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Azonei
@azonei.bsky.social
Brit, relocated & naturalised in Australia.
Equally amused by highbrow discussion and lowbrow humour.
Lover of cats and chillies (not at the same time, that would be questionable)
Pinned
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning
Tickets bought for Townsville!
February 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
There's a fair amount of thunder this morning, and a few flashes of lightning.
Short burst of rain, which lasted about 5 minutes.

This storm is weak as piss, and all mouth, no trousers
February 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Ooh.
Fear Factory are coming to play Townsville in May!.

Saw them here about 14 years ago when they last played Townsville (just after I moved here)
February 3, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Don't forget to be an insufferable cunt today.
You don't know who might be having a good day, but doesn't deserve to
February 2, 2026 at 7:57 AM
More of my young girls are now laying eggs.

This monster was a first egg from Chrissie, one of my Australorps.
And it turned out to be a double yolk!
January 29, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Today I learned:

It takes 43 muscles to frown

It takes 72 muscles to say "fuck off"

Totally worth the extra effort!

(Does it count as a workout if you repeat it?)
January 29, 2026 at 7:49 AM
January 28, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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Sex club accidentally saved by listed status for old sawmill.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sex club accidentally saved by listed status for old sawmill
Developers had sought to turn the old City Sawmill in Port Dundas into about 60 flats, only for the proposals to be blocked.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 27, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Happy Australia Day to those who celebrate it
January 25, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Two of my boys sitting nicely together on the back of the sofa
January 20, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Nine Inch Nails
New Model Army
The Mission
Soft Cell
Combichrist
January 20, 2026 at 7:45 AM
One of my younger chooks laid an egg today!!

Judging by the colour, I'm going to guess it was one of my australorps, they apparently lay lighter brown eggs.

I'm hoping we'll be seeing other other young girls join in soon!!
January 18, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Heading off to the vet with this little fella.
Wife found it by the side of the road, unable to fly, and a crow trying to take him out.
January 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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Aside from creepy surveillance, what are ‘consumer-ready’ service robots actually for? | Samantha Floreani
Aside from creepy surveillance, what are ‘consumer-ready’ service robots actually for? | Samantha Floreani
For A$30k you could have a remote employee see inside your home via a walking, talking machine with a chilling blank face. Count me out There’s something particularly dystopian about watching the mute headlines of daytime television play at the gym. It feels like a movie montage; pop bangers streaming, surrounded by sweaty hotties, I watch the latest horror unfold. News of war, the pandemic, death and destruction slide across the bottom of the screen below chatty hosts. It’s here where I first see NEO, the “world’s first consumer-ready humanoid robot designed to transform life at home”. I watch as the hosts gleefully introduce its creepy, soft, grey body and chilling blank face with puny camera eyes. As though exercising my corporeal form wasn’t trial enough, now robots? Who in their right mind would want a walking, talking surveillance machine inside their home? The privacy invasion required for such robots to function goes far beyond your smart speaker listening into your conversations, your automatic pet feeder capturing footage, or your Roomba mapping the inside of your home and sharing it with Amazon. Beyond sensors, cameras and pervasive data collection, Neo – just one example of humanoid “service” robots now on the market – relies upon “expert mode” for the tasks it can’t quite manage on its own. That’s code for a remote employee being able to see inside your home and control the robot through a VR headset. Creepy. Samantha Floreani is a digital rights advocate and writer based in Melbourne/Naarm Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I saw a post about horror writers, and I recalled Shaun Hutson wrote a short Christmas-themed horror story for Kerrang (metal music mag) back in the late 80s/early 90s.

For the life of me I cannot find any reference to it.

Does anyone know the title &/or have a link to it?
January 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Reposted by Azonei
A chromatic test to discover what your body needs to thrive right now🌼
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Chickens are safe inside while we wait for the cyclone to pass
January 10, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Cyclone Koji was named this afternoon and is already a category 2 storm.
It's now tracking further south, and expected now to cross the coast at about Ayr, 40 mins south of me, probably around 4am AEST
January 10, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Current predicted path for the potential cyclone currently has it headed almost directly at me...
January 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Tropical Low has formed and is heading our way.
Small chance (up to 35%) that it may form I to a cyclone tomorrow evening)
January 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
It rained a bit last night
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I was a bit too ambitious today; I decided to mow the lawn, and got most of it done, until I got bogged down in mud at the back of the yard.

And it's just started raining again, so the mower is going to be stuck in a pond.

😑
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM