule from ~2008.
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Blast from the past right here - got my old iPod (2nd generation) out and it still works. Battery's shot, naturally. On brand for me, I jailbroke it in college and changed the font to something goofy. No firewire ports now so it's a time capsule from ~2008.
I always knew Chomsky's universal grammar was BS.
February 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I always knew Chomsky's universal grammar was BS.
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
me, at every picture of Epstein just to make sure it's not Anthony Bourdain:
February 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
me, at every picture of Epstein just to make sure it's not Anthony Bourdain:
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Happy worst month of the year to all those who observe
February 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Happy worst month of the year to all those who observe
Imagine being so far up your own ass that you look down on others for "over-empathizing."
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Imagine being so far up your own ass that you look down on others for "over-empathizing."
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lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
everyone: "men would rather do anything else than go to therapy"
me: "I have a therapist! I've been seeing him since I was seven years old!"
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me: "I have a therapist! I've been seeing him since I was seven years old!"
classicreload.com/dr-sbaitso.h...
January 30, 2026 at 8:21 PM
everyone: "men would rather do anything else than go to therapy"
me: "I have a therapist! I've been seeing him since I was seven years old!"
classicreload.com/dr-sbaitso.h...
me: "I have a therapist! I've been seeing him since I was seven years old!"
classicreload.com/dr-sbaitso.h...
getting so stir crazy at work that we're placing bets on when the giant mound of plowed snow in the parking lot will be fully melted
January 29, 2026 at 6:02 PM
getting so stir crazy at work that we're placing bets on when the giant mound of plowed snow in the parking lot will be fully melted
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A friend shared with me a girl scout cookie link from a group that's having a hard time selling in Minneapolis right now.
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digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
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January 29, 2026 at 1:38 AM
A friend shared with me a girl scout cookie link from a group that's having a hard time selling in Minneapolis right now.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
It's been January for months in both directions
January 24, 2026 at 7:43 PM
It's been January for months in both directions
I'm hopeful that the snow on the way is gonna be pretty movable. Lower midwest doesn't normally get light powder (what the mountain people call "freshies") - but we rarely get any moisture when it's cold as shit like this anyway.
January 24, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I'm hopeful that the snow on the way is gonna be pretty movable. Lower midwest doesn't normally get light powder (what the mountain people call "freshies") - but we rarely get any moisture when it's cold as shit like this anyway.
Never change, south county.
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January 23, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Never change, south county.
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One thing that's important to know about me: not only do I have an overactive inner monologue, but probably about 35-40% is just quotes from the seminal early YouTube work "The Juggernaut, Bitch"
https://youtu.be/bSuvOVH0aSQ
https://youtu.be/bSuvOVH0aSQ
January 22, 2026 at 11:27 PM
One thing that's important to know about me: not only do I have an overactive inner monologue, but probably about 35-40% is just quotes from the seminal early YouTube work "The Juggernaut, Bitch"
https://youtu.be/bSuvOVH0aSQ
https://youtu.be/bSuvOVH0aSQ
I dunno about this Best Casting Oscar thing. If they wanted to do an ensemble award, like SAG does, that's one thing. But this goes to the casting director. And at this level, it's less about objective selection and more about box office pull and audience engagement.
January 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I dunno about this Best Casting Oscar thing. If they wanted to do an ensemble award, like SAG does, that's one thing. But this goes to the casting director. And at this level, it's less about objective selection and more about box office pull and audience engagement.
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Oh this was a read 😩😭
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Oh this was a read 😩😭
Our mother has been absent ever since we founded Rome
But there's gonna be a party when the wolf comes home
But there's gonna be a party when the wolf comes home
January 21, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Our mother has been absent ever since we founded Rome
But there's gonna be a party when the wolf comes home
But there's gonna be a party when the wolf comes home
I'm not much of a gloater, but it's a real shame I don't know any Purdue fans to be absolutely insufferable around for the next year.
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I'm not much of a gloater, but it's a real shame I don't know any Purdue fans to be absolutely insufferable around for the next year.