Mash
@assflapsmcnulty.bsky.social
Writhing mass of undignified love and suffering.
Mistake machine. Regret repository.
...I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
Worst song, played on ugliest guitar.
He/Him.
Trans rights.
Free Palestine.
(pfp by Gav)
Mistake machine. Regret repository.
...I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
Worst song, played on ugliest guitar.
He/Him.
Trans rights.
Free Palestine.
(pfp by Gav)
When you're the only none Death / Black metal fan in the GC
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
When you're the only none Death / Black metal fan in the GC
A woman in this pub just yelled EE 'AR enough times in a row I thought she was trying to summon C'thulhu.
I love this place.
I love this place.
November 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A woman in this pub just yelled EE 'AR enough times in a row I thought she was trying to summon C'thulhu.
I love this place.
I love this place.
Just been to the dog rough pub I've booked a night in for a couple weeks time and it's done nothing but remind me why proper Mancunians are some of the best folk going.
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just been to the dog rough pub I've booked a night in for a couple weeks time and it's done nothing but remind me why proper Mancunians are some of the best folk going.
Not in Manchester five minutes and I've stood on a flagstone that's fired water up my leg.
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Not in Manchester five minutes and I've stood on a flagstone that's fired water up my leg.
[Checks weather for Manchester on Wednesday]
[Buys new umbrella]
[Buys new umbrella]
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
[Checks weather for Manchester on Wednesday]
[Buys new umbrella]
[Buys new umbrella]
Reposted by Mash
I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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November 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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October 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
...I'm becoming the "Hero Quest is the best game ever!!" guy, aren't I? (Complementary)
RIGHT!!!
FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?
Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.
Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.
FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?
Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.
Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
...I'm becoming the "Hero Quest is the best game ever!!" guy, aren't I? (Complementary)
RIGHT!!!
FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?
Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.
Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.
FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?
Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.
Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
RIGHT!!!
FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?
Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.
Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.
FIIIIINE, I GUESS?!?
Eye test time.
I've been fighting the blur for a while, tried a mates glasses and had an 'ahhhhh, shit.' moment.
Bought this pair online with a +0.5 adjustment and it's a world of difference.
Stay tuned for my funeral arrangements.
Guy at work who's been pushing the limits of my patience all evening has just shown me the lottery jackpot is at £65m and said if he wins we're getting out of here. Unprompted he said first thing he'd buy would be properties to rent out.
I am about to become The Jonkler.
I am about to become The Jonkler.
October 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Guy at work who's been pushing the limits of my patience all evening has just shown me the lottery jackpot is at £65m and said if he wins we're getting out of here. Unprompted he said first thing he'd buy would be properties to rent out.
I am about to become The Jonkler.
I am about to become The Jonkler.
@idlmpodcast.bsky.social shooting my shot
![A hinge profile for "Luca" where the prompt is 'The dorkiest thing about me is' and the answer is 'garfield obsession' and my response is "Have you listened to the internets only unedited husband and wife Garfield podcast 'I Don't Like Mondays'? Because you should listen to the internets only unedited husband [message continues past the screenshot]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3v6gmdvfqth5tzkiibke2i4l/bafkreicgwbacq55skdzhzbkv2b6mgwut46sdd6md53d57lsxxucdhxd6ou@jpeg)
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
@idlmpodcast.bsky.social shooting my shot
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Flaky pastry is the natural enemy of the bearded
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Flaky pastry is the natural enemy of the bearded
Evergreen post
Tomorrow's gonna be a weird day
October 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Evergreen post
"...it's all in the reflexes"
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"...it's all in the reflexes"
A solid 0
October 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A solid 0
I hate when something grabs your attention juuuuust enough to make you regret the impact it'll have on your algorithm.
I fucking hate living in the future.
I fucking hate living in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I hate when something grabs your attention juuuuust enough to make you regret the impact it'll have on your algorithm.
I fucking hate living in the future.
I fucking hate living in the future.
I seem to remember this being banger after banger
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I seem to remember this being banger after banger
Currently trying not to attribute to weaponised incompetence what can be attributed to regular incompetence
October 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Currently trying not to attribute to weaponised incompetence what can be attributed to regular incompetence
Reposted by Mash
DOLORES DEI - In conclusion -- you're ill. You're an old, insane man. And you have to be in hell until the end of your life. And I have to go to Mirova.
October 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
DOLORES DEI - In conclusion -- you're ill. You're an old, insane man. And you have to be in hell until the end of your life. And I have to go to Mirova.
Now that's how you open a hinge chat
October 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Now that's how you open a hinge chat
I work with someone who acts like he's been written by Gervais
October 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I work with someone who acts like he's been written by Gervais
I love when people have the same schedule as me
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I love when people have the same schedule as me
Turns out I might like chess
October 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Turns out I might like chess