fists with yr toes
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alex gradet // he/him
writer/producer/director/editor for hire
gradet.com // fivegreatminutes.substack.com
favorite actor: dennehy
favorite drink: o’doul’s
bears, hawks, sox, bulls
writer/producer/director/editor for hire
gradet.com // fivegreatminutes.substack.com
favorite actor: dennehy
favorite drink: o’doul’s
bears, hawks, sox, bulls
Pinned
gradet.com
gradet.com
HI NEW FOLLOWERS!
A few things about me:
1. My feed is my cocktail party, act right or get blocked
2. Trans rights are human rights
3. Nazis can eat shit
4. I once highfived Joseph Gordon Levitt at the SNL afterparty
5. I’m open to work for yr writing/directing/producing/editing needs (gradet.com)
A few things about me:
1. My feed is my cocktail party, act right or get blocked
2. Trans rights are human rights
3. Nazis can eat shit
4. I once highfived Joseph Gordon Levitt at the SNL afterparty
5. I’m open to work for yr writing/directing/producing/editing needs (gradet.com)
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
Can’t wait for when Elon goes full-on Cobra Commander like “FOOLS! Those cars I’ve been selling you for years are actually high-powered explosive devices!” and we’re like “… yeah we know.”
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Can’t wait for when Elon goes full-on Cobra Commander like “FOOLS! Those cars I’ve been selling you for years are actually high-powered explosive devices!” and we’re like “… yeah we know.”
🎶I'm Mister Hans Gruber
I'm Mister Class
I'm Mister Schieß der Fenster
That means 'shoot the glass!’🎶
I'm Mister Class
I'm Mister Schieß der Fenster
That means 'shoot the glass!’🎶
a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
🎶I'm Mister Hans Gruber
I'm Mister Class
I'm Mister Schieß der Fenster
That means 'shoot the glass!’🎶
I'm Mister Class
I'm Mister Schieß der Fenster
That means 'shoot the glass!’🎶
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
The three spirits are gonna have more houses to hit this year than Santa.
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The three spirits are gonna have more houses to hit this year than Santa.
As we reach its 10th anniversary, I see that the transition from The Force Awakens to the death of David Bowie is one of the hardest cultural vibe shifts ever.
Turning on a dime from a sense of rebirth to the death of what felt immortal was brutal, and emblematic of the 2016 that followed.
Turning on a dime from a sense of rebirth to the death of what felt immortal was brutal, and emblematic of the 2016 that followed.
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
As we reach its 10th anniversary, I see that the transition from The Force Awakens to the death of David Bowie is one of the hardest cultural vibe shifts ever.
Turning on a dime from a sense of rebirth to the death of what felt immortal was brutal, and emblematic of the 2016 that followed.
Turning on a dime from a sense of rebirth to the death of what felt immortal was brutal, and emblematic of the 2016 that followed.
I’ve often been blown away by movies I’ve watched at home, followed by immediately thinking “Wish I’d seen this on the big screen.”
I’ve often been blown away by movies on the big screen and NEVER thought “wish I’d seen this at home.”
I’ve often been blown away by movies on the big screen and NEVER thought “wish I’d seen this at home.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’ve often been blown away by movies I’ve watched at home, followed by immediately thinking “Wish I’d seen this on the big screen.”
I’ve often been blown away by movies on the big screen and NEVER thought “wish I’d seen this at home.”
I’ve often been blown away by movies on the big screen and NEVER thought “wish I’d seen this at home.”
INT. BLOCKBUSTER CEO’S OFFICE - THE YEAR 2000 - DAY.
CEO: No I don’t think I’m interested in acquiring this dvd-by-mail service, thank you —
Me (appearing in a Terminator lightstorm): BUY IT AND KILL IT.
CEO: No I don’t think I’m interested in acquiring this dvd-by-mail service, thank you —
Me (appearing in a Terminator lightstorm): BUY IT AND KILL IT.
December 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
INT. BLOCKBUSTER CEO’S OFFICE - THE YEAR 2000 - DAY.
CEO: No I don’t think I’m interested in acquiring this dvd-by-mail service, thank you —
Me (appearing in a Terminator lightstorm): BUY IT AND KILL IT.
CEO: No I don’t think I’m interested in acquiring this dvd-by-mail service, thank you —
Me (appearing in a Terminator lightstorm): BUY IT AND KILL IT.
Nolan (walks into meeting w Sarandos, stabs pencil into tabletop):
Wanna see a magic trick?
