Audrey
@audreyg.bsky.social
Teenager trustee, word wrangler, rapid reader. Writes for a living 🏴
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The FIFA Peace trophy looks like 4 zombies bursting their hands through the earth from their mass grave to scratch at a football.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The FIFA Peace trophy looks like 4 zombies bursting their hands through the earth from their mass grave to scratch at a football.
There’s not going to be a second peace prize, is there? Overall, terrible TV there
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
There’s not going to be a second peace prize, is there? Overall, terrible TV there
I thought we’d just get told who Scotland was playing but instead we seem to be sitting through a party political broadcast for Donald Trump, voiced by a retired infomercial actor 😖 Peace prize 😱
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I thought we’d just get told who Scotland was playing but instead we seem to be sitting through a party political broadcast for Donald Trump, voiced by a retired infomercial actor 😖 Peace prize 😱
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Seeing so many kitchen influencers on Insta just now (thanks algorithm!) and, honestly, it’s like we’ve gone back in time - so many women (always women) agape with excitement over pantries & labelling & cleaning fluids. And shooting lingering videos of their quartz worktops & hot water taps. Sigh 🙄
August 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Seeing so many kitchen influencers on Insta just now (thanks algorithm!) and, honestly, it’s like we’ve gone back in time - so many women (always women) agape with excitement over pantries & labelling & cleaning fluids. And shooting lingering videos of their quartz worktops & hot water taps. Sigh 🙄
Back from holiday and the builders are here - sounds like they’re enjoying themselves 🙉
a large crowd of people are dancing in a nightclub
Alt: A large crowd of people dancing at a rave, presumably with very loud dance music just like my builders are enjoying - me not so much…
media.tenor.com
July 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Back from holiday and the builders are here - sounds like they’re enjoying themselves 🙉
Trump being nominated for the Nobel Peace prize (which he so covetously, obviously wants and has lobbied for) by Netanyahu is sickening. When words become meaningless…
July 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Trump being nominated for the Nobel Peace prize (which he so covetously, obviously wants and has lobbied for) by Netanyahu is sickening. When words become meaningless…
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As the Ferret wins release of 'radioactive secrets', what we already knew about the risks of living near Trident subs:
talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/03/05/d...
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Don’t go in the water – Cancer and stroke inducing radioactive air and water emissions from Trident subs more than double in the Clyde as BBC staff look on quietly
The radioactive discharge at Coulport and BBC Scotland HQ, in Glasgow, up the Clyde By Professor John Robertson OBA Thanks to cuckooshoe for alerting me to this: From CND on 6th November 2024, miss…
talkingupscotlandtwo.com
July 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
As the Ferret wins release of 'radioactive secrets', what we already knew about the risks of living near Trident subs:
talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/03/05/d...
talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/03/05/d...
Maybe I’m hopelessly naive but I thought to get an extension built, builders would actually have to *build*. A builder-free week so far..
a man in a suit and tie is holding a jacket
Alt: A man (it’s John Travolta!) in a suit and tie is holding a jacket, presumably waiting for his builders to turn up.
media.tenor.com
June 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Maybe I’m hopelessly naive but I thought to get an extension built, builders would actually have to *build*. A builder-free week so far..
Don’t think I’ve ever heard a President swear on camera before 🤬
a cartoon character with a very angry face is wearing a tie and a white shirt .
Alt: Actual footage of Donald Trump speaking about the breaking of the ceasefire between Israel and Iran. Ok, not really - it’s a cartoon character with a very angry face wearing a tie and a white shirt.
media.tenor.com
June 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Don’t think I’ve ever heard a President swear on camera before 🤬
Think the Nobel Peace Prize might be in jeopardy for its most ardent lobbyist
June 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Think the Nobel Peace Prize might be in jeopardy for its most ardent lobbyist
Well, that’s a shame. Some people might have to think for themselves now..
Can’t say how many times people at work have said ‘just use ChatGPT’ when I’m writing. No thanks, I say, I have a functioning brain and I don’t want to be complicit in the demise of my own job.
Can’t say how many times people at work have said ‘just use ChatGPT’ when I’m writing. No thanks, I say, I have a functioning brain and I don’t want to be complicit in the demise of my own job.
BREAKING | ChatGPT down: OpenAI reports major outage as users see error message
ChatGPT down: OpenAI reports major outage as users see error message
OpenAI reports the chatbot is seeing a widespread outage
www.independent.co.uk
June 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Well, that’s a shame. Some people might have to think for themselves now..
Can’t say how many times people at work have said ‘just use ChatGPT’ when I’m writing. No thanks, I say, I have a functioning brain and I don’t want to be complicit in the demise of my own job.
Can’t say how many times people at work have said ‘just use ChatGPT’ when I’m writing. No thanks, I say, I have a functioning brain and I don’t want to be complicit in the demise of my own job.
