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Matt
@bareinthewoods.bsky.social
Sober, Dog lover, photographer, ex-LEO, voiceover guy. Semi-retired gym Daddy living my best life. My spicy side https://bsky.app/profile/bareinthewoodsalt.bsky.social Born liberal usually running my mouth, usually swearing.
You know I'm right...
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
He's the same shade as my grandmother's old Tupperware that's had tomato sauce in it
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Release what?

Zero releases of factual information that wasn't groaning under the weight of it's distortive lies that twisted it to their advantage?

Yeah, that's about par for this "presidency".
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Every accusation is a confession.

Every.
Single.
Time.
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
But, but, but - she's got an Einstein Visa so she's therefore a genius.

No, I didn't make it thru that without laughing....
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Trump's not happy fucking up just the US. Now he's about to leave his greasy orange fingerprints on all of the EU and they're not abt to have that shit.

They've been civil because they had to in order to keep the peace. If it came down to it, they'll drop a safe on his head and walk away whistling
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The image I'll have in my head when I wake up screaming tonight...
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Are you kidding? Pam, who at this stage is Trump's personal lawyer, not a nonpartisan legal official, properly open an investigation into laws being broken and straight up murders?

You're not new here. You know she'll rope-a-dope the WH out of this. At least until we get a functioning government.
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I proposed a burial at sea. Wrap his fat ass up in McDonald's Big Mac sandwich wrappers, throw him on a golf cart, point it at the Potomac and put a brick on the gas pedal.

Done and dusted, though all that fat is probably gonna float rather than sink. Best to brick his pockets too.
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
They do it as press manipulation; they've said as much. They co-opt someone's song, the artist gets online denouncing it, and immediately it becomes a thing for 3-4 press cycles. The did it with Kenny Loggins too, amongst many others.

They also deleted the Carpenter video post.
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I'm betting the price tag on this was Trump getting ICE to leave the games alone so they wouldn't impact ticket sales/attendance from out of country visitors.

He'll probably send them in anywayh.
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
She had an affair with a sentient piece of beef jerky that apparently has a thing for felching.

What did she expect? A Pulitzer for her reporting?

Sayonara.....
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Uh oh, he's back (for now at least).

This is definitely gonna send Dozy Donny into a shit fit. Start the tweetstorm in 3....2......1
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
So, what? They fined him a day's pay?

Gee, what a disincentive.....
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Dear Caligula the Orange:

We've been here before you.
We'll be here LONG after you're dead and turned to dust.
Don't worry about our side of the street. We got this.

You do you, bro. Your own sandbox needs cleaning so feel free to piss off,

Signed,

Every EU leader and then some.....
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The world, being held in the severed hands of the people he and Pickled Pete have blown up.

How fitting.
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I made the same face when the airplane pilot pinned those plastic wings on me when I was six.
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I'm very well aware; I have a medical background cross trained LEO

His dementia is obvious. The placard help all over the WH "The Oval Office" signs aren't decor; they're directions for him to keep from getting lost. If it weren't for the Secret Service he'd likely be wandering the streets.
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM