Aunt Methy
@auntmethy.bsky.social
Aunt Methy, crusted-out tweaker aunt of Methy Ann, rocking track marks and bad decisions since '09. Keep my niece off the streets and my bong hits hot. #FuckMAGA #FatHitler
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Heavenly Father, up there in your golden tower, keep an eye on that orange bastard Trump. Bless his tiny, shriveled dick-may it stay as small as his brain, so he never fucks us over too hard. Amen 🙏
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BLUE WAVE.
BLUE WAVE.
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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I think it's Wisconsin or something?
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I think it's Wisconsin or something?
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That’s Jim from Ohio, right? Many people say his wife used to be a guy named Tony
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
That’s Jim from Ohio, right? Many people say his wife used to be a guy named Tony
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Jesus he’s creepy. He mentions you a lot. It’s odd he doesn’t come here to chat with you
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Jesus he’s creepy. He mentions you a lot. It’s odd he doesn’t come here to chat with you
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Be careful, creepy Juddburtson99 is stalking and doxxing women....I've been told he's been arrested before for this...
x.com/JuddBurtson9...
x.com/JuddBurtson9...
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Be careful, creepy Juddburtson99 is stalking and doxxing women....I've been told he's been arrested before for this...
x.com/JuddBurtson9...
x.com/JuddBurtson9...
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So brave of Jim.
Hiding in his double wide here
Hiding in his double wide here
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
So brave of Jim.
Hiding in his double wide here
Hiding in his double wide here
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I thought the same.
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I thought the same.
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Probably, but he's laid off for now. That's who is going after Methy.
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Probably, but he's laid off for now. That's who is going after Methy.
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Oh no, what now Juddburtson99?
It turns out, when you mix the 2016 video of Pete Hegseth talking about troops not following unlawful orders with the recent Democratic PSA on the same subject, their message flows together pretty seamlessly.
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Oh no, what now Juddburtson99?
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Cat molestor and pig screwer 😆 🤣 😂
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Cat molestor and pig screwer 😆 🤣 😂
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I remember that. He's a smug little man.
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I remember that. He's a smug little man.
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He lives in Virginia too
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
He lives in Virginia too
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Sorry to interrupt, but Trump's neck pussy looks like a porn star's cooch after a 18-movie marathon with Ron Jeremy. Holy fuck 😱
PRO TIP: If you're going to lash out at reporters for questioning your stamina, don't fall asleep mid-rant.
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Sorry to interrupt, but Trump's neck pussy looks like a porn star's cooch after a 18-movie marathon with Ron Jeremy. Holy fuck 😱
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So is Ivan Raiklin is the Pipe Bomber? He literally looks like MTG before her surgery.
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
So is Ivan Raiklin is the Pipe Bomber? He literally looks like MTG before her surgery.
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Oh shit. That’s dope.
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Oh shit. That’s dope.
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Good God.
And his parents? Gross.
And his parents? Gross.
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Good God.
And his parents? Gross.
And his parents? Gross.
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It's not shocking that an organization formed by an asshole and staffed by assholes to try and make more assholes has an asshole problem.
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It's not shocking that an organization formed by an asshole and staffed by assholes to try and make more assholes has an asshole problem.
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You can’t make this up
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
You can’t make this up
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