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badambulist.bsky.social
alyson “end the BBC” greaves
@badambulist.bsky.social
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White British trans woman with chronic pain. Sisters of Dorley is my fault.

She/her.

help me pay rent: https://www.patreon.com/alysongreaves | https://ko-fi.com/rememberwhenyoutried

buy my books here: https://linktr.ee/badambulist
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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. NO CHEATING!
one of the girls from crossplay love, a manga. she is drinking from a cup through a straw. the caption: G L U P
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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on literature
alyson “☕” greaves — 11:46 I'm reading cis romances lately to broaden my horizons the things the cis girlies want lmao it will forever amuse me that we keep policing each other on the suitability of our desires when there’s a whole industry out there, a whole world of authors and publishers and readers and influencers, who are getting really insanely fucky with it and writing shit ten times as wild as anything I’ve seen in a book by a trans woman “Oh some trans girls want to be muzzled and wired into a cockpit do they? Yawn. Prince Tarothian Rape-Muchly likes to [redacted for the sake of good taste]. Call me when your girls are [incredibly fucking redacted] and picking up the pieces after.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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unintentionally funny thumbnail
BETELGEUSE UPDATE
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
badambulist.bsky.social
the original boxes, mine included, look like this
not my photo of a hand holding the box for a Sapphire Radeon RX 9070 XT ‘Pure’ edition GPU. the box is decorated with bubbles, one of which partially covers the R in Pure, causing it to read as Puke
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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when I finish work for the night I should be sent straight to bed and not allowed near the computer again
a borgification meme. a photo of the borg queen and seven of nine, with the following text over the top: ever since you discovered borgification, you have been looking for ways to boost your feminine borg energy, to learn how to truly please a man captain (or sometimes a woman in a catsuit), and what better way to follow through than to practise with your bussy (borg pussy)
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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when I might have to interact with calibre
alyson “CEO of comfort” greaves — 13:32 there are two classes of open source software: dork ass shit (complimentary) and dork ass shit (derogatory)
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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pretty sure I got the famous quote correct
“History is written by the transmisogyny-exempt”
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
badambulist.bsky.social
editing Man-Machine Interface and doing some crucial research
Screenshot of a Google search for "examples of LLM glazing". The Google LLM reply: "The term "LLM glazing" is not a standard technical term; it appears to be a malapropism or a misunderstanding, likely a confusion between "LLM" (large language model) and "glazing" (the process of applying a glaze in cooking). Therefore, there are no examples of "LLM glazing." The term likely blends two unrelated concepts: AI-powered language models and a culinary finishing technique."
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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I like my sleep earbuds but I hate the software lol
A notification screenshot in which soundcore is trying to get me to meet its new AI friend or some shit
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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forgot I made these

(THIS POST DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN ENDORSEMENT FOR “FOR A GIRL” OR “THE SAGA OF TUCK”)
A mocked-up cover in the style of Penguin Classics for “Forcefem Classics”: For a Girl by O2BXX—“Jack was a normal boy with a special talent.” A mocked-up cover in the style of Penguin Classics for “Forcefem Classics”: High Tops to High Heels by KK—“It was the biggest basketball game of the season.” A mocked-up cover in the style of Penguin Classics for “Forcefem Classics”: Girl by Diana Thomas—“Yes, she wrote for the Telegraph for a while.” A mocked-up cover in the style of Penguin Classics for “Forcefem Classics”: The Saga of Tuck by ehayes—“Packed with helpful tips for TSes!”
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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A screenshot of Wes Streeting’s majority of 528
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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alyson “your ad here” greaves — 18:58 personally I'm a weak transsexual
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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omg actually
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Taking a break from being extremely unwell and editing to watch TV, and peak has arrived.
A photo from the Ranma anime: Kodachi, the Black Rose is here! (She's a schoolgirl with black hair and a black rose.)
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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alyson “your ad here” greaves — 14:48 as a rule of thumb: if it seems like one of my characters was cleverly named, no they weren’t damb I’m gonna have to skeet that now
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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lol I fucking hate google docs
Google telling me my file is too large to open
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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dorley/wyffh modern AU
alyson “your ad here” greaves — 21:00 Cora challenges Maxine and Taylor to a cheer-off. Maxine and Taylor are still incredibly skilled, and perform a routine together that makes Cora so horny that when she tries to respond she immediately falls on her face. Cora considers this a marvellous success.
November 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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The Yu-gi-oh guy is saying "Stop telling me to use THAT card. It's demeaning."
October 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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A cartoon doctor from Theme Hospital is speaking: What do you mean, you were supposed to have your tonsils out? Oh dear. Ma'am- I mean, sir, I have some bad news.
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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the classic blue screen of death. text reads: "Sexy Nurse" Halloween Costume A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0028:C002ADB7 in VXD VFAT(01) + 0000A3D7. The current costume will be locked in maintenance mode. * Do not attempt to remove the costume. * If you are thirsty, the breasts of the costume contain potable water. * A technician of the gender you are most embarrassed to be attracted to will arrive presently to assist you. Squeal girlishly to continue
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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The famous Castlevania quote, altered to say: What a horrible night to have a skirt that barely covers my you- know-what.
October 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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The end screen of metroid. Caption: JESUS CHRIST I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME. MY TUCK CAME HALF- WAY OUT IN THE LAVA LEVEL AND MY FORESKIN HAS BEEN TRAPPED IN THE ELASTIC EVER SINCE. ITS AGONY DOWN THERE. IM GOING TO HAVE TO DRIVE HOME WITH MY LEGS CROSSED.
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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The famous "miserable pile of secrets" scene from Castlevania. Caption: Dracula I'm growing my hair out for masculine reasons. Stop looking at me like that.
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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the undertale logo only it says "women's underwear"
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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the guy from monkey island is saying to the girl from monkey island: Stop whispering "estrogen could save you." I don't care how soft my skin could be. I have chosen the pirate life. Respect my choice.
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM