Asphodel
@assphodel.bsky.social
figment of your imagination ✨️ certified mothma'am ✨️ az·fuh·del
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Asphodel
@assphodel.bsky.social
· Aug 22
He didn’t go to get cigarettes and milk… he went to go get lamps
i don't know if yall are ready tbh
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i don't know if yall are ready tbh
woke up for the fortnite event now im going back to sleep
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
woke up for the fortnite event now im going back to sleep
drinking my cursed elixir (tequila and rootbeer) in style tonight 🤡
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
drinking my cursed elixir (tequila and rootbeer) in style tonight 🤡
the only turkey i'm having today
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
the only turkey i'm having today
sometimes i be having nightmares so bad they rewire my brain for a few hours so now im just over here trying to cook like
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
sometimes i be having nightmares so bad they rewire my brain for a few hours so now im just over here trying to cook like
😎
FUCK CHRISTMAS IN JULY 😡😡😡🖕🖕🖕
all my homies love APRIL FOOLS IN NOVEMBER 😃😃😃☝️☝️☝️
it has:
DJ MINT CONDITION
ASPHALT
BEERS PILE B2B JOHN TRANCE
LUMBERCRYPTS
JONATHAN TRANCEOLOGY
DJ PJ CLUB
ANOTHER SILLY CATGIRL...
SONIC RIDERS
NOVEMBER 29 10:00 PM EASTERN
IOT VRC GROUP TRANCE.9559
all my homies love APRIL FOOLS IN NOVEMBER 😃😃😃☝️☝️☝️
it has:
DJ MINT CONDITION
ASPHALT
BEERS PILE B2B JOHN TRANCE
LUMBERCRYPTS
JONATHAN TRANCEOLOGY
DJ PJ CLUB
ANOTHER SILLY CATGIRL...
SONIC RIDERS
NOVEMBER 29 10:00 PM EASTERN
IOT VRC GROUP TRANCE.9559
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
😎
it's unreal how actually batshit insane some of you are
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
it's unreal how actually batshit insane some of you are
quarterly reminder that we started from the bottom now we're here. don't underestimate the power of editing textures and adding matcaps 🌈
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
quarterly reminder that we started from the bottom now we're here. don't underestimate the power of editing textures and adding matcaps 🌈
feeling the kind of tired that sleep can't fix
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
feeling the kind of tired that sleep can't fix
the silence would be deafening if i didn't have tinnitus
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 AM
the silence would be deafening if i didn't have tinnitus
she's in your dms. i'm in your hard drive. we are not the same.
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
she's in your dms. i'm in your hard drive. we are not the same.
how all of my baths are spent. i will never be lonely (or have privacy) because i have remy arugula roo 💚
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
how all of my baths are spent. i will never be lonely (or have privacy) because i have remy arugula roo 💚
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jumping all over the world
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
jumping all over the world
the key to success is 2.5 beatboxes
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
the key to success is 2.5 beatboxes
as·pho·del /ˈasfəˌdel/
1. a eurasian plant of the lily family, typically having long slender leaves and flowers borne on a spike
2. an immortal flower said to grow in the elysian fields
1. a eurasian plant of the lily family, typically having long slender leaves and flowers borne on a spike
2. an immortal flower said to grow in the elysian fields
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
as·pho·del /ˈasfəˌdel/
1. a eurasian plant of the lily family, typically having long slender leaves and flowers borne on a spike
2. an immortal flower said to grow in the elysian fields
1. a eurasian plant of the lily family, typically having long slender leaves and flowers borne on a spike
2. an immortal flower said to grow in the elysian fields
when i'm working on my avatar base i feel like 👩🍳💋🔥
but when im working on my outfits i feel like🗑👎🥹
at this point just give me a personal vrchat stylist
but when im working on my outfits i feel like🗑👎🥹
at this point just give me a personal vrchat stylist
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
when i'm working on my avatar base i feel like 👩🍳💋🔥
but when im working on my outfits i feel like🗑👎🥹
at this point just give me a personal vrchat stylist
but when im working on my outfits i feel like🗑👎🥹
at this point just give me a personal vrchat stylist
meet me at the corner of anywhere and somewhere else
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
meet me at the corner of anywhere and somewhere else
on the worst of days i crawl into my bed and my cat and dog immediately come and lay down with me. it's a very wonderful feeling to be loved by your pets and the reminder i need that things will be ok.
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
on the worst of days i crawl into my bed and my cat and dog immediately come and lay down with me. it's a very wonderful feeling to be loved by your pets and the reminder i need that things will be ok.
how to win fortnite
november 21, 2025 (colorized)
november 21, 2025 (colorized)
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
how to win fortnite
november 21, 2025 (colorized)
november 21, 2025 (colorized)
upgrades people, upgrades
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
upgrades people, upgrades
kinda proud of this ngl
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
kinda proud of this ngl
ỳŏ̷̜̒͛ṳ̸̧̳̫̗ ̴̅̔̏͜ a̷r̵͓͓͑ȇ̴̡̓͆ ț̶̇ḧ̷̥́̈́e̷͈ ̴̛͈̭͕ṽ̴̡ir̵ù̬̟̠̹̓s̵̨̡͍̦̦
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
ỳŏ̷̜̒͛ṳ̸̧̳̫̗ ̴̅̔̏͜ a̷r̵͓͓͑ȇ̴̡̓͆ ț̶̇ḧ̷̥́̈́e̷͈ ̴̛͈̭͕ṽ̴̡ir̵ù̬̟̠̹̓s̵̨̡͍̦̦
i do not understand the practice of posting motivational quotes with your lewd pics.
i can literally see your butthole stacy.
i can literally see your butthole stacy.
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i do not understand the practice of posting motivational quotes with your lewd pics.
i can literally see your butthole stacy.
i can literally see your butthole stacy.
