Matt
@bareinthewoods.bsky.social
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Sober, Dog lover, photographer, ex-LEO, voiceover guy. Semi-retired gym Daddy living my best life. My spicy side https://bsky.app/profile/bareinthewoodsalt.bsky.social Born liberal usually running my mouth, usually swearing.
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If you're thinking of bringing me drama on here, don't.

I don't engage, I don't reply, I block. Instantly.

You'll be in my rearview mirror before your finger is fully off the reply button.
Based on how that reads, it was in their waters, they'd sent up a flare and they had their engine on top and exposed; a sign they were in distress.

And the US blew them up.

Maritime Law is a huge complex system and easily international. This was a colossal fuck up on the US's part.
And where can I see this? I've been in the shop many times fortunately :)
They encroached on a foreign territory without due cause, evidence or even advising the residing government of the acts about to play out.

WW1 started over an assassination. We don't have international experts in the current government to fix this.

They need to knock off the attacks. Now.
Can't these guys just stay in the shot-and-beer bars drinking their Schlitz, eat their pickled eggs and fuck off already.?
Also on point he too stupid to get the mask up over his nose, but we can't set the bar too high with him can we?
I'm certain I saw George Soros at Pat Catan's swiping his Amex for anyone that was there buying sign making materials.

They caught him. The jig is up.

Oh shit-they're on to us!!!
No, they're one in the same. Same profile pic, even mentions his "physique building" (such as it is).

Back to my point: fuck this guy. He's a nobody and outside the KoolAid drinkers no one knows who he is.
Why is this even post-worthy? He's not Trump admin, he's an internet toadie and wannabe bodybuilder with a massively AI'd profile photo. (and a shitty "pro" build)

I had to dig in Google to even find out who the fuck he is.

Fuck this guy. His opinion + ten cents = one thin dime.
I had to go see it for myself. He actually posted this. Dumping shit on yesterday's protestors.

This motherfucker wants the country to respect him as president and the posts just get worse and worse and worse.

Fuck impeachment, he needs a goddamn straight jacket.
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
Chicago made it clear Caligula the Orange and his puppet masters can fuck off.
Amazing video from Chicago today.

No Kings
$172 Million, to cart her ass around to photo ops. Plus the estimated per year cost of each.

Here's a thought: throw her ass in an office and keep her there. She provides nothing in the field.
Those last words are the money shot:

More than 100k people.
ZERO arrests.
ZERO arrests at No Kings in NYC. (And the NYPD isn’t notorious for being sympathetic with people anti-Trump.)

This proves what shameless liars Speaker Mike Johnson & Karoline Leavitt are to slander the participants as violent anarchists.
MAGA's also:

-Swear by their red hat
-Wore sympathy "bandages" after EarGate
-Think Trump "cologne" is the best smell ever
-Festoon their cars with Trump on a flag
-Plan their wardrobes (LOL) around their gold Trump sneakers
-Rob their kid's inheritance to pay for a Trump phone

They can eat me.
Don't miss the big message here:
a/That's one city in Texas
b/Texas. Red-as-can-be-Texas
c/That is a massive street. What's that? Five blocks in shot?
No Kings-Austin,TX
I do too, but:
A/Where's the court-worthy proof? It's gotta be somewhere.
B/When it does make the light of day, where does it go?

I'd love to see the proof come out of somewhere but then what? The entire government is tainted.
Satan can't call him back downstairs quick enough...
It's the last sentence from Grok that made me LOL.

(Essentially): Calm the fuck down, Karen. Nothing here so unclench your pearls....
Well get my smelling salts; what a surprise....
Per CNN, the White House has just issued a two-word response to what may be the largest day of protest in US history—and those two words perfectly encapsulate why No Kings Day exists.

The response from would-be King Donald to outrage over his destruction of our traditions and norms is, "Who cares?"
I'm sure their stepping over here was the handiwork of No Neck Chung who thought he'd troll us and pick a fight.

Problem is most all of us:

A/Love our block button
B/Live by the adage "Never wrestle with a pig: you both get dirty and the pig likes it."
I have two words:
-Eat me

I have four words:
-See you at trial

Four more:
-Karma is a bitch

How about five?
-We're not done protesting yet

How about six?
-The Hague would like to see you

I couldn't think of anything snarky at three words. One of y'all will have to step up...
Genuinely hoping they break records getting blocked by all of us.