Mike Bird
@astronautbread.bsky.social
Progressive Detroiter and MSU Spartan grad. Enjoys Detroit sports, old Marvel comics, and listening to depressing/angry classic punk rock and alternative music. But nothing matters anymore.
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
The football version of Jimmy Fallon messing up Trump's hair in 2016. Like the Tonight Show, this isn't fun to watch anymore.
The Lions have looked like ass since the players did the trump dance, just sayin
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The football version of Jimmy Fallon messing up Trump's hair in 2016. Like the Tonight Show, this isn't fun to watch anymore.
I'm taking a ride with my best friend
I hope he never let's me down again
Promises me I'm as safe as houses As long as I remember who's wearing the trousers
I hope he never let's me down again
I hope he never let's me down again
Promises me I'm as safe as houses As long as I remember who's wearing the trousers
I hope he never let's me down again
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm taking a ride with my best friend
I hope he never let's me down again
Promises me I'm as safe as houses As long as I remember who's wearing the trousers
I hope he never let's me down again
I hope he never let's me down again
Promises me I'm as safe as houses As long as I remember who's wearing the trousers
I hope he never let's me down again
I've changed my mind on Coach Smith. He should come back next year. Think of all the yard work I'll get done instead of watching MSU Spartans football next fall. #GoGreen indeed.
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I've changed my mind on Coach Smith. He should come back next year. Think of all the yard work I'll get done instead of watching MSU Spartans football next fall. #GoGreen indeed.
Spartans making me feel again.
Go Green!
Go Green!
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Spartans making me feel again.
Go Green!
Go Green!
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seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
Good morning! THE STONE ROSES is the perfect record to start your day with. You'll probably be late for work, but you'll be in a good mood.
The Best Album of 1989 Round 4 Match #117
#7 The Stone Roses, THE STONE ROSES
vs.
#10 The B-52's, COSMIC THING
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#7 The Stone Roses, THE STONE ROSES
vs.
#10 The B-52's, COSMIC THING
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The Best Album of 1989 Round 4 Match #118: The Stone Roses vs. The B-52’s
This is the Best Album of 1989 match for Wednesday, November 12th, 9am CST. It will be open for 24 hours, and the winner will move onto Round 5 (Top 8) of the bracket. If you haven’t heard either albu...
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November 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Good morning! THE STONE ROSES is the perfect record to start your day with. You'll probably be late for work, but you'll be in a good mood.
I expect Michigan State football to be punished for Donald Trump appearing in the Epstein emails
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I expect Michigan State football to be punished for Donald Trump appearing in the Epstein emails
If only Senate Democrats fought as hard as the Detroit Pistons
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If only Senate Democrats fought as hard as the Detroit Pistons
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Cade is a star, and Duren has made a seismic leap. Pistons are trouble. Good trouble.
FINAL: Pistons 111, Sixers 108. Big buckets by Cade, and excellent defense on that last possession to clinch their sixth win in a row. Pistons improve to 8-2 overall.
Cunningham: 26 points, 11 assists
Duren: 21 points, 16 rebounds, 2 steals, 2 blocks
Robinson: 17 points
Cunningham: 26 points, 11 assists
Duren: 21 points, 16 rebounds, 2 steals, 2 blocks
Robinson: 17 points
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Cade is a star, and Duren has made a seismic leap. Pistons are trouble. Good trouble.
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Making Zohran's victory feel like a #Victory4MSU
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Making Zohran's victory feel like a #Victory4MSU
If SCOTUS rules against Trump and his tariffs, I will lose a bet with my dad. At least it will be cheaper to pay it off.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If SCOTUS rules against Trump and his tariffs, I will lose a bet with my dad. At least it will be cheaper to pay it off.
Last night's elections sure were fun. Too bad the guy who did January 6 won't allow them next year. "But he can't do that?" Really? When the only people who could stop him will all lose their jobs if they try? "But the Supreme-" SCOTUS already made him our king. I hope I'm wrong.
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Last night's elections sure were fun. Too bad the guy who did January 6 won't allow them next year. "But he can't do that?" Really? When the only people who could stop him will all lose their jobs if they try? "But the Supreme-" SCOTUS already made him our king. I hope I'm wrong.
Didn't expect both of my teams to lose to Minnesota this weekend.
#FireSmith
#FireSmith
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Didn't expect both of my teams to lose to Minnesota this weekend.
#FireSmith
#FireSmith
Ugh. Tom Brady! I should have known better than to be excited to watch the Lions game today.
November 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Ugh. Tom Brady! I should have known better than to be excited to watch the Lions game today.
That commercial doesn't make me want a Google phone, but it does make me want a delicious vanilla soft serve cone.
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
That commercial doesn't make me want a Google phone, but it does make me want a delicious vanilla soft serve cone.
How is this a fun fact? Have you watched Michigan State this year? None of this is fun. #FireSmith
Fun fact: of the four B1G teams without a conference win, only two play each other: Penn State vs. Michigan State in two weeks.
November 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
How is this a fun fact? Have you watched Michigan State this year? None of this is fun. #FireSmith
Did I know today was "Day of the Dead?" Yeah. I knew the Spartans were playing today. #FireSmith
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Did I know today was "Day of the Dead?" Yeah. I knew the Spartans were playing today. #FireSmith
Chances State punches this one in? Poor.
November 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Chances State punches this one in? Poor.
Muppets, deep cuts
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Muppets, deep cuts
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too — theonion.com/report-guy-w...
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too
CLEVELAND—Revealing a vast, forgotten catalog of legitimate pop compositions, a report released Thursday about novelty musical act Michael Joseph Jackson found that the man who recorded the perennial ...
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November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too — theonion.com/report-guy-w...
First, they take Saban from us, and now they steal the weekend's only "fire coach" token. That's the only way to explain Smith still being employed by Michigan State.
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
First, they take Saban from us, and now they steal the weekend's only "fire coach" token. That's the only way to explain Smith still being employed by Michigan State.