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Astro Alloy 💫
@astroalloy.com
loud, fun punk band from Philadelphia, PA, USA
we got a cool website: https://astroalloy.com/
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watch me almost die from a soda can at Roxyunk
Porchfest

(next show: partiful.com/e/ShQ4CkTBKt...)
Update: I played Wonderwall at a party, made eye contact with someone in the audience and we started dating soon after. I know this sounds like a joke but I am 100% serious lol
I’m deleting the dating apps to meet someone the old fashioned way: making “fuck me” eyes at a girl while playing Wonderwall at a party
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Just watched this movie last night and I can't stop thinking about it 😵‍💫 (Frank, 2014)
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
GenAI music is charting 😩 I wish I could explain why I think AI music sucks but I can't. It's antithetical to what art is. It's anti-life. How can I explain to someone the difference between real flowers and fake plastic ones? The difference between someone who likes you and someone who pretends to?
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
iPhones should have XLR ports with phantom power
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
OK! serious question, please gimmie some advice: how do I get better at writing essays as an adult? There’s only so much I can learn from writing and re-reading it later and being like “yep, could have done better”.
I’ve been keeping a blog lately which has been great for my brain but I’m good enough at reading to know that I am bad at writing; I wish I could retake my college writing classes!

also sorry all my skeets are at like 2AM lol
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’ve been keeping a blog lately which has been great for my brain but I’m good enough at reading to know that I am bad at writing; I wish I could retake my college writing classes!

also sorry all my skeets are at like 2AM lol
November 2, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I used to work at a place that sold vintage toys and we would say "Glup Shitto" a lot
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
playing drums in a Bright Eyes cover set tonight with my pal Conor what’s up I love Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Bluesky is “decentralized”, which means I was able to create a totally self-hosted account (punk.cafe), then authenticated & posted a skeet from my own app. And here it is, totally visible on Bluesky! This is extremely cool to me.
skeeting with the ATProto SDK!
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
this is the way
go thrifting for CDs with a friend and come home with ten albums for 5 bucks that you bought purely on aura and listen to them all through and through regardless of whether or not you'd listen to it again and listen with intent and talk about it with your friend afterwards.
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Shatner, Deftones, Butthole Surfers and Limp Bizkit; this list rules
Check out World Cafe host Raina Douris's @rahrahraina.bsky.social list of her top ten greatest cover songs. We'd love your top ten list vote to help put together the 885 Greatest Cover songs countdown. Deadline is this Thursday 10/30 at Midnight. xpn.org/885-countdown/
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I've been getting back into drumming and forgot how cathartic it is. You don't have to be bored, you can just play the drums! You don't have to be angry, you can just play the drums! You don't have to be sad, just para-diddle-diddle 'til you're over it!
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Cheekface was right, this statement is false
Cheekface was right, NO
Cheekface was right, A BIG CUP OF NOODLES, A GIANT CUP OF NOODLES
October 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
how can I convince my friends to listen to Thin Lizzy
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
just spent 11+ hours today recording for Astro Alloy album #2. easy. enjoyed every minute. if all I could do for the rest of my life is record my music in a studio I'd be happy.
October 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I have returned with more rules for musicians that nobody asked for, studio recording edition!

Please no:
- babies crying
- ambulance or police sirens
- alarm clocks

Thank you.
Musicians, please stop using these rhymes in your lyrics:
- money / funny
- brain / insane
- eyes / lies
Please also refrain from mentioning NYC or California. thx
October 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
sad to see someone else living my dream (getting the Billy Corgan / Erewhon "OG Goth" smoothie in Los Angeles)
October 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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yhinking about Gritty Again
October 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
watch me almost die from a soda can at Roxyunk
Porchfest

(next show: partiful.com/e/ShQ4CkTBKt...)
October 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Can confirm Worldwide by Snooper and Something to Consume by Die Spitz are 🔥
Divinity by @kulfigirls.bsky.social
Mover by @lowercaseroses.bsky.social

Ask me again when Snooper's album comes out and I've listened to the new one by Die Spitz!!
anyone want to talk about their favorite albums from this year? your baseball playoff predictions? what you're making for dinner? my brain demands conversation that is not about fascism or dooming
October 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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The Black Parade is a timeless album. Still slaps.
October 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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"Spend enough time in certain corners of the internet, and you risk becoming spiritually and culturally Philadelphian." Gift link, because Philadelphians are kind and welcoming. Go Birds. share.inquirer.com/nhONWX
Does the internet have a Philly accent? Why too much time online can make you ‘culturally Philadelphian.’
Perhaps certain online corners have a special Philly pull.
share.inquirer.com
October 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
we replaced the faded drum wrap on my kit with red canvas and I love how it turned out! 😻
October 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
wow famous Bluesky poster @themountaingoats.bsky.social does music, too!!
October 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I think it's weird when someone asks if I think I'm autistic. Just cuz I wear the same outfit every day, live almost exclusively off nutritionally-complete protein shakes, wear earplugs all the time ahh fufck fuck fuck
October 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM