Matt
@bareinthewoods.bsky.social
Sober, Dog lover, photographer, ex-LEO, voiceover guy. Semi-retired gym Daddy living my best life. My spicy side https://bsky.app/profile/bareinthewoodsalt.bsky.social Born liberal usually running my mouth, usually swearing.
This dumb motherfucker couldn't turn on a lawnmower if it meant he'd get BigMacs for life.
HE'S the one that can't turn it on. The rest of us do just fine.
Now we know what he yelled at the kid "HEY, HOW'D YOU TURN THAT ON??"
HE'S the one that can't turn it on. The rest of us do just fine.
Now we know what he yelled at the kid "HEY, HOW'D YOU TURN THAT ON??"
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This dumb motherfucker couldn't turn on a lawnmower if it meant he'd get BigMacs for life.
HE'S the one that can't turn it on. The rest of us do just fine.
Now we know what he yelled at the kid "HEY, HOW'D YOU TURN THAT ON??"
HE'S the one that can't turn it on. The rest of us do just fine.
Now we know what he yelled at the kid "HEY, HOW'D YOU TURN THAT ON??"
You know I'm right...
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You know I'm right...
I loathe the holidays with a heat of 1000 suns, but I still enjoy the lights and taking a couple days holiday in Vienna
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I loathe the holidays with a heat of 1000 suns, but I still enjoy the lights and taking a couple days holiday in Vienna
Equally as effective in my house....
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Equally as effective in my house....
We REALLY shouldn't be relying on legislative guidance from ol' Bernie....
Just a short list of his crimes:
Just a short list of his crimes:
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
We REALLY shouldn't be relying on legislative guidance from ol' Bernie....
Just a short list of his crimes:
Just a short list of his crimes:
Wanna borrow one of mine?
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Wanna borrow one of mine?
said fuck it and gave no pushback.
Time will tell. IF there's any truth to the WH's version of this, then that's a whole different animal...
Time will tell. IF there's any truth to the WH's version of this, then that's a whole different animal...
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
said fuck it and gave no pushback.
Time will tell. IF there's any truth to the WH's version of this, then that's a whole different animal...
Time will tell. IF there's any truth to the WH's version of this, then that's a whole different animal...
Leaked pics of the MRI results simplified. A normal brain on the left, and then Trump's on the right......
An old mildew-covered sponge
An old mildew-covered sponge
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Leaked pics of the MRI results simplified. A normal brain on the left, and then Trump's on the right......
An old mildew-covered sponge
An old mildew-covered sponge
They need to start lacing his BigMac with a Valium the size of a grapefruit....
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
They need to start lacing his BigMac with a Valium the size of a grapefruit....
It's holiday messages are always nuts, but this is even further off the chain than usual....
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
It's holiday messages are always nuts, but this is even further off the chain than usual....
Oh lawd, I'm sorry I kept looking....
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Oh lawd, I'm sorry I kept looking....
I keep an account on his POS site to troll him and wanted to see if he'd responded to the shooting. I got confronted with Jr selling animal meds.
He did actually respond to it, relatively tame by his standards. I'm sure more hate-o-grams are coming....
He did actually respond to it, relatively tame by his standards. I'm sure more hate-o-grams are coming....
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I keep an account on his POS site to troll him and wanted to see if he'd responded to the shooting. I got confronted with Jr selling animal meds.
He did actually respond to it, relatively tame by his standards. I'm sure more hate-o-grams are coming....
He did actually respond to it, relatively tame by his standards. I'm sure more hate-o-grams are coming....
This, in total. I don't know anyone who reads this and doesn't go "Oh shit" and has their driving anxiety ratchet up to 10.
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
This, in total. I don't know anyone who reads this and doesn't go "Oh shit" and has their driving anxiety ratchet up to 10.
RealClearPolitics and Polling are the same group....
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
RealClearPolitics and Polling are the same group....
Someone forgot to put his daily dose in the jello again.....
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Someone forgot to put his daily dose in the jello again.....
Bruno giving off happy boy vibes.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Bruno giving off happy boy vibes.
Solid truth.
Over here Thanksgiving is just a day of the week, and even back in the States I loathed it. No blood family I'd admit to knowing and for Christmas I'll be shotgunning onto some friend's gathering.
Best part of holidays is when they end.
Over here Thanksgiving is just a day of the week, and even back in the States I loathed it. No blood family I'd admit to knowing and for Christmas I'll be shotgunning onto some friend's gathering.
Best part of holidays is when they end.
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Solid truth.
Over here Thanksgiving is just a day of the week, and even back in the States I loathed it. No blood family I'd admit to knowing and for Christmas I'll be shotgunning onto some friend's gathering.
Best part of holidays is when they end.
Over here Thanksgiving is just a day of the week, and even back in the States I loathed it. No blood family I'd admit to knowing and for Christmas I'll be shotgunning onto some friend's gathering.
Best part of holidays is when they end.
This is the last motherfucker I'm gonna take advice on "classing it up" from.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This is the last motherfucker I'm gonna take advice on "classing it up" from.
He always looks like he's about to get a prostate exam from Cynthia Erivo, she's pissed and just locked the door...
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
He always looks like he's about to get a prostate exam from Cynthia Erivo, she's pissed and just locked the door...
I think she's intermixing her conspiracy theory with leaving Star Trek on binge while she had a nap.....
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I think she's intermixing her conspiracy theory with leaving Star Trek on binge while she had a nap.....
And he's still out there kicking it around....
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
And he's still out there kicking it around....
As a reminder, this is the guy who thinks we all need to class it up when traveling.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
As a reminder, this is the guy who thinks we all need to class it up when traveling.
His cabinet of bootlickers won't pull that trigger and we all know it GOP in Congress won't either because they value their paycheck over their duty to the country.
Wanna get really scared? Go to his site and read the comments on that post.
This is one of 2000 of them.
Wanna get really scared? Go to his site and read the comments on that post.
This is one of 2000 of them.
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
His cabinet of bootlickers won't pull that trigger and we all know it GOP in Congress won't either because they value their paycheck over their duty to the country.
Wanna get really scared? Go to his site and read the comments on that post.
This is one of 2000 of them.
Wanna get really scared? Go to his site and read the comments on that post.
This is one of 2000 of them.