Entertain Me
@banquette.bsky.social
NSFW Alt deviant milf account for kinky fun (fun for me, anyway. DGAF about you) 42 🔞 MDNI Neither selling nor buying. DMs open if we’ve flirted in comments
Indeed you aren’t.
😂
😂
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Indeed you aren’t.
😂
😂
Not quite; I’m still waiting on that ambrosia
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Not quite; I’m still waiting on that ambrosia
Heated to precisely 99.6°F thank you.
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Heated to precisely 99.6°F thank you.
I’ve seen some pictures from the bigger cons, and some people get downright weird. I dig.
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’ve seen some pictures from the bigger cons, and some people get downright weird. I dig.
Check the calendar for me, Whisp
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Check the calendar for me, Whisp
Now you’re just showing off, taking a bath and all 🥵😶🌫️
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Now you’re just showing off, taking a bath and all 🥵😶🌫️
You’re very sudsy 🫧😶🌫️🥵
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 AM
You’re very sudsy 🫧😶🌫️🥵
Ok who is the other asshole who saved this one? 😂
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Ok who is the other asshole who saved this one? 😂
And not even then
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
And not even then
What positions, exactly, do you think you’re suited for?
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
What positions, exactly, do you think you’re suited for?
Lmaoooooooo these don’t even count
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Lmaoooooooo these don’t even count
I tell them it’s for even weight distribution 😈
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I tell them it’s for even weight distribution 😈
I was just talking about how he should do an A Christmas Carol take. Get him on the horn and tell him, would you Whisp?
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I was just talking about how he should do an A Christmas Carol take. Get him on the horn and tell him, would you Whisp?
Lmaoooooo look I’m funny and cruel but I’m not THAT funny (or cruel, I guess). It was a gif of Daffy Duck making a list, but I’m laughing so hard at the spinning loading wheel 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Lmaoooooo look I’m funny and cruel but I’m not THAT funny (or cruel, I guess). It was a gif of Daffy Duck making a list, but I’m laughing so hard at the spinning loading wheel 🤣
Hey wait this is sounding like a good trip tho. Music and museums? Fuck yes. I’m inviting myself.
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hey wait this is sounding like a good trip tho. Music and museums? Fuck yes. I’m inviting myself.
I don’t think I’ll hire you to do my underwear shopping, Kicker. You’re not going to get that far with that search. I like the attempt though.
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I don’t think I’ll hire you to do my underwear shopping, Kicker. You’re not going to get that far with that search. I like the attempt though.
I posted it specifically for you, Chris. Oh wait, no, sorry, I meant for the OTHER other Chris.
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I posted it specifically for you, Chris. Oh wait, no, sorry, I meant for the OTHER other Chris.
That sounds like a you problem? Still stuck there, Juke Ellington?
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
That sounds like a you problem? Still stuck there, Juke Ellington?
Tooouuuuuch iiiiiiiiit
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Tooouuuuuch iiiiiiiiit