Axel Diesel
@axeldiesel76.bsky.social
Louisiana gentleman redneck. Writer of satirical fiction that could get me deported, disowned, or exorcised. Loves books, beer, and not hating people. Atheist, but polite about it.
Elon stroked his chainsaw. “Don’t worry, my people are on it. We’ll CGI a crowd later. Million people, maybe two. It’ll be historic. Like the Nuremberg Rallies but with better lighting.”
“Is he serious?” Turner asked Angela.
“Oh, I wish he wasn’t,” Angela muttered.
#WIPSnips
“Is he serious?” Turner asked Angela.
“Oh, I wish he wasn’t,” Angela muttered.
#WIPSnips
February 13, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Elon stroked his chainsaw. “Don’t worry, my people are on it. We’ll CGI a crowd later. Million people, maybe two. It’ll be historic. Like the Nuremberg Rallies but with better lighting.”
“Is he serious?” Turner asked Angela.
“Oh, I wish he wasn’t,” Angela muttered.
#WIPSnips
“Is he serious?” Turner asked Angela.
“Oh, I wish he wasn’t,” Angela muttered.
#WIPSnips
Elon perked up, flattered. “Speaking of children—Angela, quick question. Do you, by chance, have Razor X?”
“Are you serious?”
“I just miss my baby.”
Angela executed a sigh-eyeroll combo worthy of the Olympics.
#WIPSnips
“Are you serious?”
“I just miss my baby.”
Angela executed a sigh-eyeroll combo worthy of the Olympics.
#WIPSnips
February 13, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Elon perked up, flattered. “Speaking of children—Angela, quick question. Do you, by chance, have Razor X?”
“Are you serious?”
“I just miss my baby.”
Angela executed a sigh-eyeroll combo worthy of the Olympics.
#WIPSnips
“Are you serious?”
“I just miss my baby.”
Angela executed a sigh-eyeroll combo worthy of the Olympics.
#WIPSnips
“I thought you DOGED the NSF out of existence.”
“So did I. Must’ve missed one.” He scanned the ballroom. “Seriously. Where is he? Should we send an APB? Do they even have APBs in this country?” #WIPSnips
“So did I. Must’ve missed one.” He scanned the ballroom. “Seriously. Where is he? Should we send an APB? Do they even have APBs in this country?” #WIPSnips
Happy FriYAY!
The #WIPSnips word for February 13th is "serious"
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
The #WIPSnips word for February 13th is "serious"
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 PM
“I thought you DOGED the NSF out of existence.”
“So did I. Must’ve missed one.” He scanned the ballroom. “Seriously. Where is he? Should we send an APB? Do they even have APBs in this country?” #WIPSnips
“So did I. Must’ve missed one.” He scanned the ballroom. “Seriously. Where is he? Should we send an APB? Do they even have APBs in this country?” #WIPSnips
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Because lawless ICE goons are harassing, arresting, and murdering people who are citizens, you idiot.
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Because lawless ICE goons are harassing, arresting, and murdering people who are citizens, you idiot.
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"It wasn't until the assassins and engineers were gone, we realized we had no #defense," Bailey said.
"It made the base brawls more harder," Cosmo added.
"Couldn't Cosmo use his alien powers to fight everybody?" Jin said.
"You don't burn down a house to kill spiders," Bailey said. #WIPSnips
"It made the base brawls more harder," Cosmo added.
"Couldn't Cosmo use his alien powers to fight everybody?" Jin said.
"You don't burn down a house to kill spiders," Bailey said. #WIPSnips
February 12, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Countless articles over the past year quoted hundreds of employers stating that Latino-American workers who are citizens are afraid to show up to job sites for fear of being profiled and detained. If they are afraid to go to work, they damn sure won’t go to vote with ICE there.
February 12, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Countless articles over the past year quoted hundreds of employers stating that Latino-American workers who are citizens are afraid to show up to job sites for fear of being profiled and detained. If they are afraid to go to work, they damn sure won’t go to vote with ICE there.
