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Azonei

@azonei.bsky.social

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Brit, relocated & naturalised in Australia. Equally amused by highbrow discussion and lowbrow humour. Lover of cats and chillies (not at the same time, that would be questionable)

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Azonei @azonei.bsky.social · Nov 21

Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning

Azonei @azonei.bsky.social · 12h

I'll be waiting, good sir

Azonei @azonei.bsky.social · 2d

Is this in-store only at the moment?
Wanted to get this for the wife for Christmas or birthday, but may have to get daughter to visit your store again

Azonei @azonei.bsky.social · 4d

Selection of eggs collected over the last couple of days

Top row (l-r)
Lily (Olive Egger)
Harry (Araucana)
Henghis (Araucana)

Bottom row (l-r)
Amelia (unknown breed)
Basil (Maran)
Dazzle (Maran)

A selection of different coloured eggs on a white cloth

Top row (l-r)

Lily (Olive Egger) olive egg, very small

Harry (Araucana) pale blue/green egg

Henghis (Araucana) very pale blue egg

Bottom row (l-r)

Amelia (unknown breed) very light tan coloured egg, very small

Basil (Maran) dark brown egg

Dazzle (Maran) dark brown egg

Azonei @azonei.bsky.social · 5d

I almost did the opening song with those lips 😂

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Azonei @azonei.bsky.social · 5d

Same for me.
The soundtrack definitely elevates it, and love it because of the soundtrack

Azonei @azonei.bsky.social · 5d

And for token 2:

I'm Going Home - from Rocky Horror Picture Show

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going Home

YouTube video by THIRDPROJECT

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Azonei @azonei.bsky.social · 5d

Morning Michael and Kitty!
So many tunes already taken, but I didn't see this one, so for token 1:

Public Image - The Order of Death

From Hardware

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Hardware (1990) "The Order Of Death" (Public Image) Music Video

YouTube video by Darren Fitzpatrick

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Azonei @azonei.bsky.social · 5d

This was going to be one of my choices 😂
Great tune!

Azonei @azonei.bsky.social · 6d

My two youngest hens, Lily & Siouxsie, have started laying!!
Their eggs are tiny at the moment, about half the size of a normal egg, but I'm sure they'll get bigger on time

A black Araucana hen (left) and an Olive Egger hen (right).

4 eggs in a small dish.
Front left eggs and olive egg, the other two are light brown

Azonei @azonei.bsky.social · 7d

I rarely interact because I'm a lazy sod, and about 10hrs ahead of you (so you're likely asleep if/when I respond)

I do like to see some of your posts, though I should probably hit the like button a bit more often

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Swampy💀 @ruh-roh.bsky.social · 10d

🎃 just saying...

(Vincent Price looking grim.)
THE LOOK ON MY FACE
WHEN I SEE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
BEFORE HALLOWEEN

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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 11d

Boy, 14, hospitalised after crocodile attack while fishing at far north Queensland beach

Incident follows several crocodile sightings around Cape Tribulation in the past month as breeding season begins and risks of aggression increase * Follow our Australia news live blog for latest updates * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast A 14-year-old boy has been hospitalised after he was attacked by a crocodile while fishing at a beach in far north Queensland, authorities said. He sustained wounds to his leg and torso on Saturday afternoon at Myall Beach, Cape Tribulation, a small coastal community 140km north of Cairns, a Queensland ambulance service spokesperson said. Continue reading...

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 10d

Err, no not for me thanks, I'll just have a glass of water...

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 10d

Goodnight.

dad and two kids in a 'perfect suburban home' carving pumpkins
the boy is saying. cut his. fucking soul out dad
the girl is saying hail satan

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Azonei @azonei.bsky.social · 12d

& token 2:
The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979

🎵Cool kids never have the time🎵

youtu.be/4aeETEoNfOg?...

The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979 (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by SmashingPumpkinsVEVO

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Azonei @azonei.bsky.social · 12d

Morning all, hopefully I'm still inside the time limit, what with all the clocks changing shenanigans

Token 1 is a bit of a guilty pleasure:
Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen - Good Time

youtu.be/H7HmzwI67ec?...

Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen - Good Time (Official Video)

YouTube video by OwlCityVEVO

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Azonei @azonei.bsky.social · 12d

A customer in Melbourne told me today that I sound like Christian O'Connell 😂

I used to listen to his breakfast show on XFM in London about 20 years ago, and heard he had moved to Australia a few years ago