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Suckmaster Valentin
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I’m Valentin

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It barely looks different rn but that’s a good thing….. when it’s curly it makes a big difference
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The outfit I wore to make delicious food and watch stylin santa with my friends
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Josie photoshoot
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The comfy sleeper
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Google search history of a guy with totally normal and really cool interests (literally all I want to do is eat a good mango and see the beautiful birds of my childhood dreams)
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It’s one of these creepy small door things lmao I have two of them in my room and she has learned to open them on her own… thanks for being fucking scary
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Where else would this be but the grocery store parking lot
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Guy who just paid one of his credit cards 🎉
October 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Ok but tell me the vibes aren’t exactly the same
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My pumpkin unlit bc I forgot to buy candles ^_^
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
‼️‼️‼️I ALMOST FORGOT…. Today is the one year anniversary of owning slinky…. The day she came home & the most recent pic of her I took…. She was 2 months old when we got her…. Little two pound baby. I love her more than anything else in the world except Josie
October 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Idk how she got my number who gave this bitch my numberrrrrrr (this is the girl I was “friends” with in middle school and she was the worst & manipulated me and someone I was actually friends with into thinking we hated each other. Among other things like spraying mouthwash spray into my eyes once)
October 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We got a new couch & ottoman (slinky loves it. Josie is feeling cautious about it)
October 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Me tomorrow maybe idk
October 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I can’t get a good still shot or save this vid but 😭😭😭😭 I wanna be mad bc like ummmm that’s my idea don’t steal it but also I’m glad someone is doing it….. great minds think alike
October 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This definitely ai anime dog on the box for the vampire costume I got for slinky lmao
October 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Went to a vintage market today there were so many sweaters for skinny people but I got this bag in good condition for a decent price. I’m gonna put charms on it ^_^
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The innocent face of a girl who has no idea she’s about to become a vampire spider
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Guess who’s about to have sooooo much fuuuunnn
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My kitties 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
October 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Do you see my vision
September 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
There’s a couple of weird shrimps on my bed
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I also got a spider plant! Pic of my bathroom that I haven’t finished decorating
September 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Today I saw a bird bought some cool plants and did a painting
September 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I did some seasonal decorating and slinky is into this velvet pumpkin my aunt gave me
September 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM