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Austin Johnson
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Former part-time sportswriter. Professional appreciator.
Feels like raw analytics can't account for things like 'these two teams have scored one touchdown each all day'
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Reposted by Austin Johnson
I feel like so much of where we are now is because too many people have just stopped watching the news and picking up the newspaper
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
People in masks dragging people out of a house of worship is the kind of thing that you hope changes votes. Though obviously I've mostly given up on that concept it feels like 30% of the population is just immovable
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Yeah it feels like TTU is the only team that really outmatched you all year, so getting to the B12 title game with them seems worse than simply missing the B12 title game entirely. I'd prefer a 2nd B12 team this year over 5-6 SEC teams.
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If the Utes win out can they miss the B12 title? Feels like their best path?
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
We beat GT, UVA and ECU. All of whom still have some shot at the CFP
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Can the After Dark just take ECU calls
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Everybody sucks now
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I gave up at halftime it was clear this team was outmatched by the Miami defense. Tip your cap and move on
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If my kids do this to me I'm going to ask God to leave heaven for a bit so I can haunt them until their dying breath. Confident that God will let me have this one.
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oh man this is the best answer, she is alive the whole time but they stopped talking to her after they made the video because then they'd have to remember she's a human person and that's real annoying. They have a lot going on.
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Not his fault the refs have called a million fouls, just really messed with the flow
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Between the CFP and the ACC basketball just missing in a few key games, those ACC 'narratives' are hotter than ever
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
To double-down on Virginia, I'd argue they have a worse resume than at least three teams in the American (Memphis, Tulane, USF). And maybe even North Texas (the shared opponent of WSU certainly makes that argument)
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Will it be a terrible look if 9-4 Duke wins the league? Yes. Is it now clear to me that the CFP will do backflips to keep the ACC champ in the CFP over two G5 schools? Absolutely.
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM