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Audrey Original. Host of the future Serving Punt podcast. Retired as Bills Polka. wUUtch. radical leftie. fucking go bills
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· Sep 14
When you reply "OK" to an email instead of continuing to argue
I can't imagine life without AI*
*autistic ingenuity
*autistic ingenuity
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I can't imagine life without AI*
*autistic ingenuity
*autistic ingenuity
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He sees you and he's seeping
His bones have made a lake
His bones have made a lake
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
He sees you and he's seeping
His bones have made a lake
His bones have made a lake
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[To the tune of Inspector Gadget]
Gimmie the forbidden Santa Water
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
[To the tune of Inspector Gadget]
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Finished my knitted cupcakes Christmas presents for my granddaughter. Super cute and great for stash busting.
Pattern: Cupcake by Leigh Radford
Yarns I used: Trendsetter Yarns Powder & Pastels and various colors of Uptown Worsted
Pattern: Cupcake by Leigh Radford
Yarns I used: Trendsetter Yarns Powder & Pastels and various colors of Uptown Worsted
December 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Finished my knitted cupcakes Christmas presents for my granddaughter. Super cute and great for stash busting.
Pattern: Cupcake by Leigh Radford
Yarns I used: Trendsetter Yarns Powder & Pastels and various colors of Uptown Worsted
Pattern: Cupcake by Leigh Radford
Yarns I used: Trendsetter Yarns Powder & Pastels and various colors of Uptown Worsted
GO BILLS (I just watched the recorded game)
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
GO BILLS (I just watched the recorded game)
WE DID IT ITS OVER NO TRIAL
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
WE DID IT ITS OVER NO TRIAL
Top 5:
"bills" (93×)
"fucking" (25×)
"shit" (18×)
"text" (15×)
"train" (14×)
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"bills" (93×)
"fucking" (25×)
"shit" (18×)
"text" (15×)
"train" (14×)
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December 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Top 5:
"bills" (93×)
"fucking" (25×)
"shit" (18×)
"text" (15×)
"train" (14×)
lololololololol anisota.net/harvest/audr...
"bills" (93×)
"fucking" (25×)
"shit" (18×)
"text" (15×)
"train" (14×)
lololololololol anisota.net/harvest/audr...
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Gang, the system works
Mark Cuban Says ‘It Became Pointless’ To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban Says 'It Became Pointless' To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban, the billionaire entrepreneur and longtime "Shark Tank" star, says he’s done posting on Bluesky for now, and the reason is simple: it’s not worth
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December 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Gang, the system works
If you've never been to the Palm Springs airport, the birds dive-bombing rich people by the gate are worth the price of admission alone.
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If you've never been to the Palm Springs airport, the birds dive-bombing rich people by the gate are worth the price of admission alone.
Conjuring Last Rites is one of the worst romantic comedies I have ever seen
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Conjuring Last Rites is one of the worst romantic comedies I have ever seen
Conjuring: Last Rites is playing more like its autocorrect: Conversation: Love Bites
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Conjuring: Last Rites is playing more like its autocorrect: Conversation: Love Bites
"RUN RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN"
TONY ROMO SAYS, "I'M A FUCKIN' BILLS FAN"
TONY ROMO SAYS, "I'M A FUCKIN' BILLS FAN"
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"RUN RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN"
TONY ROMO SAYS, "I'M A FUCKIN' BILLS FAN"
TONY ROMO SAYS, "I'M A FUCKIN' BILLS FAN"
BOSA DEEZ NUTS
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
BOSA DEEZ NUTS
Wimp update: he needed a chaser
My wife is feeding me shots and this is gonna be a 2nd half...
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Wimp update: he needed a chaser
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I guess nothing is intentional grounding
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I guess nothing is intentional grounding
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Joe Brady doomsday clock moves to 9:56pm
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Joe Brady doomsday clock moves to 9:56pm
This is the reason we've lost so many games
The fan base is a bunch of WIMPY NERDS
The fan base is a bunch of WIMPY NERDS
IT'S COLD, OKAY?!
THAT'S 74 OUTSIDE BUT INSIDE IS THE SHADE!!!!
THAT'S 74 OUTSIDE BUT INSIDE IS THE SHADE!!!!
I need to shame my husband who is "FREEZING" with the door open. Folks, it is 74 degrees outside. I had to take off my jersey because he would not PUT A BLANKET ON. WHICH ONE OF US WAS RAISED IN BUFFALO NOW???
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is the reason we've lost so many games
The fan base is a bunch of WIMPY NERDS
The fan base is a bunch of WIMPY NERDS
I need to shame my husband who is "FREEZING" with the door open. Folks, it is 74 degrees outside. I had to take off my jersey because he would not PUT A BLANKET ON. WHICH ONE OF US WAS RAISED IN BUFFALO NOW???
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I need to shame my husband who is "FREEZING" with the door open. Folks, it is 74 degrees outside. I had to take off my jersey because he would not PUT A BLANKET ON. WHICH ONE OF US WAS RAISED IN BUFFALO NOW???
Bills holiday movie 1/5 stars. They didn't put the baby through a table.
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Bills holiday movie 1/5 stars. They didn't put the baby through a table.
Getting kicked out of the funeral home because I won't stop yelling "IT'S ORPHAN TIME" when someone's parents die
Getting kicked out of the movie theater because I won't stop yelling "it's Morbin time!" every time Jared Leto comes on screen.
Getting kicked out of the ER because I won't stop yelling "it's morphine time!" while holding up my Power Rangers belt buckle.
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Getting kicked out of the funeral home because I won't stop yelling "IT'S ORPHAN TIME" when someone's parents die
FUCK THANKSGIVING GO BILLS
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
FUCK THANKSGIVING GO BILLS
Still one of my favorite videos I've done. From the lost files of Bills Polka, may I present: BEAT THE STEELERS #bills
Beat The Steelers
YouTube video by Bills Polka
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Still one of my favorite videos I've done. From the lost files of Bills Polka, may I present: BEAT THE STEELERS #bills
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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SANTA CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN
December 3, 2024 at 2:01 PM
SANTA CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN