Asphodel
@assphodel.bsky.social
figment of your imagination ✨️ certified mothma'am ✨️ az·fuh·del
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Asphodel
@assphodel.bsky.social
· Aug 22
He didn’t go to get cigarettes and milk… he went to go get lamps
the only turkey i'm having today
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
the only turkey i'm having today
sometimes i be having nightmares so bad they rewire my brain for a few hours so now im just over here trying to cook like
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
sometimes i be having nightmares so bad they rewire my brain for a few hours so now im just over here trying to cook like
😎
FUCK CHRISTMAS IN JULY 😡😡😡🖕🖕🖕
all my homies love APRIL FOOLS IN NOVEMBER 😃😃😃☝️☝️☝️
it has:
DJ MINT CONDITION
ASPHALT
BEERS PILE B2B JOHN TRANCE
LUMBERCRYPTS
JONATHAN TRANCEOLOGY
DJ PJ CLUB
ANOTHER SILLY CATGIRL...
SONIC RIDERS
NOVEMBER 29 10:00 PM EASTERN
IOT VRC GROUP TRANCE.9559
all my homies love APRIL FOOLS IN NOVEMBER 😃😃😃☝️☝️☝️
it has:
DJ MINT CONDITION
ASPHALT
BEERS PILE B2B JOHN TRANCE
LUMBERCRYPTS
JONATHAN TRANCEOLOGY
DJ PJ CLUB
ANOTHER SILLY CATGIRL...
SONIC RIDERS
NOVEMBER 29 10:00 PM EASTERN
IOT VRC GROUP TRANCE.9559
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
😎
it's unreal how actually batshit insane some of you are
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
it's unreal how actually batshit insane some of you are
quarterly reminder that we started from the bottom now we're here. don't underestimate the power of editing textures and adding matcaps 🌈
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
quarterly reminder that we started from the bottom now we're here. don't underestimate the power of editing textures and adding matcaps 🌈
feeling the kind of tired that sleep can't fix
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
feeling the kind of tired that sleep can't fix
the silence would be deafening if i didn't have tinnitus
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 AM
the silence would be deafening if i didn't have tinnitus
she's in your dms. i'm in your hard drive. we are not the same.
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
she's in your dms. i'm in your hard drive. we are not the same.
how all of my baths are spent. i will never be lonely (or have privacy) because i have remy arugula roo 💚
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
how all of my baths are spent. i will never be lonely (or have privacy) because i have remy arugula roo 💚
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jumping all over the world
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
jumping all over the world
the key to success is 2.5 beatboxes
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
the key to success is 2.5 beatboxes
as·pho·del /ˈasfəˌdel/
1. a eurasian plant of the lily family, typically having long slender leaves and flowers borne on a spike
2. an immortal flower said to grow in the elysian fields
1. a eurasian plant of the lily family, typically having long slender leaves and flowers borne on a spike
2. an immortal flower said to grow in the elysian fields
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
as·pho·del /ˈasfəˌdel/
1. a eurasian plant of the lily family, typically having long slender leaves and flowers borne on a spike
2. an immortal flower said to grow in the elysian fields
1. a eurasian plant of the lily family, typically having long slender leaves and flowers borne on a spike
2. an immortal flower said to grow in the elysian fields
when i'm working on my avatar base i feel like 👩🍳💋🔥
but when im working on my outfits i feel like🗑👎🥹
at this point just give me a personal vrchat stylist
but when im working on my outfits i feel like🗑👎🥹
at this point just give me a personal vrchat stylist
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
when i'm working on my avatar base i feel like 👩🍳💋🔥
but when im working on my outfits i feel like🗑👎🥹
at this point just give me a personal vrchat stylist
but when im working on my outfits i feel like🗑👎🥹
at this point just give me a personal vrchat stylist
meet me at the corner of anywhere and somewhere else
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
meet me at the corner of anywhere and somewhere else
on the worst of days i crawl into my bed and my cat and dog immediately come and lay down with me. it's a very wonderful feeling to be loved by your pets and the reminder i need that things will be ok.
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
on the worst of days i crawl into my bed and my cat and dog immediately come and lay down with me. it's a very wonderful feeling to be loved by your pets and the reminder i need that things will be ok.
how to win fortnite
november 21, 2025 (colorized)
november 21, 2025 (colorized)
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
how to win fortnite
november 21, 2025 (colorized)
november 21, 2025 (colorized)
upgrades people, upgrades
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
upgrades people, upgrades
kinda proud of this ngl
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
kinda proud of this ngl
ỳŏ̷̜̒͛ṳ̸̧̳̫̗ ̴̅̔̏͜ a̷r̵͓͓͑ȇ̴̡̓͆ ț̶̇ḧ̷̥́̈́e̷͈ ̴̛͈̭͕ṽ̴̡ir̵ù̬̟̠̹̓s̵̨̡͍̦̦
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
ỳŏ̷̜̒͛ṳ̸̧̳̫̗ ̴̅̔̏͜ a̷r̵͓͓͑ȇ̴̡̓͆ ț̶̇ḧ̷̥́̈́e̷͈ ̴̛͈̭͕ṽ̴̡ir̵ù̬̟̠̹̓s̵̨̡͍̦̦
i do not understand the practice of posting motivational quotes with your lewd pics.
i can literally see your butthole stacy.
i can literally see your butthole stacy.
