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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Rock band abruptly breaks up, leaves singer stranded at gas station.
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Rock band abruptly breaks up, leaves singer stranded at gas station
“We gave everything we had, and now have left you with nothing," the band's guitarist said.
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November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Hartlepool teenager who performed rocking horse sex act arrested. (Thanks @djdamien.bsky.social! 🐴)
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Teen who performed rocking horse sex act arrested after failing to appear in court
A teenager who performed a sex act involving a park rocking horse has been arrested after he failed to appear in court.
www.cravenherald.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Dead leopard on the A646 turned out to be ‘some tart’s coat’.
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(Thanks to @littlebonelady.bsky.social for reminding me of this gem from 2020!)
Dead leopard on the A646 turned out to be 'some tart's coat'
Ben Lilly's fear quickly turned to embarrassment when he realised his mistake.
metro.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"

The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
cinemashoebox.bsky.social Ben @cinemashoebox.bsky.social · 3d
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Bank robber arrested for attempted heist from same branch 10 years after first robbery.
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Bank robber arrested for attempted heist from same branch 10 years after first robbery - Dexerto
A bank robber in Texas was arrested after trying to steal from the same bank that he had previously robbed almost 10 years before.
www.dexerto.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Missouri judge who wore an Elvis wig and often played his music in court agrees to step down.
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Missouri judge who wore an Elvis wig and often played his music in court agrees to step down
A Missouri judge who wore an Elvis Presley wig in his courtroom and played the singer's music from his phone during court proceedings has agreed to a deal that would cut his career on the bench short.
www.wral.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Norwich 'sausage roll lady' using pastry skills for charity.
www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/2563112...
Defiant 'sausage roll lady' using rebel pastry skills for good cause
A woman who landed up in hot water with the council over her unauthorised sausage rolls has vowed to use her rebel pastry skills for good causes.
www.eveningnews24.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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'Monstrous erection' appears on Isle of Wight roundabout.
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Eyebrows raised after 'monstrous erection' appears on roundabout
Eyebrows have been raised over what's been described as a 'monstrous erection' on an Isle of Wight roundabout.
www.countypress.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives.
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Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
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November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Man who cryogenically froze late wife sparks debate by dating new partner. (Thanks @john3ners.bsky.social!)
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Man who froze deceased wife sparks debate for dating new partner
Gui Junmin froze his dead spouse as a sign of his devotion - but it's now emerged he is dating again.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Man goes 'full baboon' to confront bike thieves. (Thanks @mrsemilia.bsky.social!)
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Man goes 'full baboon' to confront Leeds bike thieves in Headingley
Alex Morris was sat in a Leeds cafe when he decided to challenge three would-be bike thieves.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Tom Jones gives blessing to museum mammoth named 'Tom Bones'.
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Tom Bones: Sir Tom Jones chuffed after museum mammoth named after him
More than 18,000 visitors to the National Museum Cardiff voted to name the mammoth
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Death-metal vocalist Ignacia Fernández crowned Miss World Chile.
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Death-metal vocalist IGNACIA FERNÁNDEZ crowned Miss World Chile
"Thank you for the worldwide recognition of my singing"
www.revolvermag.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Shout at seagulls to stop them taking your food, research suggests.
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Shout at seagulls to stop them taking your food, research suggests
Researchers tested 61 gulls by playing recordings of a male voice shouting, speaking and the neutral birdsong of a robin.
news.sky.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Oxfordshire County Council has clarified that the Ghostbusters hearse would not be exempt from the city’s Congestion Charge. A spokesperson told us “It’s not as simple as buying a hearse. In order to qualify for a permit, you must also be a funeral care business.”
I ain't afraid of no Congestion Charge. Ghostbusters hearse by relux at Wikimedia Commons, CC-BY-SA 2.0.
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Bee-elzebub: new horned ‘Lucifer’ bee discovered in Western Australia.
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Bee-elzebub: new horned ‘Lucifer’ bee discovered in Western Australia
Australian expert stumbled across new species when surveying a critically endangered wildflower in 2019
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Virgin Media issue public apology after calling Wales rugby star a 'whore'.
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Virgin Media issue public apology after calling Wales rugby star a 'whore'
The media company has had to apologise for 'any upset caused'
www.walesonline.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Horse breeder left ‘paranoid’ after neighbours complain about ‘constant neighing’.
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Horse breeder left 'paranoid' after neighbours complain about 'constant neighing
'Horses do whinny, but it's not a big deal,' she said.
metro.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Orcas are ganging up on great white sharks to eat their livers.
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Orcas are ganging up on great white sharks to eat their livers
For the first time, video footage has captured orcas in the Gulf of California hunting young great white sharks, using a trick to flip them over, paralise them and get at their energy-rich livers
www.newscientist.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Man couldn't stop hallucinating women with large breasts after eye op. (Thanks @john3ners.bsky.social!)
www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/health/...
Man couldn't stop hallucinating women with large breasts after eye op
The image first appeared while Mark was frying sausages and only loud swearing would make it disappear
www.plymouthherald.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Australian teen charged over allegedly sticking googly eyes on 'Blue Blob' artwork.
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Australian teen charged with sticking googly eyes on artwork
A local council said the repairs to the bright blue sculpture would be 'significant'.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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How to name a pier carousel horse.
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How to name a pier carousel horse
Would you like to name one of the horses on the Palace Pier's carousel? The Gallopers Carousel ride has been
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November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Scientologists played bagpipe music on speakers to drown out protesters.
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Scientologists played bagpipe music on speakers to drown out protesters
Scientologists played bagpipe music on speakers all day over the course of a weekend to drown out protesters.
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November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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As it is "World Sandwich Day" i am reminded of this corking Times headline

That's the last time you'll see me at Cheese and Pickle Infirmary or Ham and Mustard NHS Foundation Trust or Brie and Grape Royal, let me tell you
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 AM