Wanna see a magic trick?
The Directors Guild of America, led by president Christopher Nolan, plans to meet with Netflix to address major concerns regarding the streamer’s acquisition of Warner Bros.
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Nolan (walks into meeting w Sarandos, stabs pencil into tabletop):
Wanna see a magic trick?
Wanna see a magic trick?
j’aime le cinéma
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
j’aime le cinéma
Sydney Sweeney turning into a 21st century Malèna (2000) if Malèna became a N*zi escort not for survival but engagement
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Sydney Sweeney turning into a 21st century Malèna (2000) if Malèna became a N*zi escort not for survival but engagement
Seeing this on Wednesday, and excited by the prospect that the luminous performances by Thurman, Carradine, Chiba, Madsen, Liu, Parks, et al, will still be with us long after Harvey's been swallowed by the earth.
More than two decades ago, Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Kill Bill’ was sliced in half and released as two separate movies. Now, with the release of ‘Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair,’ we can see the full version. It turns out to be a revelation.
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair Is a Modern-Day Odyssey
More than two decades ago, Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Kill Bill’ was sliced in half and released as two separate movies. Now, with the release of ‘Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair,’ we can see the full version. It turns out to be a revelation.
www.vulture.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Seeing this on Wednesday, and excited by the prospect that the luminous performances by Thurman, Carradine, Chiba, Madsen, Liu, Parks, et al, will still be with us long after Harvey's been swallowed by the earth.
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A.I.'s self-evident negatives stack up day by day, and I'm still waiting for someone to point out even one net gain it has to offer.
AI deepfakes of real doctors spreading health misinformation on social media
AI deepfakes of real doctors spreading health misinformation on social media
Hundreds of videos on TikTok and elsewhere impersonate experts to sell supplements with unproven effects
TikTok and other social media platforms are hosting AI-generated deepfake videos of doctors whose words have been manipulated to help sell supplements and spread health misinformation.
The factchecking organisation Full Fact has uncovered hundreds of such videos featuring impersonated versions of doctors and influencers directing viewers to Wellness Nest, a US-based supplements firm. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A.I.'s self-evident negatives stack up day by day, and I'm still waiting for someone to point out even one net gain it has to offer.
Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I'd say "imagine looking at an apocalyptic consolidation of power that's going to consign an entire section of our economy and culture to dust to make a couple very rich people very much richer, and this is the thing you choose to care about," except that's all they've done about everything forever.
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'd say "imagine looking at an apocalyptic consolidation of power that's going to consign an entire section of our economy and culture to dust to make a couple very rich people very much richer, and this is the thing you choose to care about," except that's all they've done about everything forever.
Reposted by fists with yr toes
Representative Adelita Grijalva went to lunch and came across an ICE raid. Even after telling them she was a member of congress, the thugs pepper sprayed her.
Her question: if they treat a member of congress this way, how are they treating the defenseless people they kidnap?
Her question: if they treat a member of congress this way, how are they treating the defenseless people they kidnap?
December 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Representative Adelita Grijalva went to lunch and came across an ICE raid. Even after telling them she was a member of congress, the thugs pepper sprayed her.
Her question: if they treat a member of congress this way, how are they treating the defenseless people they kidnap?
Her question: if they treat a member of congress this way, how are they treating the defenseless people they kidnap?
(climbs onto stage)
(unfolds notes from pocket)
“I said ‘brrr, it’s cold in here,’
I said ‘there must be Del Toro in the atmosphere.’”
(mic drop)
(unfolds notes from pocket)
“I said ‘brrr, it’s cold in here,’
I said ‘there must be Del Toro in the atmosphere.’”
(mic drop)
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
(climbs onto stage)
(unfolds notes from pocket)
“I said ‘brrr, it’s cold in here,’
I said ‘there must be Del Toro in the atmosphere.’”
(mic drop)
(unfolds notes from pocket)
“I said ‘brrr, it’s cold in here,’
I said ‘there must be Del Toro in the atmosphere.’”
(mic drop)
Anyway it's been a great day for people who call movies "content"
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Anyway it's been a great day for people who call movies "content"
QRP with something with horns
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
QRP with something with horns
Me when I hear @rollingstone.com left SINNERS out of the top 20
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Me when I hear @rollingstone.com left SINNERS out of the top 20
Nah, I'm just kidding, there's not gonna be movie theaters anymore
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Nah, I'm just kidding, there's not gonna be movie theaters anymore