“A local defense squad has been detected,” Victoria said, her scanners whirring as they swept over them. “Unofficial militia. Non-standard uniforms. Civilian weapons. Moderate training level. Moderate threat.” She paused. “One of them appears to be dual-wielding snow shovels.” #WIPSnips
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
“A local defense squad has been detected,” Victoria said, her scanners whirring as they swept over them. “Unofficial militia. Non-standard uniforms. Civilian weapons. Moderate training level. Moderate threat.” She paused. “One of them appears to be dual-wielding snow shovels.” #WIPSnips
Arrayed around the table were the Secretaries of State, Homeland Security, and Defense, the National Security Advisor, the OMB Director, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs, and Elon Musk, clutching a red-handled chainsaw for no discernible reason. #WIPSnips
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Arrayed around the table were the Secretaries of State, Homeland Security, and Defense, the National Security Advisor, the OMB Director, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs, and Elon Musk, clutching a red-handled chainsaw for no discernible reason. #WIPSnips
War paint slashed their faces, branches snagged in their helmets like they’d lost a bar fight with a Christmas tree, and their matte-green armor vanished into the reeds—as if Mother Nature had a weekend fling with KDH Defense Systems. #WIPSnips
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
War paint slashed their faces, branches snagged in their helmets like they’d lost a bar fight with a Christmas tree, and their matte-green armor vanished into the reeds—as if Mother Nature had a weekend fling with KDH Defense Systems. #WIPSnips
“Years ago—somewhere between Hyperloop and those novelty flamethrowers that blew up in everyone’s faces—I got a weird DOE grant for a passive defense system in domestic furniture. Operation Recliner Shield." #WIPSnips
February 12, 2026 at 2:07 PM
“Years ago—somewhere between Hyperloop and those novelty flamethrowers that blew up in everyone’s faces—I got a weird DOE grant for a passive defense system in domestic furniture. Operation Recliner Shield." #WIPSnips
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February 12, 2026 at 8:33 AM
THIS is how I find out?!?! www.youtube.com/shorts/iOSRl...
RIP James Van Der Beek 😢
YouTube video by Brian Moller | B Mo the Prince
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
THIS is how I find out?!?! www.youtube.com/shorts/iOSRl...
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There is literally no better example of textbook fascistic thinking than "Who cares about human rights when the rich are doing so very well"
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
There is literally no better example of textbook fascistic thinking than "Who cares about human rights when the rich are doing so very well"
The party of "Pro-Life", y'all. www.bbc.com/news/article...
British Woman shot by dad in Texas after 'arguing about Donald Trump'
Lucy Harrison, 23, was alone in a bedroom at her father's home in Texas when she was shot dead.
www.bbc.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
The party of "Pro-Life", y'all. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
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K-Pop Superbowl Halftime next year. Let's keep the assholes angry.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
K-Pop Superbowl Halftime next year. Let's keep the assholes angry.
It's such a schizophrenic feeling to both be an atheist and hope there is such a thing as a hell.
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
It's such a schizophrenic feeling to both be an atheist and hope there is such a thing as a hell.
So, if you had "America Goes Full Auschwitz" on your bingo card after the last election...congratulations, I guess? #ICE #AmericanDystopianNightmare #Trump
www.commondreams.org/news/militar...
www.commondreams.org/news/militar...
US Military Helping Trump to Build Massive Network of ‘Concentration Camps,’ Navy Contract Reveals | Common Dreams
Military Helping Trump to Build Massive Network of 'Concentration Camps,' Navy Contract Reveals
www.commondreams.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
So, if you had "America Goes Full Auschwitz" on your bingo card after the last election...congratulations, I guess? #ICE #AmericanDystopianNightmare #Trump
www.commondreams.org/news/militar...
www.commondreams.org/news/militar...
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BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
February 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
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In New York, they are advertising Trump's own Superbowl team, owned by Epstein 🤣
#Trump #Epstein #EpsteinFiles #POTUS #MAGA #Melania #TrumpIsARacist #TrumpIsARussianAsset #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #Maxwell
#Trump #Epstein #EpsteinFiles #POTUS #MAGA #Melania #TrumpIsARacist #TrumpIsARussianAsset #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #Maxwell
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
In New York, they are advertising Trump's own Superbowl team, owned by Epstein 🤣
#Trump #Epstein #EpsteinFiles #POTUS #MAGA #Melania #TrumpIsARacist #TrumpIsARussianAsset #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #Maxwell
#Trump #Epstein #EpsteinFiles #POTUS #MAGA #Melania #TrumpIsARacist #TrumpIsARussianAsset #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #Maxwell
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