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Ocean Jasper
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Anti-fascist.
Nobody.
Knitting hats from here until nuclear winter.

Currently reading "The First World War" by John Keegan and "Brigands & Breadknives" by Travis Baldree
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P sure it's cheaper, too
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
They are so fucking weird!
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The onion was fresh, but I always have onions on hand. The squash was frozen because FUUUUUUUUUCK prepping squash.
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
There is so much pressure not to be "lazy" that we are hurting ourselves for some nebulous goal of "being active" and I hate it so fucking much. Sleep is necessary. Sleep is good. It is not an indulgence or laziness or anything negative. You do not need to "earn" sleep.
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Where as I don't doubt that's true of abuse survivors, Kelly has a big fucking platform and is using it to excuse the abuse of teenage girls. It's not acceptable, no matter her reasoning
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Oh no, I'm not starting shit! I was definitely talking about your coworker
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You couldn't be MORE wrong abut a movie!
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I'm going to start it as soon as I'm done with work today!
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I know a lot of people who are very meh on it. AND THEY"RE WRONG
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I've always liked Elle Fanning, but she was absolutely brilliant-- definitely my favorite performance in a movie of fantastic performances.
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I am a Predator 2 apologist (it's a fucking great movie, fight me), so I figured pulling in the big guns (a respected critic) would convince more of you to go see Badlands.
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
HELL YES GET YER COPY
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM