Astroboy 💫
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I know. But I’m forever infatuated with the 1986 New York Mets.
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I know. But I’m forever infatuated with the 1986 New York Mets.
alright kids your mom is going out of town for work for a couple a nights so that means i’m the man of the house while she’s gone
December 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
alright kids your mom is going out of town for work for a couple a nights so that means i’m the man of the house while she’s gone
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My dog will just start growling and barking for no reason. He’s like a republican. Just making up enemies in his head.
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My dog will just start growling and barking for no reason. He’s like a republican. Just making up enemies in his head.
I’m so sick of influencers. I do not wish to be influenced.
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m so sick of influencers. I do not wish to be influenced.
Remember when Ed Hardy designs were everywhere? What the fuck was that all about?
December 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Remember when Ed Hardy designs were everywhere? What the fuck was that all about?
The correct way to pronounce chimichanga is chimichanga
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The correct way to pronounce chimichanga is chimichanga
$28.14 for a large pepperoni. Bro this economy is SHIT and it makes me SICK
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
$28.14 for a large pepperoni. Bro this economy is SHIT and it makes me SICK
man I’m down bad. just sent my wife a “u up?” text
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
man I’m down bad. just sent my wife a “u up?” text
Those astronauts be PISSIN
The piss tank on the ISS is now 72% full.
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Those astronauts be PISSIN
The message in Apple’s “The Last Frontier”:
It’s okay for the white male officer to break the rules; its bad for the black female officer to break the rules
Oh my fucking god. This show should’ve ended two episodes ago.
It’s okay for the white male officer to break the rules; its bad for the black female officer to break the rules
Oh my fucking god. This show should’ve ended two episodes ago.
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The message in Apple’s “The Last Frontier”:
It’s okay for the white male officer to break the rules; its bad for the black female officer to break the rules
Oh my fucking god. This show should’ve ended two episodes ago.
It’s okay for the white male officer to break the rules; its bad for the black female officer to break the rules
Oh my fucking god. This show should’ve ended two episodes ago.
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If you answer “probably accidentally get bitten and become a zombie” to the question “what would you do in a zombie apocalypse?” during job interview with me I’m going to be impressed because you’ve proved that you can learn from your mistakes.
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If you answer “probably accidentally get bitten and become a zombie” to the question “what would you do in a zombie apocalypse?” during job interview with me I’m going to be impressed because you’ve proved that you can learn from your mistakes.
Two shows with new seasons I’m quitting midway through:
1. The Morning Show
2. The Witcher
I’m just done.
1. The Morning Show
2. The Witcher
I’m just done.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Two shows with new seasons I’m quitting midway through:
1. The Morning Show
2. The Witcher
I’m just done.
1. The Morning Show
2. The Witcher
I’m just done.
The sky: *lightly precipitates*
Me: this mf spittin’
Me: this mf spittin’
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The sky: *lightly precipitates*
Me: this mf spittin’
Me: this mf spittin’
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if the grinch ever stole shit from me they'd have to clean him out of his little mountainside cave with a hose
July 29, 2023 at 2:03 AM
if the grinch ever stole shit from me they'd have to clean him out of his little mountainside cave with a hose
In case you wanted to know what real music is
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
In case you wanted to know what real music is
Kathy Bates deserved an Oscar for the delivery of this line, alone
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Kathy Bates deserved an Oscar for the delivery of this line, alone
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“TWELVE MEN ON THE FIELD GODDAMMIT! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!”
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
“TWELVE MEN ON THE FIELD GODDAMMIT! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!”
I just tried to type a space into a crossword puzzle
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I just tried to type a space into a crossword puzzle
Put 8-4 Iowa in the playoffs, you cowards
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Put 8-4 Iowa in the playoffs, you cowards
Sturgill Simpson is the best musical artist in decades
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Sturgill Simpson is the best musical artist in decades
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I’m hosting thanksgiving tomorrow. Do I have to wear hard pants?
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I’m hosting thanksgiving tomorrow. Do I have to wear hard pants?
I’m starting to realize some shit. Just gotta piece it together
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’m starting to realize some shit. Just gotta piece it together