Have to disagree with Bailey. You DO, in fact, burn down a house to kill spiders. And this is coming from a man that won't flinch at the sight of a Louisiana cockroach...as long as it's not flying at me. Gah.

As an aspiring writer...VINDICATION!

You've never been the recipient of, “If you got more potential, boy, it done crawled off and died.”

This would be hilarious.

Remember to ask all your MAGA relations who watched Kid Rock to interpret "Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie" because I'll be damned if I know what language that is. Also, thanks to ‪@stevehofstetter.bsky.social for giving me this ammunition.