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Entertain Me
@banquette.bsky.social
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NSFW Alt deviant milf account for kinky fun (fun for me, anyway. DGAF about you) 42 🔞 MDNI Neither selling nor buying. DMs open if we’ve flirted in comments
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banquette.bsky.social
And here we see a wild Em in her natural habitat- lying in bed with her legs in the air. Note her hardened nipples, indicating arousal (or cold).
#milf #lewd #fishnets #nipples
Em laying on her back across her bed with her feet up against the wall beside the bed, ankles crossed. Her hands are cupping her breasts and showing perky nipples. She’s wearing a black dress which is bunched around her thighs and patterned tights with garters.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Hey at least I’m on my knees right? #sinfulsunday #millf #ass #booty
Em on her knees, seen from the back and above. She’s wearing thigh high grey socks, a black thong, and a charcoal denim hooded jacket.
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Oops I missed #FlannelFriday so I guess #SnugglySaturday will have to suffice. These ARE the trendy tags, right? Being trendy and up to speed is very important to me. I use a typewriter and everything (I don’t please don’t talk to me about typewriters idk)
#milf #breasts #lewd #boobs #cleavage #bra
Em’s torso in 3/4 profile. She’s wearing a red lace bra and a green plaid flannel
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
banquette.bsky.social
#W1PP
You don’t have to hold my arms over my head like this. I’ll stay. Not because you told me to, but because you want me to. There’s a difference. You don’t offer orders out of control; yours come from desire. You don’t command from malice, but yearning. I’ll be still.
#milf #lewd #lingerie
Em kneeling on a bed wearing a black satin nightie. Her knees are spread and her arms are above her head.
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Fishnets with garters and black nails on fingers
Scratches down your back and bite marks that linger
My wrists and ankles all tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
#thighthursday #milf #thighcrease #fishnets #lewd
Em’s leg as she’s kneeling on her bed, clad in a black dress she’s pulling up over a thigh high gartered fishnet-adjacent stocking.
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
banquette.bsky.social
You don’t really need me to say anything sassy today right? You can get along fine with a little bit of dupa?

#milf #lewd #ass #booty #wagonwednesday #lbd
Em from thighs to waist from the back. She’s wearing gartered fancy fishnets and a black dress, which she’s holding up to give a peek of her ass.
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Temp down jeans up that’s the way I like to — wait I don’t think that’s how it goes
#milf #ass #booty #panties
Em pulling her jeans up over her ass clad in black crisscrossed panties with red trim
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Stripy strappy sparkly hey
Happy December first, and monochrome Monday
#milf #lewd #lingerie #monochromemonday
Em from ankles to shoulders in monochrome! She’s wearing striped knee high socks and arm warmers, a black tank, and strappy black harness. Bet you can’t even guess this started out as spooky orange and black. Totally fooled you right?
December 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Devil I think you’re more broken than this can fix but I’ll add to your stock.
Em’s legs encased in fishnets, wearing strappy heels, and in a long black dress with hip-high slits
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
banquette.bsky.social
If you’re interested in alternate options for worship on this #sinfulsunday I’m kinda cosplaying goddess right now and I don’t have much else going on so you could give me ambrosia or something #milf #lewd #nsfw #nipples #boobs
Em from waist to shoulders, with her hand resting on her collarbone. She’s wearing a black strappy harness over a black mesh fabric which shows her breasts through it
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
banquette.bsky.social
You’re kind to tag me. I don’t draw underwear (or anything really, at least not well) but I do wear it with some regularity and I’ve been lucky enough to have been drawn by a few incredible artists, to whom I am super grateful!
Em bent over showing her ass in a matching lacy underwear set
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
banquette.bsky.social
Hey look a butt. Ok, carry on. #milf #ass #booty #lewd #panties #lingerie
Em’s ass. This time she’s in a pale pink lace panty. Is this a thong? Not really. It’s thong adjacent I guess but more a bikini cut? I don’t even know. I stg they just make up styles for panties now. Big Underwear is throwing out names left and right to get us to buy more unders. Whatever. These are comfy and cute so I don’t really care what they’re called.
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
banquette.bsky.social
We’re officially in the “holiday season” according to societal standards so I’d like to remind you that Spooky Season is still in full swing and goes clear through winter. This is an established fact. Fight me. #milf #nipple #lewd #spookyseasonliveson #iwillcitemysourcessohard
Em’s torso in 3/4 profile. She’s wearing pink ghostface pjs and her nipple is poking through the top
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Stuff me like a— ugh. Trussed and ready f— nah. Gobble me— whatever. Look, today’s a day of gratitude, so I’ll break the bitchiness and say I’m thankful for you all and I’m glad you exist. Happy day, turkeys.

#milf #lewd #bondage #booty #ass #canigotakeanapplease
View of Em on all fours on her bed, ass to camera. She’s wearing a pair of light pink lacy panties and black lace bands around her thighs. Her ankles are buckled together with light pink leather cuffs. She has feet but don’t make it weird. Or maybe do; your call.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Well, I do like to be hurt...
Em's SexValues results
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Welp.
Em's SexValues results. Attraction: Masc Leaning; Sex Drive: Hypersexual; Dominance Axis: Switch; Deviance Axis: Deviant; Affection Axis: Affective.
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Wait how’d you make the-
Hand shadow puppet tutorial
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
banquette.bsky.social
It’s a wagon. It’s Wednesday. #wagonwednesday #milf #lewd #booty #spanking #thighcrease
Em’s thigh and ass seen from the side as she’s bent down on her knees on the bed. She’s wearing a striped dress that’s pulled up over her hips as her ass is hanging out.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Oh shit sorry I missed this my bad
Em's thighs, not clad in fishnets for once, with her red plaid skirt pulled up
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
banquette.bsky.social
I just referred to someone as “the human equivalent of sucking air through a cavity” in case you were under any delusions that I’m pleasant to be around. Everybody have a good day now!
#milf #breast #tittytuesday #boob #knifekink #nsfw
Em's breast- just one- with the flat of a knife pressed against it covering her nipple.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Look I just really like tea, ok? I’m a slut for tea.
#milf #nipple #lingerie #lewd #boobs #breasts #bra #lace
Em’s chest in 3/4 profile. She’s wearing an olive green lacy longline bralette, and her nipples can be seen through the lace.
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
banquette.bsky.social
These novelty panties are so f’n dumb. But they do work, so I’ll play along. We’ll call this communion wine.
#milf #panties #sinfulsunday #thong #lewd
Em’s crotch; she’s lying with her legs spread. She’s holding a glass of wine above her thong that says “if you can read this bring me a glass of wine”
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
banquette.bsky.social
🎵I don’t want it; I just need it: to breathe, to feel, to know I’m alive🎵
#milf #soapysaturday #showerdance #shower
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
banquette.bsky.social
Add “pick up fashion tape” to my to-do list.

#milf #underboob #breasts #boobs
Em from shoulders to waist, holding her dress across her breasts. Her dress crosses across her chest and barely covers her breasts, exposing her underboob and torso.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
banquette.bsky.social
I’m totally skipping Thanksgiving pics but peppermint stripes are sexier than me dressing like a turkey or whatever and I’m not putting on a collar and playing pilgrim gross #milf #lewd #ass #booty
Em bent over in bed, her ass covered by red and white striped pj shorts and her legs partially covered with a light blanket
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM