fists with yr toes
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alex gradet // he/him
writer/producer/director/editor for hire
gradet.com // fivegreatminutes.substack.com
favorite actor: dennehy
favorite drink: o’doul’s
bears, hawks, sox, bulls
writer/producer/director/editor for hire
gradet.com // fivegreatminutes.substack.com
favorite actor: dennehy
favorite drink: o’doul’s
bears, hawks, sox, bulls
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
My sincerest condolences to the marketing team on The Housemaid who locked this creative in months before it became HILARIOUS.
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My sincerest condolences to the marketing team on The Housemaid who locked this creative in months before it became HILARIOUS.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
I think that’s definitely true of his later ones when he’s just copping earlier movies to cop earlier movies, but in KB he really took the ingredients and made soup, instead of just a bowl of ingredients.
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think that’s definitely true of his later ones when he’s just copping earlier movies to cop earlier movies, but in KB he really took the ingredients and made soup, instead of just a bowl of ingredients.
Me waiting by the side of the road when Elon & Thiel both walk away from the McLaren crash, March 2000.
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Me waiting by the side of the road when Elon & Thiel both walk away from the McLaren crash, March 2000.
j’aime le cinéma
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
j’aime le cinéma
Sydney Sweeney turning into a 21st century Malèna (2000) if Malèna became a N*zi escort not for survival but engagement
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Sydney Sweeney turning into a 21st century Malèna (2000) if Malèna became a N*zi escort not for survival but engagement
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'd say "imagine looking at an apocalyptic consolidation of power that's going to consign an entire section of our economy and culture to dust to make a couple very rich people very much richer, and this is the thing you choose to care about," except that's all they've done about everything forever.
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'd say "imagine looking at an apocalyptic consolidation of power that's going to consign an entire section of our economy and culture to dust to make a couple very rich people very much richer, and this is the thing you choose to care about," except that's all they've done about everything forever.
(climbs onto stage)
(unfolds notes from pocket)
“I said ‘brrr, it’s cold in here,’
I said ‘there must be Del Toro in the atmosphere.’”
(mic drop)
(unfolds notes from pocket)
“I said ‘brrr, it’s cold in here,’
I said ‘there must be Del Toro in the atmosphere.’”
(mic drop)
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
(climbs onto stage)
(unfolds notes from pocket)
“I said ‘brrr, it’s cold in here,’
I said ‘there must be Del Toro in the atmosphere.’”
(mic drop)
(unfolds notes from pocket)
“I said ‘brrr, it’s cold in here,’
I said ‘there must be Del Toro in the atmosphere.’”
(mic drop)
QRP with something with horns
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
QRP with something with horns
Me when I hear @rollingstone.com left SINNERS out of the top 20
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Me when I hear @rollingstone.com left SINNERS out of the top 20
Nah, I'm just kidding, there's not gonna be movie theaters anymore
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Nah, I'm just kidding, there's not gonna be movie theaters anymore
No worries. We're cool as long as you don't do more stuff like this.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
No worries. We're cool as long as you don't do more stuff like this.
Come on, pal, I specifically said DON'T replace it with a penis/penises.
This is a perfect example of what I didn't want. Or like this one either:
This is a perfect example of what I didn't want. Or like this one either:
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Come on, pal, I specifically said DON'T replace it with a penis/penises.
This is a perfect example of what I didn't want. Or like this one either:
This is a perfect example of what I didn't want. Or like this one either:
With the posture of Austin Powers on Mini-Me's shoulders.
December 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
With the posture of Austin Powers on Mini-Me's shoulders.
It would be so despicably immature if someone were to comp something gross or childish into this blank version I just made, I wish to make it clear how strenuously I object to anybody using this blank version to creatively put, like, a penis, or a bunch of penises, or like a bag of penises, so DON'T
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It would be so despicably immature if someone were to comp something gross or childish into this blank version I just made, I wish to make it clear how strenuously I object to anybody using this blank version to creatively put, like, a penis, or a bunch of penises, or like a bag of penises, so DON'T
