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Uncle Tifa

@astronautbread.bsky.social

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Progressive Detroiter and MSU Spartan grad. Enjoys Detroit sports, old Marvel comics, and listening to depressing/angry classic punk rock and alternative music. But nothing matters anymore.

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Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 2h

A Clinton actually won the presidency the first time Canada won (1992)

Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 1d

As THE STONE ROSES takes it's place in the "Best Album of the 80s" tournament with the other 9 winners.... how does a 10 seed bracket even work?
Vote Stone Roses!

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Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 3d

First, they take Saban from us, and now they steal the weekend's only "fire coach" token. That's the only way to explain Smith still being employed by Michigan State.

Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 3d

Smith reminds me of recent former Pistons HC, Monty Williams. Both coaches just want/wanted to go home. Same results. Quiet Quitting.

Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 3d

As a non-smoking straight cis white guy, I'm not sure why I connect so hard with this image. I got moods.

Sage Divinorum 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 3d

yeaggg,,,

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C. Tucker @craigmtucker.bsky.social · 3d

Has MSU fired Smith yet?

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Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 3d

I believe (irrationally) that if the Spartans had a better head coach, they would have been 2-0 against the Wolverines. These same players (who they wouldn't have had, but it's my hypothetical) and the same limited resources (which must improve) could have won twice.
Fire Smith.

Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 3d

I've been doomscrolling and refreshing the feed to catch the "Michigan State dismisses Smith" headline all night. Quit stalling, you fools.

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Ben Mathis-Lilley @benmathislilley.bsky.social · 4d

For a fourth year in a row Michigan’s leader in yards from scrimmage in a winning effort is Michigan State Unsportsmanlike Conduct Penalties

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Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 4d

Somehow, Waingro returned

a man in a white shirt says heavy sigh in front of a group of people

Alt: a man in a white shirt says heavy sigh in front of a group of people

media.tenor.com

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Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 4d

Gee, thanks. I had blocked out why that movie annoyed me so much. That said, these ideas may have improved The Rise of Skywalker

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Luke Dionise @lukedionise.bsky.social · 4d

If Smith has a job tomorrow J Batt is on my hot seat

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Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 4d

As a Star Wars guy who likes films like Heat, but not Heat itself, as it is overly long and pretentious, I know what you mean

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Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 4d

I could be (school's oldest) grad assistant for a housing voucher and an open tab at the Barrel.

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Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 4d

Dude. The East Wing had a better week than Michigan State.

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Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 4d

If Smith isn't on a bus back to Corvallis tonight, J Batt should get canned, too.
This regime is a complete failure.

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Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 4d

So, that new Ted Lasso reboot. Can we get Apple to just send them to run Michigan State Football?

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Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 4d

Some div 2 try-hard with a chip on shoulder. Young. Old. I don't care.

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Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 4d

Does MSU stand for Moron Smith University?

Uncle Tifa @astronautbread.bsky.social · 4d

I didn't think I could dislike Jonathan Smith more, and then we actually score.
That guy is the king of "stop smiling, I'm going to do something stupid."