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Da Fence A Turn Knee
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Public defender. Democracy fanatic. Skeets not legal advice, opinions my own (but you should listen to me and I’m right).
That way lies madness. True peace comes only through radical sandwich anarchy.

The chart doesn’t go far enough. Elote and loaded baked potatoes are both open-faced sandwiches.

A sandwich is any starchy ingredient, topped or filled with any combination of one or more flavorful ingredients.
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
January 6 wasn’t crashing out, but demanding adherence to the Constitution means you don’t love the country governed by the Constitution.

There’s stupidity, and then there’s whatever the fuck this is.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I’d go by Stevie too
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The charitable read is that this is a (very) subtle dig at Kamala following the revelation that she wanted him as VP but (gasp) we can’t have a Black woman AND a gay man

That said - and I’m predisposed to like Pete - he’s either wrong or he’s making the future of the Dems all about himself
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Dersh was allegedly a good lawyer at one point in his career.

Based on that alone, he should know that there are arguments you don’t make even if they are technically correct, because if you rely on them you’re already losing and also just a terrible person.
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
“Moderate” mostly isn’t a set of beliefs; it’s an approach to politics that favors compromise and civility.

There’s a time and a place for that, but anyone who thinks now is the time and D.C is the place doesn’t have any underlying beliefs they’re willing to fight for. Or their beliefs are bad.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
🎵🎶I’m just a discharge petition🎶🎵
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
How dare you make me think about Rahm Emanuel in the year of our lord 2025
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Me reading this:

What?

Ohhh you mean Abughazaleh, not Karl-Anthony Towns
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Oooh this is better than mine.

Mine is that the 13th amendment’s allowing enslavement as punishment for a crime creates a “previous condition of servitude,” making felon disenfranchisement unconstitutional under the 15th amendment.
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
10 million wouldn’t be enough to get me to leave an election and endorse Cuomo either.
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
How dare you post an unsolicited Dick pic on Bluesky?

There could be children here.
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Reposted by Da Fence A Turn Knee
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“They are getting crazier and more extreme”

No, they’ve always been like this. It was never a good-faith discussion about niche issues faced by like ten people at high levels of competitive sports. It was always about denying basic rights to a segment of the population.
November 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Kamala did it for a minute.

Then they stopped acting like the cool fighters and started acting like every other cookie cutter, focus group texted, content-free Dem campaign.
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Yeah no, you do this with a real good hot dog - or better yet, a nice Polish sausage - just something a little bit greasy with a nice char on the outside and it absolutely slaps.

Yeah there’s other things to do with a hotdog, but not every recipe needs to be a culinary masterpiece.
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Truly love that something like this came across my feed, however.

The Duality of Bluesky.

The Bluality of Sky, if you will.
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM