I had to go to the store today

It barely looks different rn but that’s a good thing….. when it’s curly it makes a big difference

It would honestly look good we are bringing it back BUT it would only look good if I straighten my hair….. I can’t imagine styling it curly. Which is how I wear my hair 99% of the time. Evil gay be quiet

The rest of the day was fine I went to so many stores with two of my coworkers and I didn’t really think about it but lmao

Also like lowkey I think I liked the booger wall it was like my collection of weird specimens… but I’m pretty sure I only fully stopped when I got to paint my walls a fun color. No more need for booger accent wall when you have a real accent wall….. hashtag maximalism

& I eventually grew out of it but I was just thinking like wow instead of just like. Making sure I had a box of tissues next to my bed or something that I could use instead of wiping my snot on the wall, my parents classic solution was just to make fun of me alone & in front of me to other people

The absurdity of it… I was rly young and it was like I didn’t want to get out of bed but I had snot in my nose that needed to get out but nowhere to put it and also the urge to analyze the weird stuff that comes out of ur body and be like wow that’s crazy. My parents hated it obviously

Tbh this isn’t just a straight people problem but it usually is like a straight woman with a boyfriend who cannot / refuses to act like an adult about anything. Like my other coworker’s boyfriend/long term fiance who pees in dressers when he’s drunk, which is often. Among other things

In that moment I realized that whenever she gets a phone call she talks as if she’s speaking to a child so I always assume it is her child but actually every single time it’s been her husband!!!!! A man in his 40s with two children and a job. But god forbid there’s no fucking cheese at home

And she hangs up the phone and she’s like “ugh my husband stayed home today to take care of my kid and I’ve been waiting for him to call all day to check in. And he finally called just to tell me we don’t have cheese. Sometimes I wish I was single” like HELLO

My coworker gets a phone call… she’s like “how are doing are you feeling okay?” And continues speaking as if she’s talking to a young child. She has 2 kids and one of them is sick so I’m like oh cute her kid called her. And she’s like “oh you want cheese but we don’t have any…. Ok I’ll pick some up”

I literally had to drive away and take 10 extra minutes to turn around bc I couldn’t see a fucking thing…. What the hell man