conrad
@atrodorsus.bsky.social
gaslight, goalkeep, girlboss • they/them • stationery identifier • hockey + manga + video games
I want to play kcd2... but I also want to knit... but I also want to journal... I need eight pairs of hands
January 24, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I want to play kcd2... but I also want to knit... but I also want to journal... I need eight pairs of hands
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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I wrote about MAGA Minaj from the perspective of a Barb (a condition for which there is lamentably no known cure) johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/a-mf-monster
A MF MONSTER
Thoughts on MAGA Minaj from a Barb in recovery
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I wrote about MAGA Minaj from the perspective of a Barb (a condition for which there is lamentably no known cure) johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/a-mf-monster
finished decorating my media log 🙂↕️🤭 I got the green yuri and senshi stickers from illomart and don't remember who made them unfortunately but veggie hansry is @creaits.bsky.social!
January 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
finished decorating my media log 🙂↕️🤭 I got the green yuri and senshi stickers from illomart and don't remember who made them unfortunately but veggie hansry is @creaits.bsky.social!
i finished thermae romae vol. 3 and caught up on thermae romae redux, skip and loafer, asura's verdict, centuria, and marriagetoxin in four days. i think there's something wrong with me
January 10, 2026 at 5:23 AM
i finished thermae romae vol. 3 and caught up on thermae romae redux, skip and loafer, asura's verdict, centuria, and marriagetoxin in four days. i think there's something wrong with me
caught up on all 76 chapters of skip and loafer. sooo good.
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 AM
caught up on all 76 chapters of skip and loafer. sooo good.
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wikipedia should let you chat with another person who's on the same page as you
January 7, 2026 at 1:19 AM
wikipedia should let you chat with another person who's on the same page as you
michael jake mcmurphy @ hockeyimg,com
when you let shane hollander walk
when you let shane hollander walk
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 AM
michael jake mcmurphy @ hockeyimg,com
when you let shane hollander walk
when you let shane hollander walk
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You're stuck in my head, stuck in my heart
Stuck in my body, body
I wanna go, get outta here
I'm sick of the party, party
I'd run away
I'd run away with you
Stuck in my body, body
I wanna go, get outta here
I'm sick of the party, party
I'd run away
I'd run away with you
January 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
You're stuck in my head, stuck in my heart
Stuck in my body, body
I wanna go, get outta here
I'm sick of the party, party
I'd run away
I'd run away with you
Stuck in my body, body
I wanna go, get outta here
I'm sick of the party, party
I'd run away
I'd run away with you
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meanwhile, at the cottage:
January 5, 2026 at 5:23 PM
meanwhile, at the cottage:
can't wait for heated rivalry season 2 where there's a twitter knockoff post shown on screen from someone called like ProgressingHockey or HockeyImgne about Shane leaving the Metros
January 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
can't wait for heated rivalry season 2 where there's a twitter knockoff post shown on screen from someone called like ProgressingHockey or HockeyImgne about Shane leaving the Metros
we showed our friends heated rivalry and one of them got so overwhelmed she watched half of the first episode peeking out from behind the couch. when ilya fondled himself in the shower she screamed
January 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
we showed our friends heated rivalry and one of them got so overwhelmed she watched half of the first episode peeking out from behind the couch. when ilya fondled himself in the shower she screamed
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December 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
playing kcd2 and some perch glitched in my inventory so i wasn't able to smoke or cook them. they went bad and i just dropped them on the ground, except i didn't notice that the number of perch in my inventory was 66, and the force of dropping this number of perch flung me several feet
January 2, 2026 at 5:22 AM
playing kcd2 and some perch glitched in my inventory so i wasn't able to smoke or cook them. they went bad and i just dropped them on the ground, except i didn't notice that the number of perch in my inventory was 66, and the force of dropping this number of perch flung me several feet
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i went to bed at 10 pm to start off 2026 strong... happy new year to all the oomfs, fujoshis, and statisticians in my phone
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
i went to bed at 10 pm to start off 2026 strong... happy new year to all the oomfs, fujoshis, and statisticians in my phone
finishing off this year with a book i'm meh about and cleansing my palate with bl. as god intended
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
finishing off this year with a book i'm meh about and cleansing my palate with bl. as god intended
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Portrait of Davrin from Dragon Age : The Veilguard, painted in Krita. The hair and tattoos were great to paint.
December 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Portrait of Davrin from Dragon Age : The Veilguard, painted in Krita. The hair and tattoos were great to paint.
I triggered the "been there done that" achievement in kcd2 last night because I keep fucking around with side quests around kuttenberg. I just met Sam. truly diabolical
December 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I triggered the "been there done that" achievement in kcd2 last night because I keep fucking around with side quests around kuttenberg. I just met Sam. truly diabolical
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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yuna (saying goodbye after learning ilya’s fucking her son and wanting to make him feel at home): and ilya, i just want to say, i’ve talked a lot of shit about you over the years, and … you should know i’m not sorry. about any of it
shane: MOM, GOD
ilya (through tears): thank you. that means a lot
shane: MOM, GOD
ilya (through tears): thank you. that means a lot
December 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
yuna (saying goodbye after learning ilya’s fucking her son and wanting to make him feel at home): and ilya, i just want to say, i’ve talked a lot of shit about you over the years, and … you should know i’m not sorry. about any of it
shane: MOM, GOD
ilya (through tears): thank you. that means a lot
shane: MOM, GOD
ilya (through tears): thank you. that means a lot
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in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.