Gonzo’s “And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die” is one of the great line readings.

I actually read Blake Lively’s entire 80-page lawsuit against Justin Baldoni and watching the social media discussion around it play out is surreal because so much of what people are confidently saying is completely destroyed in the evidence they will probably never read

just logged in and thought this was about the UHC CEO

I come down for breakfast this morning and find my wife crying over the newspaper. She's reading about that murdered CEO. "His wife!" she says. "I can't stop thinking about his wife." I tell her honey, I'll do anything to make you feel better. She says "Will you apply for a job in health insurance?"

Libs are already hammering the whataboutism button because they know everyone’s going to see them critiquing Trump’s policies and go “wait didn’t you run on basically the same thing?”

The fact that The Lincoln Project, The Palmer Report, Mueller She Wrote, Brooklyn Dad et al are all over here now and racking up followers is a pretty clear indication that a whole hell of a lot of you are absolutely addicted to being conned and losing elections.