Mike Bird
@astronautbread.bsky.social
Progressive Detroiter and MSU Spartan grad. Enjoys Detroit sports, old Marvel comics, and listening to depressing/angry classic punk rock and alternative music. But nothing matters anymore.
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
🎶 Riddle me this, my brother, can you handle it?
Your style to my style, you can't hold a candle to it
Equinox symmetry and the balance is right
Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night 🎶
Vote for PAUL'S BOUTIQUE
Your style to my style, you can't hold a candle to it
Equinox symmetry and the balance is right
Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night 🎶
Vote for PAUL'S BOUTIQUE
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
🎶 Riddle me this, my brother, can you handle it?
Your style to my style, you can't hold a candle to it
Equinox symmetry and the balance is right
Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night 🎶
Vote for PAUL'S BOUTIQUE
Your style to my style, you can't hold a candle to it
Equinox symmetry and the balance is right
Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night 🎶
Vote for PAUL'S BOUTIQUE
I'm taking a ride with my best friend
I hope he never let's me down again
Promises me I'm as safe as houses As long as I remember who's wearing the trousers
I hope he never let's me down again
I hope he never let's me down again
Promises me I'm as safe as houses As long as I remember who's wearing the trousers
I hope he never let's me down again
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm taking a ride with my best friend
I hope he never let's me down again
Promises me I'm as safe as houses As long as I remember who's wearing the trousers
I hope he never let's me down again
I hope he never let's me down again
Promises me I'm as safe as houses As long as I remember who's wearing the trousers
I hope he never let's me down again
If only Senate Democrats fought as hard as the Detroit Pistons
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If only Senate Democrats fought as hard as the Detroit Pistons
Today, the best album gets spun on the turntable. Coincidence or not, my vote is automatic.
October 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Today, the best album gets spun on the turntable. Coincidence or not, my vote is automatic.
Happy October to all who observe
October 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Happy October to all who observe
Move over "80's Night" puffer. Tiger fans have a new favorite Vest!
#DetroitTigers
#DetroitTigers
September 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Move over "80's Night" puffer. Tiger fans have a new favorite Vest!
#DetroitTigers
#DetroitTigers
Iggy guest-starred in that episode, but he should headline the eventual State funeral.
Powerful, punk rock energy from a leader only 1 year younger than the thing in the casket. "Lust for Life" would hit so hard.
Powerful, punk rock energy from a leader only 1 year younger than the thing in the casket. "Lust for Life" would hit so hard.
August 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Iggy guest-starred in that episode, but he should headline the eventual State funeral.
Powerful, punk rock energy from a leader only 1 year younger than the thing in the casket. "Lust for Life" would hit so hard.
Powerful, punk rock energy from a leader only 1 year younger than the thing in the casket. "Lust for Life" would hit so hard.
I've been seeing a bunch of you lousy kids talking about today being Star Wars Day. I don't get it. Any day is Star Wars Day if you don't have shit to do. Always has been since 1977.
May 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I've been seeing a bunch of you lousy kids talking about today being Star Wars Day. I don't get it. Any day is Star Wars Day if you don't have shit to do. Always has been since 1977.
if u see this
post your getaway vehicle
post your getaway vehicle
May 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
if u see this
post your getaway vehicle
post your getaway vehicle
We need more "Check Your Head" license plates in the gift shop.
I repeat, we are sold out of CHECK YOUR HEAD license plates.
I repeat, we are sold out of CHECK YOUR HEAD license plates.
March 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
We need more "Check Your Head" license plates in the gift shop.
I repeat, we are sold out of CHECK YOUR HEAD license plates.
I repeat, we are sold out of CHECK YOUR HEAD license plates.
No tie-breaking vote in the senate needed. Ass beating confirmed. #Victory4MSU
January 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
No tie-breaking vote in the senate needed. Ass beating confirmed. #Victory4MSU
RIP to the greatest president.
December 30, 2024 at 12:59 AM
RIP to the greatest president.
Even the pets have to be fancy on the holiday
November 29, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Even the pets have to be fancy on the holiday
Negroni for Thanksgiving cocktail hour.
November 28, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Negroni for Thanksgiving cocktail hour.
Shaka. When the walls fell.
November 28, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Shaka. When the walls fell.
Temba his arms wide
November 28, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Temba his arms wide
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
November 28, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
