Hateration Holleration
@avphibes.bsky.social
Anti-life. Anti-human. Misandrist. Unemployable. Unfuckable. Still here out of spite.
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Telling some bloated tyrant to eat shit is the oldest American tradition, full support for anyone who does it
January 14, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Telling some bloated tyrant to eat shit is the oldest American tradition, full support for anyone who does it
My bank just sent me an email saying “Life is too short to worry about investing. Let us do it for you.” That’s like saying “you know your favorite game? Let us play it for you!” HELL NO BANK YOU CANNOT PLAY MY FAVORITE GAME FOR ME.
January 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
My bank just sent me an email saying “Life is too short to worry about investing. Let us do it for you.” That’s like saying “you know your favorite game? Let us play it for you!” HELL NO BANK YOU CANNOT PLAY MY FAVORITE GAME FOR ME.
He and I are currently aligned in our goals.
January 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
He and I are currently aligned in our goals.
Went to a Mexican party last night. Rolled up three hours late, got a great bowl of pozole, then the hostess brought out two chihuahuas. Someone joked that she should have enough chihuahuas for everyone and she ducked behind a curtain and came back with THREE MORE CHIHUAHUAS!
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Went to a Mexican party last night. Rolled up three hours late, got a great bowl of pozole, then the hostess brought out two chihuahuas. Someone joked that she should have enough chihuahuas for everyone and she ducked behind a curtain and came back with THREE MORE CHIHUAHUAS!
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You shouldn’t make death threats. You should live in such a way that people just know you’re coming for them without having to say it.
July 15, 2023 at 10:28 PM
You shouldn’t make death threats. You should live in such a way that people just know you’re coming for them without having to say it.
The fact the most egregious misogynists in society are enthusiastic proponents of marriage should be the dead giveaway that it is bad for women.
January 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
The fact the most egregious misogynists in society are enthusiastic proponents of marriage should be the dead giveaway that it is bad for women.
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Happy birthday to Elisabetta Sirani, who had the right idea. Born January 8, 1638.
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Happy birthday to Elisabetta Sirani, who had the right idea. Born January 8, 1638.
I’m not always right about things, but deciding to leave the USA 11 years ago might be the rightest I’ve ever been.
January 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I’m not always right about things, but deciding to leave the USA 11 years ago might be the rightest I’ve ever been.
I know my heart is big and vast because it can fit so much hate in it.
January 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I know my heart is big and vast because it can fit so much hate in it.
“Sounds like a you problem!” -men who are very much the problem
January 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
“Sounds like a you problem!” -men who are very much the problem
Today is the bittersweet day I let the domain name I’ve had for 26 years expire because nobody uses websites anymore.
January 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Today is the bittersweet day I let the domain name I’ve had for 26 years expire because nobody uses websites anymore.
Since I’ve been in my 50’s, I’ve stopped dying my hair and wearing makeup. I’d like to say this is a bold stance against beauty standards, but really it’s that this makes me virtually invisible so I can do more crimes.
January 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Since I’ve been in my 50’s, I’ve stopped dying my hair and wearing makeup. I’d like to say this is a bold stance against beauty standards, but really it’s that this makes me virtually invisible so I can do more crimes.
I bought a velour track suit today and I think that’s a good indicator of the direction in which I’m starting off 2026.
January 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I bought a velour track suit today and I think that’s a good indicator of the direction in which I’m starting off 2026.
Truly devastated thinking about all the times in my youth I thought a guy was really clever and funny and found out later he was just quoting a movie I’d never seen.
January 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Truly devastated thinking about all the times in my youth I thought a guy was really clever and funny and found out later he was just quoting a movie I’d never seen.
My New Year’s resolution is to continue being ignored by everyone and influencing nothing.
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to continue being ignored by everyone and influencing nothing.
If there was a Spotify wrapped type thing for which food I ate the most of this year, I wonder if rice or eggs would be #1? Probably bananas at #3.
December 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
If there was a Spotify wrapped type thing for which food I ate the most of this year, I wonder if rice or eggs would be #1? Probably bananas at #3.
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
December 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
Sorry, current events, I’m too busy drinking out of a pineapple to be concerned with you.
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Sorry, current events, I’m too busy drinking out of a pineapple to be concerned with you.
I can’t find my cat Santa outfit, so no adorable photos this year.
December 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I can’t find my cat Santa outfit, so no adorable photos this year.
Trying to modify this vegan brownie recipe is making me sweat like I’m defusing a bomb.
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Trying to modify this vegan brownie recipe is making me sweat like I’m defusing a bomb.
I don’t trust anyone who self identifies as “rational.” They’re usually people who are so unsettled or ashamed of their extreme emotions that they overcompensate by pretending that those emotions don’t exist and that they are driven entirely by logic.
December 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I don’t trust anyone who self identifies as “rational.” They’re usually people who are so unsettled or ashamed of their extreme emotions that they overcompensate by pretending that those emotions don’t exist and that they are driven entirely by logic.
…which reminds me of my personal anecdote that really encapsulates the US healthcare system for me: the time I got assaulted by a crackhead in the 90’s and somebody said “we need to call you an ambulance!” And I’m standing there in the street with blood gushing from my head begging them not to.
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
…which reminds me of my personal anecdote that really encapsulates the US healthcare system for me: the time I got assaulted by a crackhead in the 90’s and somebody said “we need to call you an ambulance!” And I’m standing there in the street with blood gushing from my head begging them not to.
A friend was telling me a story about jumping over a fence and shattering his leg, and I was telling about the time I fell off a balcony and was a little bruised, but basically fine. I said “I don’t get hurt because I’m not allowed to” and I wonder how much truth here is to that.
December 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
A friend was telling me a story about jumping over a fence and shattering his leg, and I was telling about the time I fell off a balcony and was a little bruised, but basically fine. I said “I don’t get hurt because I’m not allowed to” and I wonder how much truth here is to that.