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audleyzdarke.bsky.social
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@audleyzdarke.bsky.social
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Anti-fascist.
Nobody.
Knitting hats from here until nuclear winter.

Currently reading "The First World War" by John Keegan and "Brigands & Breadknives" by Travis Baldree
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If this was a planned dish and not a "what's in the pantry" meal, I'd definitely use more coconut. Otherwise, it was pretty damned good.
A bowl with lentil stew and a side of white rice.
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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I need someone to appreciate the vegan stew made 100% with stuff I scrounged out of my pantry/freezer:
onion, butternut squash, lentils, fire roasted tomatoes, coconut cream, salt, red pepper flakes, garam masala
A stainless steel pan with all the stew ingredients on my stove.
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Do I have Christmas gifts I should be working on? Yes. Am I making a scarf for myself instead? Also yes.
A black and hot pink scarf (with a random color pattern) stretched out on top of a wooden table. The end of the black and hot pink scarf with a tape measure showing about 47 inches. My dog laying on my lap, facing away from the camera, with the black and pink scarf over her.
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Perks to working for a bookstore: swag.
A wooden pin of the ratkin named Fern from the "Legends & Lattes" series.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Today's book haul:
Three books laid across my laptop. "Femme Feral" by Sam Beckbessinger, "Brigand & Breadknives" by Travis Baldree, an "Screaming and Conjuring" by Clark Collis.
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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And knitting and drinking a million cups of tea, as soon as I'm done with work.
The beginnings of a scarf on knitting needles. For knitters, it's a simple k2p2 ribbing, but the yarn is beautifully decadent 100% wool from Pennsylvania and dyed locally. It is a random color pattern of hot pink and black.
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Wasn't planning on logging on today until i got an email from my boss pointing out a mistake on one of the graphics I made, so I guess I'm working today.

And doing laundry. And waiting for the electrician. And making soup. And thinking about making bread.
A Crock-Pot with the ingredients for vegetarian split pea soup inside (carrots, celery, onion, dried peas, bouillon, and seasoning).
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Last skeet brought to you by my super cool kiddo who is getting into vinyl and our trip to the record store yesterday.
My teenage kid sitting in the front passenger seat of a car. In front of her face she's holding two records: "Damaged" by Black Flag and "Combat Rock" by The Clash.
November 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Anyway, in other book news, I've been reading more horror in translation and I'm about to start The Wax Child.
A hardcover copy of The Wax Child by Olga Ravn. The cover depicts a red wooden cradle with smoke rising out of it.
October 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Seriously, you guys. I don't know why y'all are here. I'm not who or what you think I am.
My BlueSky bio. 6k followers is circled in red.
October 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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I really splurged for my birthday and bought 100% wool yarn from PA and dyed locally.

LOOK AT IT
Three skeins of yarn dyed black and hot fucking pink.
October 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Today's book haul:
A hardcover edition of Martha Wells' latest book, "Queen Demon." Two paperbacks laying on the keyboard of my laptop. "Strange Houses" by Uketsu and "Japanese Gothic" by Kylie Lee Baker.
October 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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I hate everything that I'm working on and I want a new scarf.
A skein yarn, beautifully striped with pale pinks and greens, and a couple of rows knit onto circular needles. The first six inches or so of a hand knit scarf, made from the pink and green yarn.
September 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
audleyzdarke.bsky.social
Not to get into The Discourse right before logging off, but do y'all know how many of the Ferguson activists/organizers are now dead?

I'll save you a Google. It's at least 6.

You think shit is better now?
An iconic photo from the Ferguson protests. A Black man, Edward Crawford, wearing an American flag shirt has a tear gas canister in one hand, ready to throw it away from the crowd.
September 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I love this yarn and I have a ton of it. I will be making a matching baby hat.
A small blanket in progress, laid out on a wooden table. It is light green and white stripes. A pink measuring tape is stretched out on it lengthwise. A close up of the pink measuring tape, showing just a little over 20 inches.
September 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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I got the same thing for saying, essentially, "wtf I log off and miss Charlie Kirk getting shot?"
An email from BlueSky. Hi there, A Bluesky account you control (@audleyzdarke.bsky.social) posted content that violates our Community Guidelines regarding violent or threatening speech. This includes, but is not limited to, the following: •⁠ ⁠Threats of violence or physical harm: This includes threats or encouragement of violence against individuals, groups, institutions, or the general public. •⁠ ⁠Incitement of self-harm or suicide: Content that encourages self-harm or suicide. •⁠ ⁠Wishes of harm: Expressions of a desire for harm directed at a specific person or group. In addition, users may not use Bluesky to break the law or cause harm to others. All users must be treated with respect. As a result of these violations, your post has been taken down. We encourage you to review our guidelines and ensure that your future posts comply with our policies. Continued violations may result in further action, including longer suspensions or permanent account removal. Thank you for doing your part to keep Bluesky a welcoming and empowering place for all users. If you have any questions or wish to appeal this decision, please email moderation@blueskyweb.xyz. Bluesky Moderation Team
September 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Nope, don't like that I can't see who saved my shit. Don't like that at all.
My skeet reading "For those of you who are new here and haven't known me for years: I find Charlie Kirk's assassination to be EXTREMELY funny. That motherfucker reaped what he sowed. If you think that makes me a bad person, well, I don't really give a shit." It shows that one person has "saved" my post.
September 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Just look at this cover! It's absolutely killing me with its cuteness.
The cover to "Pocket Bear" by Katherine Applegate. It is an illustration of a very sweet, small, brown teddy bear wearing a blue bow, with a large grey cat curled up around it.
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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This is what happens when I show up to work.
Two books: Andrew Joseph White's "You Weren't Meant to be Human" and Seishi Yokomizo's "Murder at the Black Cat Cafe."
September 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Welp, my ghost plant decided to have a baby. I've been calling this sprout the "oops clone" and it's so small that I've been watering it with an eye dropper.
The tiniest little bright green sprout in a plastic cup full of dirt.
September 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I don't have a picture of the finished product (it's in the wash), but look at how nice and even my stitches are!
September 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Found this friend at Lowe's yesterday. 20 feet tall!
A giant inflatable skeleton displayed in Lowe's
September 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Bobby Hill sitting in his bedroom, in front of a stick of burning incense. The caption reads: Lord, I thank you for my job, but if winning the lottery is in your plans, I am here and ready. Amen.
September 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Not being on the social medias as much, I woke up to a bunch of texts speculating that Trump is dead.

I'm not saying I believe we could be so lucky, but I did scare up every candle I could find to burn this morning.

🤷‍♀️
A dozen or so different candles on my coffee table, all lit. It's a genuine fire hazard.
August 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Logged on as a favor to @mattlaschneider.bsky.social-- please enjoy the etymology of the English word for "pencil".
Etymology From Anglo-Norman and Old French pincil (see the variant pincel, which gave rise to Modern French pinceau ("paintbrush")), from Latin pēnicillum, diminutive of pēniculus ("brush"), itself a diminutive of pēnis ("tail; penis"). Not related to pen.
July 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM