Athena Scalzi
@athenascalzi.com
Hey there! Welcome to my profile. Expect mostly nonsense and sometimes boba tea pictures. Plus I write stuff!
Well well well, look who’s at the used bookstore
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Well well well, look who’s at the used bookstore
My favorite thing about being in San Fran is paying 9 dollars for one of the worst lattes I’ve ever had ☺️🤭🤩
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My favorite thing about being in San Fran is paying 9 dollars for one of the worst lattes I’ve ever had ☺️🤭🤩
I had 380 tabs open on my phone. My phone crashed out of nowhere and didn’t turn back on for like ten minutes. When it did, my tabs were gone. Rest In Peace everything I planned to buy over the past three years and didn’t get around to.
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I had 380 tabs open on my phone. My phone crashed out of nowhere and didn’t turn back on for like ten minutes. When it did, my tabs were gone. Rest In Peace everything I planned to buy over the past three years and didn’t get around to.
Absolutely convinced that every single taxi and Lyft driver don’t believe in using AC for some reason
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Absolutely convinced that every single taxi and Lyft driver don’t believe in using AC for some reason
RIP dad you’ll be missed 😔 and I’m so totally stealing your super fancy chair
I usually travel with a mask in my jacket pocket but today I wore a different jacket and when I reached for my mask it was not there, farewell my friends, I shall greet you when you travel beyond the veil
THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING ALL DAY
Hence me side eyeing people with my mask on in this GERM TUBE!!
(Also we are flying to different places funny enough)
Hence me side eyeing people with my mask on in this GERM TUBE!!
(Also we are flying to different places funny enough)
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
RIP dad you’ll be missed 😔 and I’m so totally stealing your super fancy chair
I’m in San Francisco and every SINGLE billboard ad is for AI 💀 I’m not surprised but also.. ick.
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I’m in San Francisco and every SINGLE billboard ad is for AI 💀 I’m not surprised but also.. ick.
Plus I’m an absolute fucking maniac WAITING TO BE UNLEASHEDDD 👹👹👹👹👹
Honestly it's too late for me, I've lived in the same house for 25 years, I am absolutely locatable. That said, my driveway is two hundred meters long, my dog is suspicious of strangers, I'm a fair shot with a hunting bow, my neighbors are all armed and one of them is a cop, so, factor that all in.
Perhaps but I would feel better if you wouldn’t make it that much easier for them
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Plus I’m an absolute fucking maniac WAITING TO BE UNLEASHEDDD 👹👹👹👹👹
THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING ALL DAY
Hence me side eyeing people with my mask on in this GERM TUBE!!
(Also we are flying to different places funny enough)
Hence me side eyeing people with my mask on in this GERM TUBE!!
(Also we are flying to different places funny enough)
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING ALL DAY
Hence me side eyeing people with my mask on in this GERM TUBE!!
(Also we are flying to different places funny enough)
Hence me side eyeing people with my mask on in this GERM TUBE!!
(Also we are flying to different places funny enough)
Thanks for the lovely window seat Delta 🤩🤩
(this is the second time this year I’ve had this happen 😶)
(this is the second time this year I’ve had this happen 😶)
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Thanks for the lovely window seat Delta 🤩🤩
(this is the second time this year I’ve had this happen 😶)
(this is the second time this year I’ve had this happen 😶)
Second time this week 🥲
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME OUT ON THIS
MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD
THAT'S IT YOU'RE OUT OF THE WILL
AGAIN
MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD
THAT'S IT YOU'RE OUT OF THE WILL
AGAIN
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Second time this week 🥲
I can’t remember who beat him to the punch but I saw this joke on here YESTERDAY 💀
Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I can’t remember who beat him to the punch but I saw this joke on here YESTERDAY 💀
This lady at my gate is sniffling, sneezing, coughing up a fucking lung, no mask or covering her mouth, and she’s THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT. MA’AM U HAVE NO BUSINESS SERVING PEOPLE THEIR FOOD AND DRINKS.
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This lady at my gate is sniffling, sneezing, coughing up a fucking lung, no mask or covering her mouth, and she’s THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT. MA’AM U HAVE NO BUSINESS SERVING PEOPLE THEIR FOOD AND DRINKS.
I never knew before right now that I definitely needed to hear the violin version of Despacito, so thank you Delta for playing that during boarding, honestly kind of rocked my morning.
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I never knew before right now that I definitely needed to hear the violin version of Despacito, so thank you Delta for playing that during boarding, honestly kind of rocked my morning.
I have the perfect chance to make the people around me on this flight very uncomfortable. Sword Art Online here I come 🤠
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I have the perfect chance to make the people around me on this flight very uncomfortable. Sword Art Online here I come 🤠
It is 6am and the man next to me at the airport restaurant/bar just ordered a double Jameson and Coke. First of all, DAYUM. Second of all, respect.
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It is 6am and the man next to me at the airport restaurant/bar just ordered a double Jameson and Coke. First of all, DAYUM. Second of all, respect.
Me: Wow my acne has really calmed down lately! I feel like it’s much less aggressive and more manageable lately :)
My acne now that I’m going to San Fran this weekend and gonna be meeting a bunch of people: HEYY BITCH DID YOU MISS ME 😈😈
My acne now that I’m going to San Fran this weekend and gonna be meeting a bunch of people: HEYY BITCH DID YOU MISS ME 😈😈
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Me: Wow my acne has really calmed down lately! I feel like it’s much less aggressive and more manageable lately :)
My acne now that I’m going to San Fran this weekend and gonna be meeting a bunch of people: HEYY BITCH DID YOU MISS ME 😈😈
My acne now that I’m going to San Fran this weekend and gonna be meeting a bunch of people: HEYY BITCH DID YOU MISS ME 😈😈
Finally tried Tim Horton’s coffee for the first time!! How exciting!! Happy to say I’m currently sipping on the worst iced vanilla latte I’ve ever had 🤭🤭
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Finally tried Tim Horton’s coffee for the first time!! How exciting!! Happy to say I’m currently sipping on the worst iced vanilla latte I’ve ever had 🤭🤭
Turns out getting a midday hot stone massage and a 50% off sushi lunch does wonders for your Monday mood 🤩
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Turns out getting a midday hot stone massage and a 50% off sushi lunch does wonders for your Monday mood 🤩
@scalzi.com fixing all my blog posts 🤭🤣
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
@scalzi.com fixing all my blog posts 🤭🤣
Early?! Do you know what month we are in?! Quit whining you don’t even go outside 😒
Krissy sent me this picture of our front yard this morning. Ooof. Real early for snow, Ohio.
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Early?! Do you know what month we are in?! Quit whining you don’t even go outside 😒
So I shouldn’t order this apple pie sauerkraut?
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
So I shouldn’t order this apple pie sauerkraut?
No pain quite like burning your brown butter. You tell yourself, “it’s not burnt, it’s just extra extra toasty brown!!” But you’re lying to yourself. It’s burnt. Ya burnt it.
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
No pain quite like burning your brown butter. You tell yourself, “it’s not burnt, it’s just extra extra toasty brown!!” But you’re lying to yourself. It’s burnt. Ya burnt it.
Oh my god what a steal, thank god it’s on sale!
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Oh my god what a steal, thank god it’s on sale!
I had a dinner party!! And everything was really good!! Check out the deets on my blog if you feel like it :)
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September 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I had a dinner party!! And everything was really good!! Check out the deets on my blog if you feel like it :)
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Saw this absolute banger of a shirt at the thrift store today 💀
September 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Saw this absolute banger of a shirt at the thrift store today 💀