Pinned
It’s just me and my ET bath bomb and my ET bath bomb against the world
Thinking about my coworker who saw a store mannequin and was like “haha it’s so funny that they put those huge shoes on a clearly female mannequin”
Like 🤨 I know exactly what she was thinking but I can’t prove it… why do you care… 🤨🤨
Like 🤨 I know exactly what she was thinking but I can’t prove it… why do you care… 🤨🤨
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Thinking about my coworker who saw a store mannequin and was like “haha it’s so funny that they put those huge shoes on a clearly female mannequin”
Like 🤨 I know exactly what she was thinking but I can’t prove it… why do you care… 🤨🤨
Like 🤨 I know exactly what she was thinking but I can’t prove it… why do you care… 🤨🤨
The linguistic nuances of jacking vs. jerking
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The linguistic nuances of jacking vs. jerking
Can’t fucking sleep my mind is too busy thinking about fine motor skills
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Can’t fucking sleep my mind is too busy thinking about fine motor skills
I am sending death threats and horrible vibes to anyone who has ever sang, written, or even thought of a pop Christmas song with that avocadis in my kitchen type sound
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I am sending death threats and horrible vibes to anyone who has ever sang, written, or even thought of a pop Christmas song with that avocadis in my kitchen type sound
Appeasing the gay urge to hack at my hair by giving my bangs a little trim…
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Appeasing the gay urge to hack at my hair by giving my bangs a little trim…
There’s a small evil gay on my shoulder whispering into my ear rn to cut side bangs……. He is fucking evil
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
There’s a small evil gay on my shoulder whispering into my ear rn to cut side bangs……. He is fucking evil
The outfit I wore to make delicious food and watch stylin santa with my friends
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The outfit I wore to make delicious food and watch stylin santa with my friends
I just woke up from a bad dream again but this time it was about pet negligence & it actually ia genuinely upsetting I want to scrub my brain.
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I just woke up from a bad dream again but this time it was about pet negligence & it actually ia genuinely upsetting I want to scrub my brain.
Slinky is currently deciding to have a cozy nap in my bed with me while I play animal crossing (a rare occurrence rn I feel like she hasn’t wanted to hang out with me lately) feeling blessed
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Slinky is currently deciding to have a cozy nap in my bed with me while I play animal crossing (a rare occurrence rn I feel like she hasn’t wanted to hang out with me lately) feeling blessed
Went store shopping for work all afternoon, realizing I’m in the same plaza as the Panera bread where me and my ex had our last ever conversation a week after he broke up with me and he basically told me we were just friends who were fucking…. Felt my entire body go numb and my brain leave my head
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Went store shopping for work all afternoon, realizing I’m in the same plaza as the Panera bread where me and my ex had our last ever conversation a week after he broke up with me and he basically told me we were just friends who were fucking…. Felt my entire body go numb and my brain leave my head
Completely unrelated to my dream but I woke up uncomfortable with a stuffed up and bloody nose and it reminded me of my childhood booger wall lmao
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Completely unrelated to my dream but I woke up uncomfortable with a stuffed up and bloody nose and it reminded me of my childhood booger wall lmao
Waking up sad from a bad dream 👎
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Waking up sad from a bad dream 👎
I drank my last can of seltzer this morning 🎻😢😢 and I won’t have any more unless I go to the store 😱😭😢
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I drank my last can of seltzer this morning 🎻😢😢 and I won’t have any more unless I go to the store 😱😭😢
Like ok it’s not just that he called her about cheese it’s that that’s all he asked about even tho she wanted him to check in and judging by her tone he was distraught about the lack of cheese
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Like ok it’s not just that he called her about cheese it’s that that’s all he asked about even tho she wanted him to check in and judging by her tone he was distraught about the lack of cheese
Btw if you didn’t know straight people are weird lmao
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Btw if you didn’t know straight people are weird lmao
Driving home, it takes me a fucking hour bc of traffic (it should take 30 mins but it always takes an hour) I finally get to the entrance of my driveway and there’s a van parked in front of it with the headlights blasting so much that I literallllyyyy can’t see shit and cars swerving around it. 👎
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Driving home, it takes me a fucking hour bc of traffic (it should take 30 mins but it always takes an hour) I finally get to the entrance of my driveway and there’s a van parked in front of it with the headlights blasting so much that I literallllyyyy can’t see shit and cars swerving around it. 👎
Sitting in my work parking lot and I can tell someone is watching tik toks with their car Bluetooth speaker connected 😭😭😭 just unknowingly blasting their speakers to everyone else who sits in their car lmao
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Sitting in my work parking lot and I can tell someone is watching tik toks with their car Bluetooth speaker connected 😭😭😭 just unknowingly blasting their speakers to everyone else who sits in their car lmao
Josie photoshoot
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Josie photoshoot
I had to buy a new air freshener for my bathroom bc I have been using my current one for the cat litter bag when I clean their box bc it makes me throw up less but now whenever I use it normally I am just reminded of cat shit. So now I have two air fresheners for different uses…. Smh
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I had to buy a new air freshener for my bathroom bc I have been using my current one for the cat litter bag when I clean their box bc it makes me throw up less but now whenever I use it normally I am just reminded of cat shit. So now I have two air fresheners for different uses…. Smh
Fashion/trend forecast tik toks r funny to me bc unless you are looking at like high fashion runway stuff or actually making predictions based on people’s behavior ur not actually predicting shit. Like if it’s already being sold by free people ur not forecasting shit….
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Fashion/trend forecast tik toks r funny to me bc unless you are looking at like high fashion runway stuff or actually making predictions based on people’s behavior ur not actually predicting shit. Like if it’s already being sold by free people ur not forecasting shit….
Damn I wish I took today off (i think it’s dumb they give us Tuesday off but not today) I haven’t even gotten out of bed yet
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Damn I wish I took today off (i think it’s dumb they give us Tuesday off but not today) I haven’t even gotten out of bed yet
*chris Fleming sufjan Stevens parody voice*
A little bit of cheese.
Got stuck to pan while I was making my. Quesadilla 🎶.
The cheese got stuck to the pan and it. Got. Burnt.
And now I have to soak my paan. Because the cheese got stuck. (The cheese got stuck)
A little bit of cheese.
Got stuck to pan while I was making my. Quesadilla 🎶.
The cheese got stuck to the pan and it. Got. Burnt.
And now I have to soak my paan. Because the cheese got stuck. (The cheese got stuck)
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
*chris Fleming sufjan Stevens parody voice*
A little bit of cheese.
Got stuck to pan while I was making my. Quesadilla 🎶.
The cheese got stuck to the pan and it. Got. Burnt.
And now I have to soak my paan. Because the cheese got stuck. (The cheese got stuck)
A little bit of cheese.
Got stuck to pan while I was making my. Quesadilla 🎶.
The cheese got stuck to the pan and it. Got. Burnt.
And now I have to soak my paan. Because the cheese got stuck. (The cheese got stuck)
The comfy sleeper
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The comfy sleeper
I’m cold and I have to go to the bathroom but I’m sitting on my bed with both of my sleeping cats and I know that if I get up they will too…. So I must suffer a bit more
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’m cold and I have to go to the bathroom but I’m sitting on my bed with both of my sleeping cats and I know that if I get up they will too…. So I must suffer a bit more
Google search history of a guy with totally normal and really cool interests (literally all I want to do is eat a good mango and see the beautiful birds of my childhood dreams)
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Google search history of a guy with totally normal and really cool interests (literally all I want to do is eat a good mango and see the beautiful birds of my childhood dreams)