Mash
@assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social
Writhing mass of undignified love and suffering.
Mistake machine. Regret repository.
...I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
Worst song, played on ugliest guitar.
He/Him.
Trans rights.
Free Palestine.
(pfp by Gav)
Mistake machine. Regret repository.
...I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
Worst song, played on ugliest guitar.
He/Him.
Trans rights.
Free Palestine.
(pfp by Gav)
When you're the only none Death / Black metal fan in the GC
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
When you're the only none Death / Black metal fan in the GC
Oh I have I *no* idea as to what suits me tbh, my only plan was to get the prescription on my ones and then take the man who put this outfit together for me to pick some frames 😅
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Oh I have I *no* idea as to what suits me tbh, my only plan was to get the prescription on my ones and then take the man who put this outfit together for me to pick some frames 😅
RIGHT!!!
FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?
Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.
Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.
FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?
Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.
Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
RIGHT!!!
FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?
Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.
Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.
FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?
Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.
Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.
@idlmpodcast.bsky.social shooting my shot
![A hinge profile for "Luca" where the prompt is 'The dorkiest thing about me is' and the answer is 'garfield obsession' and my response is "Have you listened to the internets only unedited husband and wife Garfield podcast 'I Don't Like Mondays'? Because you should listen to the internets only unedited husband [message continues past the screenshot]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3v6gmdvfqth5tzkiibke2i4l/bafkreicgwbacq55skdzhzbkv2b6mgwut46sdd6md53d57lsxxucdhxd6ou@jpeg)
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
@idlmpodcast.bsky.social shooting my shot
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
"...it's all in the reflexes"
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"...it's all in the reflexes"
I seem to remember this being banger after banger
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I seem to remember this being banger after banger
Now that's how you open a hinge chat
October 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Now that's how you open a hinge chat
I love when people have the same schedule as me
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I love when people have the same schedule as me
Turns out I might like chess
October 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Turns out I might like chess
[INTERNAL SCREAMING]
October 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
[INTERNAL SCREAMING]
I love someone else pulling the ripcord for me
October 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I love someone else pulling the ripcord for me
Apparently traditional payment for letting someone fill your front room with boxes and boxes of VHS tapes and laser discs for two months is one of these globe drinks bar things, so I guess I have one now?
September 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Apparently traditional payment for letting someone fill your front room with boxes and boxes of VHS tapes and laser discs for two months is one of these globe drinks bar things, so I guess I have one now?
Related; giving this ago after finishing Denied to the Enemy yesterday to get into the Delta Green setting
September 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Related; giving this ago after finishing Denied to the Enemy yesterday to get into the Delta Green setting
Opened a pdf of a short story anthology and Adobe gives me this.
Hate it hate it hate it.
Hate it hate it hate it.
September 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Opened a pdf of a short story anthology and Adobe gives me this.
Hate it hate it hate it.
Hate it hate it hate it.
This is where I fill my water bottle up at work, what superpower do we think I'll get?
September 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is where I fill my water bottle up at work, what superpower do we think I'll get?
I challenge anyone to find a more cursed lorry in the wild
September 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I challenge anyone to find a more cursed lorry in the wild
One (all?) of you need to hit me in the head with a brick asap please x
September 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
One (all?) of you need to hit me in the head with a brick asap please x
Just dug out my backer reward for the OG Don't Hug Me I'm Scared kickstarter campaign
September 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Just dug out my backer reward for the OG Don't Hug Me I'm Scared kickstarter campaign
When you try to bring some culture to the group chat
September 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
When you try to bring some culture to the group chat
Well, it is a day ending in Y...
September 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Well, it is a day ending in Y...