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i do not understand the practice of posting motivational quotes with your lewd pics.
i can literally see your butthole stacy.
i can literally see your butthole stacy.
labubu family + weird uncle lafufu
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
labubu family + weird uncle lafufu
c̶͝ri̸͓̋ṭ̷̆i̶c̶ā̴͓ḻ̴̾ e̵͙̊r̴̜͂r̶̭̋o̸͜͝r̷̦̉
̸͇͂
̷̟͌f̸̤͗a̸̢̕u̸̳̒l̸͙̿t̶̩̒y̴͖̓ ̷̈ c̶̯̃ô̸̫d̸̹͛e̶͚͋ d̵͚̀è̶̠t̴̩̏e̷͙͝c̴̰͝t̶̻̑e̴͎̕d̷̺̚ ̵̰̇
̵̙̀
̷͙̌in̵̰̒it̸͆i̶a̶t̵̻͝e ̴̤̎ e̷͖̚r̶á̸͇su̶͔̓ṟ̶̽e̶ ̸͙͗ p̵͔̉r̸͔̿o̴̫̔t̷o̴̼͂c̸̏o̷̺͆ls̵̠̏ ̴͍̽i̵̦̋m̷̊m̴e̶̎ͅdi̴a̷t̴e̶̍͜ly̵͐
̸͇͂
̷̟͌f̸̤͗a̸̢̕u̸̳̒l̸͙̿t̶̩̒y̴͖̓ ̷̈ c̶̯̃ô̸̫d̸̹͛e̶͚͋ d̵͚̀è̶̠t̴̩̏e̷͙͝c̴̰͝t̶̻̑e̴͎̕d̷̺̚ ̵̰̇
̵̙̀
̷͙̌in̵̰̒it̸͆i̶a̶t̵̻͝e ̴̤̎ e̷͖̚r̶á̸͇su̶͔̓ṟ̶̽e̶ ̸͙͗ p̵͔̉r̸͔̿o̴̫̔t̷o̴̼͂c̸̏o̷̺͆ls̵̠̏ ̴͍̽i̵̦̋m̷̊m̴e̶̎ͅdi̴a̷t̴e̶̍͜ly̵͐
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
c̶͝ri̸͓̋ṭ̷̆i̶c̶ā̴͓ḻ̴̾ e̵͙̊r̴̜͂r̶̭̋o̸͜͝r̷̦̉
̸͇͂
̷̟͌f̸̤͗a̸̢̕u̸̳̒l̸͙̿t̶̩̒y̴͖̓ ̷̈ c̶̯̃ô̸̫d̸̹͛e̶͚͋ d̵͚̀è̶̠t̴̩̏e̷͙͝c̴̰͝t̶̻̑e̴͎̕d̷̺̚ ̵̰̇
̵̙̀
̷͙̌in̵̰̒it̸͆i̶a̶t̵̻͝e ̴̤̎ e̷͖̚r̶á̸͇su̶͔̓ṟ̶̽e̶ ̸͙͗ p̵͔̉r̸͔̿o̴̫̔t̷o̴̼͂c̸̏o̷̺͆ls̵̠̏ ̴͍̽i̵̦̋m̷̊m̴e̶̎ͅdi̴a̷t̴e̶̍͜ly̵͐
̸͇͂
̷̟͌f̸̤͗a̸̢̕u̸̳̒l̸͙̿t̶̩̒y̴͖̓ ̷̈ c̶̯̃ô̸̫d̸̹͛e̶͚͋ d̵͚̀è̶̠t̴̩̏e̷͙͝c̴̰͝t̶̻̑e̴͎̕d̷̺̚ ̵̰̇
̵̙̀
̷͙̌in̵̰̒it̸͆i̶a̶t̵̻͝e ̴̤̎ e̷͖̚r̶á̸͇su̶͔̓ṟ̶̽e̶ ̸͙͗ p̵͔̉r̸͔̿o̴̫̔t̷o̴̼͂c̸̏o̷̺͆ls̵̠̏ ̴͍̽i̵̦̋m̷̊m̴e̶̎ͅdi̴a̷t̴e̶̍͜ly̵͐
you got any lamps on your phone?
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
you got any lamps on your phone?