It is no surprise at all that next week when my son finally finishes weeks of studying for his Highers, the beautiful weather is to break
a person is sitting in a chair in the fog .
ALT: a person is sitting in a chair in the fog .
media.tenor.com
May 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It is no surprise at all that next week when my son finally finishes weeks of studying for his Highers, the beautiful weather is to break
I have had two spiders on me today - I’m sure it means something but don’t want to Google in case it’s a bad omen…it could of course be the fact I am sitting under a tree 🤷🏼♀️
May 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I have had two spiders on me today - I’m sure it means something but don’t want to Google in case it’s a bad omen…it could of course be the fact I am sitting under a tree 🤷🏼♀️
“Vladimir, STOP!” - does Trump think Putin is just waiting to read his socials to realise the error of his ways? That he’ll take notice? Foreign policy via social media - bonkers.
April 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
“Vladimir, STOP!” - does Trump think Putin is just waiting to read his socials to realise the error of his ways? That he’ll take notice? Foreign policy via social media - bonkers.
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Whisky, salmon and oil power Scotland’s economy — and shape its politics. But how much control lies within Scotland itself?
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Whisky, salmon, oil and gas: Who runs Scottish exports?
Three of Scotland’s most high-profile industries – oil and gas, fish farming, and whisky – have attempted to exert influence over Scottish politics.
theferret.scot
April 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Whisky, salmon and oil power Scotland’s economy — and shape its politics. But how much control lies within Scotland itself?
theferret.scot/whisk...
theferret.scot/whisk...
Every time I watch ‘Race Across the World’ I think ‘I’d love to do that’ and wonder who I’d take, then realise whoever it was would leave me after the first leg because of how much I moaned about the accommodation/inability to wash properly/food.
April 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Every time I watch ‘Race Across the World’ I think ‘I’d love to do that’ and wonder who I’d take, then realise whoever it was would leave me after the first leg because of how much I moaned about the accommodation/inability to wash properly/food.
Surely there are people making loads of cash from all Trump’s tariff/market fluctuation. What a farce.
April 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Surely there are people making loads of cash from all Trump’s tariff/market fluctuation. What a farce.
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This report should break something in all of us.
15,613 children.
The first 27 pages of the report list children whose ages are 0.
26% were under the age of 5
15,613 children.
The first 27 pages of the report list children whose ages are 0.
26% were under the age of 5
March 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This report should break something in all of us.
15,613 children.
The first 27 pages of the report list children whose ages are 0.
26% were under the age of 5
15,613 children.
The first 27 pages of the report list children whose ages are 0.
26% were under the age of 5
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Pete Hegseth, three days ago:
"Under the previous administration we looked like fools. Not anymore.”
Carve it into his career headstone.
"Under the previous administration we looked like fools. Not anymore.”
Carve it into his career headstone.
March 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Pete Hegseth, three days ago:
"Under the previous administration we looked like fools. Not anymore.”
Carve it into his career headstone.
"Under the previous administration we looked like fools. Not anymore.”
Carve it into his career headstone.
CIA chief says that adding a journalist in error to a military planning chat is ‘characterised as embarrassing’ and apparently not a huge mistake. It was just ‘inadvertent’. Good to see (again) what they think of Europe though. Revealing in many ways.
March 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
CIA chief says that adding a journalist in error to a military planning chat is ‘characterised as embarrassing’ and apparently not a huge mistake. It was just ‘inadvertent’. Good to see (again) what they think of Europe though. Revealing in many ways.
Two more Palestinian journalists killed…director of No Other Land attacked by settlers & arrested by soldiers.
Made myself watch the documentary - treatment of people as expected but shocking to see as it happens. The communities trapped in awful Catch 22 situations…
Made myself watch the documentary - treatment of people as expected but shocking to see as it happens. The communities trapped in awful Catch 22 situations…
March 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Two more Palestinian journalists killed…director of No Other Land attacked by settlers & arrested by soldiers.
Made myself watch the documentary - treatment of people as expected but shocking to see as it happens. The communities trapped in awful Catch 22 situations…
Made myself watch the documentary - treatment of people as expected but shocking to see as it happens. The communities trapped in awful Catch 22 situations…
Thought taking our son to the Scotland-Greece match on Sunday was a good birthday outing - sadly, the performance and score didn’t equal the intention 😭 Hopefully his first driving lesson isn’t as much of a ‘car crash’ (dual control, phew)
a young boy is driving a toy car down a street .
Alt: a young boy is driving a toy car down a street with the caption ‘What driving skills’
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Thought taking our son to the Scotland-Greece match on Sunday was a good birthday outing - sadly, the performance and score didn’t equal the intention 😭 Hopefully his first driving lesson isn’t as much of a ‘car crash’ (dual control, phew)