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Da Fence A Turn Knee
@attyhuling.bsky.social
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Public defender. Democracy fanatic. Skeets not legal advice, opinions my own (but you should listen to me and I’m right).
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That way lies madness. True peace comes only through radical sandwich anarchy.

The chart doesn’t go far enough. Elote and loaded baked potatoes are both open-faced sandwiches.

A sandwich is any starchy ingredient, topped or filled with any combination of one or more flavorful ingredients.
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Reading to my two-year-old son the night Senate Democrats caved
A two-page spread from “Oh the Thinks You Can Think” by Dr. Seuss. The page reads, “And why is it so many things go to the Right? You can think about THAT until Saturday night.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Nothing short of my sister’s wedding would’ve been enough to keep me from the streets today.

Of course, she is in fact getting married today, so I have to settle for dressing like this while running last-minute errands for her big day.
October 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Not sure how big a deal this was to people who aren’t Vikings fans - and I don’t mean to take away from the many other moments here - but Chris Kluwe has to be on the list for me
July 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Actual notes from an actual closing argument I gave to an actual jury earlier this weak.
A sheet of paper, with two bullet points. The first reads, in all capital letters, “BEANS.” The second reads, “reasonable doubt”
July 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Can’t believe you went for that quote over this one
July 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Wife and I saw Weird Al in concert last night. Most fun I’ve had in a while.

Sadly, it was just a short-term distraction from our creeping descent into fascism.
June 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Print newspapers really show the state of things. Front page above the fold of the Star Tribune:

-State court pushes back on right-wing power grab
-corporate America capitulates to right-wing power grab
-right-wing power grab that jeopardizes disaster relief
-right-wing power grab in U.S. military
January 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Tonight you will be visited by three spirits
December 25, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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December 22, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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My 3rd #BookChallenge pick was Men At Arms.

I had to include a Terry Pratchett book. The guards saga is my favorite Discworld sub-series and this particular one features the origin of Boots Theory.

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The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles. But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.
December 7, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 20:

A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court by Mark Twain

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December 3, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 19:

The Way Toys Work by Ed and Woody Sobey

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December 3, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 18:

The Authoritative Calvin & Hobbes

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December 2, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 5:33 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 17:

A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

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December 1, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 16:

Allow Me to Retort: A Black Guy’s Guide to the Constitution by @elienyc.bsky.social

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November 30, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
A page from a book with the sentence “Defense lawyers are not Marvel superheroes” highlighted.
November 30, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 15:

Bears in the Night by Stan and Jan Berenstain

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November 29, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 14:

How To Be An Antiracist by @ibramxk.bsky.social

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November 28, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 13:

The New Jim Crow by Michelle Alexander
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November 27, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 12:

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

(In no way an endorsement of the author)
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November 26, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 11:

The Audacity of Hope
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November 24, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 10:

A Naked Singularity by Sergio de la Pava
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November 24, 2024 at 1:47 AM