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John-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts.bsky.social · 1d

I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 2d

Oh I have I *no* idea as to what suits me tbh, my only plan was to get the prescription on my ones and then take the man who put this outfit together for me to pick some frames 😅

The only time I've looked 'good,'
Me with my hair back in a bun, and head to toe in Tommy Hilfiger

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 2d

Amazing, thank you so much!!

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 2d

For the unfortunates who haven't seen this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx8s...

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 2d

...I'm becoming the "Hero Quest is the best game ever!!" guy, aren't I? (Complementary)

The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 2d

RIGHT!!!

FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?

Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.

Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.

A 38 year old man with long ginger hair & beard finally admitting his age & wearing glasses so he can see things at a distance

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 2d

These were literally the cheapest i could find at the same adjustment as my mates, just because I'm more likely to buy these rather than arrange an appointment to get the actual prescription my own eyes might actually need

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 2d

Tbh I'd take a monocle so I could also rock an eye-patch & have a half nap at any given time

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 2d

RIGHT!!!

FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?

Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.

Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 2d

Getting baptised in the Spoons Bogs Font, brb

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 2d

The Flash Gitz are a *very* fun kit too

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 2d

Guy at work who's been pushing the limits of my patience all evening has just shown me the lottery jackpot is at £65m and said if he wins we're getting out of here. Unprompted he said first thing he'd buy would be properties to rent out.

I am about to become The Jonkler.

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 3d

@idlmpodcast.bsky.social shooting my shot

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 5d

Work smarter, not harder

The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 6d

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

The puppet characters from the childrens TV show The Riddlers. Left to right; Mossop, Middler, Tiddler.

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 6d

Flaky pastry is the natural enemy of the bearded

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 7d

Evergreen post

Aasa T 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @rosgakori.bsky.social · 7d

Tomorrow's gonna be a weird day

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 8d

"...it's all in the reflexes"

Kurt Russell in Big Trouble In Little China

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 10d

A solid 0

tutti @tuttigachimuchi.bsky.social · 11d

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 11d

I hate when something grabs your attention juuuuust enough to make you regret the impact it'll have on your algorithm.

I fucking hate living in the future.

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 11d

If you want to make it fun, find yourself a gaming group that has Blood on the Clocktower and do that instead.

Best social deduction I've ever played.

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 12d

I seem to remember this being banger after banger

The box art for the 1993 Amiga game The Chaos Engine by The Bitmap Brothers featuring character art for the six playable characters

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 12d

Currently trying not to attribute to weaponised incompetence what can be attributed to regular incompetence

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 13d

DOLORES DEI - In conclusion -- you're ill. You're an old, insane man. And you have to be in hell until the end of your life. And I have to go to Mirova.

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 13d

Now that's how you open a hinge chat

A hinge message that reads "DO YOU LNOW HOW TO PLAY YU- GI-OH ???"

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The Monster, Mash @assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social · 13d

I work with someone who acts like he's been written by Gervais

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