BatKandi
banner
batkandi.bsky.social
BatKandi
@batkandi.bsky.social
🧡 Bisexual alt black cat in love with a goofy gamer golden retriever. Now featuring two silly cats!
Living in the Midwest is seeing this and exclaiming "Oh! At least it feels like -24°!"
January 24, 2026 at 12:00 PM
As a kid, I went to my mom's company picnic in a park. The neighbor's dog got loose and I, a 4 or 5 year old, screamed "BEETHOVEN!"

I have a pic of me with him. 😂
As a 90's kid, this wasnt a St. Bernard. This was a Beethoven 💜
January 22, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Reposted by BatKandi
A joke for the history buffs.
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Reposted by BatKandi
January 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Reposted by BatKandi
:sees notifications:

what's going on? why are we getting so many new--

...oh.

Oh.

SM Dude is waving his humiliation fetish around in public again.

Gross.

SO I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THERE ARE A BILLIONTY OTHER PLACES TO HAVE MERCH MADE THAT DON'T DO THIS DUMB SHIT
The latest move by Sticker Mule's owner. Please don't give these people your money (or honestly send them your artwork, you never know).
January 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Ahh, fuck it. Keeping track of all the books I've read this year here.
January 16, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Okay, the family group chat didn't laugh about this one, but y'all see the vision, right?
January 15, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Reposted by BatKandi
It's that time again! Love Potions are back from 1/14-2/14, and we're SWOONING!⁠

These teas are a synesthesia flavor interpretation of various stage and feelings of a romantic relationship. Ideal for shmoopy season!⁠
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Can we hurry up and figure out how to give humans gills and fish tails?

I want to just live underwater, living my best mermaid life.
January 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I wish people would just say "thank you" more often. You have no idea how much that small bit of gratitude can change someone's day vs never hearing it.
January 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Reposted by BatKandi
The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌
October 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
These are my new favorite pics of the Crunch man. 🖤🖤🖤
January 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Getting your 12 year old son an anime body pillow? With panties showing?

Yeah, BOMBASTIC side eye and I'm seriously wondering what other kind of sick shit you do.
January 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Reposted by BatKandi
December 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Reposted by BatKandi
willow ptarmigan. Thank you for spreading the bird word, @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times, hard mode (no Star Wars or Trek, no Pixar, no LOTR, no Disney, no Marvel)
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Reposted by BatKandi
Batma Returns is a Christmas movie.
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
😭😭😭
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa has died. Bummer news.

I mean, what do you even need to say about his performance as Shang Tsung? Iconic.
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Reposted by BatKandi
🚨IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME!🚨
we’re giving away 1 lucky winner a plushie of their choice (plushie has to be live on the site)!

all you have to do to enter:
👉 follow us @makeship.bsky.social
👉 repost this post

the winners will be chosen randomly by the official Makeship account on Dec 2nd at 2PM ET!
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Reposted by BatKandi
🧸🎊 Plush Giveaway! 🎊🧸

To celebrate the upcoming Krampusnacht, which is also our plush designer's birthday, we'll be hosting a giveaway!

3 Winners! 🎉
• Entries Close 12/05 ~ Winners Announced 12/08
• Like, Repost & Follow
• Add a comment for a bonus entry!

#giveaway #plush #giftideas #krampus
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Beach
Pussy
Homosex????
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Can we delete America's Civ7 save file and start over? This one is chalked.
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
When you meltdown so hard, you decide you don't deserve pain management things. 👍
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It's funny how fast we came up with a muffin recipe for each cat in the house. 😹
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM