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assphodel.bsky.social
Asphodel
@assphodel.bsky.social
figment of your imagination ✨️ certified mothma'am ✨️ az·fuh·del
the only turkey i'm having today
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
sometimes i be having nightmares so bad they rewire my brain for a few hours so now im just over here trying to cook like
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
quarterly reminder that we started from the bottom now we're here. don't underestimate the power of editing textures and adding matcaps 🌈
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
she's in your dms. i'm in your hard drive. we are not the same.
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
how all of my baths are spent. i will never be lonely (or have privacy) because i have remy arugula roo 💚
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
the key to success is 2.5 beatboxes
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
real
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 AM
how to win fortnite
november 21, 2025 (colorized)
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
upgrades people, upgrades
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
kinda proud of this ngl
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
ỳŏ̷̜̒͛ṳ̸̧̳̫̗ ̴̅̔̏͜ a̷r̵͓͓͑ȇ̴̡̓͆ ț̶̇ḧ̷̥́̈́e̷͈ ̴̛͈̭͕ṽ̴̡ir̵ù̬̟̠̹̓s̵̨̡͍̦̦
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
he perch
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
labubu family + weird uncle lafufu
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
c̶͝ri̸͓̋ṭ̷̆i̶c̶ā̴͓ḻ̴̾ e̵͙̊r̴̜͂r̶̭̋o̸͜͝r̷̦̉
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̷̟͌f̸̤͗a̸̢̕u̸̳̒l̸͙̿t̶̩̒y̴͖̓ ̷̈ c̶̯̃ô̸̫d̸̹͛e̶͚͋ d̵͚̀è̶̠t̴̩̏e̷͙͝c̴̰͝t̶̻̑e̴͎̕d̷̺̚ ̵̰̇
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̷͙̌in̵̰̒it̸͆i̶a̶t̵̻͝e ̴̤̎ e̷͖̚r̶á̸͇su̶͔̓ṟ̶̽e̶ ̸͙͗ p̵͔̉r̸͔̿o̴̫̔t̷o̴̼͂c̸̏o̷̺͆ls̵̠̏ ̴͍̽i̵̦̋m̷̊m̴e̶̎ͅdi̴a̷t̴e̶̍͜ly̵͐
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
you got any lamps on your phone?
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
same energy
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
moth magic ✨️
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i'm just a girl (who can't keep unity closed)
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
me when i see an ai generated poster on my feed:
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
him
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
on some shit tonight. @millenniumstrike.bsky.social was a wonderful time. couldn't really ask for better people to experience my first event like this with 💚 very genuine and friendly crowd
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
getting white girl wasted at the rainforest cafe w/ @neodestiny.net
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
my son
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM