Glorp the Uncouth
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Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. "Me want cookies," he sadly intones. "Me want cookies."
November 29, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. "Me want cookies," he sadly intones. "Me want cookies."
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This is all the internet was ever supposed to be
October 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This is all the internet was ever supposed to be
General Strike, reporting for doody
October 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
General Strike, reporting for doody
The afterparty for the next rapture will start at 11:30
October 2, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The afterparty for the next rapture will start at 11:30
my voodoo doll is looking very fascist these days
October 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
my voodoo doll is looking very fascist these days
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there should be more frogs in general
September 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
there should be more frogs in general
A new name on the ignore list, sweet silence
September 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
A new name on the ignore list, sweet silence
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will this get me in trouble
gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…
gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…
Bluesky's UK age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it.
Bluesky's UK age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it. - bluesky-osa.md
gist.github.com
July 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
will this get me in trouble
gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…
gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…
You know, that sluice makes this river unkayakable.
August 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You know, that sluice makes this river unkayakable.
Claiming bisexual really perpetuates the binary. Let’s make tri the new bi.
August 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Claiming bisexual really perpetuates the binary. Let’s make tri the new bi.
A streetcar named Fuck off Monday
August 4, 2025 at 6:58 AM
A streetcar named Fuck off Monday
my weekend? oh pretty good, got a lot of xp from scrying on people in LA through my rectangular palantír
July 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
my weekend? oh pretty good, got a lot of xp from scrying on people in LA through my rectangular palantír
anyone know a doctor’s office that weighs on a sliding scale? my psyche can only afford weigh what you can
July 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
anyone know a doctor’s office that weighs on a sliding scale? my psyche can only afford weigh what you can
read through mörk borg last night and thinking about a stark-pale dungeon in kergüs modeled after a certain prominent Weiss House with its current inhabitants as decrepit ghouls, vampires, and at the center, a lich.
July 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
read through mörk borg last night and thinking about a stark-pale dungeon in kergüs modeled after a certain prominent Weiss House with its current inhabitants as decrepit ghouls, vampires, and at the center, a lich.
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a 100% trustworthy entrepreneur
June 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
a 100% trustworthy entrepreneur
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boiling my enemies (potatoes)
before i char their skin (roast them)
and clatter them (with cream)
before i char their skin (roast them)
and clatter them (with cream)
July 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
boiling my enemies (potatoes)
before i char their skin (roast them)
and clatter them (with cream)
before i char their skin (roast them)
and clatter them (with cream)
as i gain presence of mind about my body’s chemical reactions shooting unrequited messages around my inner fleshnet, the more i listen to the screams of my viscera demon
July 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
as i gain presence of mind about my body’s chemical reactions shooting unrequited messages around my inner fleshnet, the more i listen to the screams of my viscera demon
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Personally I’m not so anxious about death itself, it’s the slow, unraveling buildup that ironically propels me towards it more quickly
July 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Personally I’m not so anxious about death itself, it’s the slow, unraveling buildup that ironically propels me towards it more quickly
stricken with frick
July 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
stricken with frick
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