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My OCD has superpower aspects. Advocates monthly town meetings at Dunkin' in breakaway NE. Dreams of being an economist. Assume it's a failed attempt at humor. Don't want the drama.
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couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
If Sam Darnold wins MVP it's a bullshit award. In this game, someone on D or the kicker.
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
If Sam Darnold wins MVP it's a bullshit award. In this game, someone on D or the kicker.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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for people who use the word sportsball, today is their super bowl
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
for people who use the word sportsball, today is their super bowl
As a Patriots fan (the heart loves what the heart loves, but f-ck Kraft, Brady) I always enjoyed the maps of who America is rooting for (44 states other team, 6 New England). But this is classic satire:
February 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM
As a Patriots fan (the heart loves what the heart loves, but f-ck Kraft, Brady) I always enjoyed the maps of who America is rooting for (44 states other team, 6 New England). But this is classic satire:
So, we're using arabic numerals to refer to SuperBowl's now?
I was reading @theathletic.com and it seems to be the Times style now. When did that happen?
@drewmagary.bsky.social
I was reading @theathletic.com and it seems to be the Times style now. When did that happen?
@drewmagary.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 10:50 AM
So, we're using arabic numerals to refer to SuperBowl's now?
I was reading @theathletic.com and it seems to be the Times style now. When did that happen?
@drewmagary.bsky.social
I was reading @theathletic.com and it seems to be the Times style now. When did that happen?
@drewmagary.bsky.social
What is wrong with people? This is just someone who followed their interest and did their job and we all benefit daily and can't she just get recognized without....
Thank you Gladys Mae West, who I had never heard of but now I know.
Thank you Gladys Mae West, who I had never heard of but now I know.
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
What is wrong with people? This is just someone who followed their interest and did their job and we all benefit daily and can't she just get recognized without....
Thank you Gladys Mae West, who I had never heard of but now I know.
Thank you Gladys Mae West, who I had never heard of but now I know.
BlueSky will the home of more "let me tell you how angry I am by telling you how disinterested I am at sports and the Superbowl" (often trying to be funny, i.e., "sportball").
Being disinterested is fine. Let others enjoy their thing.
Being disinterested is fine. Let others enjoy their thing.
February 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
BlueSky will the home of more "let me tell you how angry I am by telling you how disinterested I am at sports and the Superbowl" (often trying to be funny, i.e., "sportball").
Being disinterested is fine. Let others enjoy their thing.
Being disinterested is fine. Let others enjoy their thing.
So, Prince's "Raspberry Beret" is just a retelling and extension of John Updike's "A&P" right?
* or there is a whole genre of "frustrated clerk who act when they encounter hot girls at work" media out there.
* or there is a whole genre of "frustrated clerk who act when they encounter hot girls at work" media out there.
February 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
So, Prince's "Raspberry Beret" is just a retelling and extension of John Updike's "A&P" right?
* or there is a whole genre of "frustrated clerk who act when they encounter hot girls at work" media out there.
* or there is a whole genre of "frustrated clerk who act when they encounter hot girls at work" media out there.
Some of Stancil's critics don't seem to appreciate that his platform keeps all of this on people's radar.
Trump is trying hard to move on from this, plus Epstein, Kennedy Center and life all want to put MN in the rear window. These posts lets us casual news consumers know the battle continues.
Trump is trying hard to move on from this, plus Epstein, Kennedy Center and life all want to put MN in the rear window. These posts lets us casual news consumers know the battle continues.
What real heroism looks like is you drive past a school and it’s 7am and it’s -3 out and there are four dads posted at every door scanning every passing car to be sure it’s not someone coming to take the children. And you drive by at noon and they’re there. And you drive by at 3pm and they’re there
Anyway the real heroes of Minnesota are the countless volunteers doing boring shifts where nothing happens. The mom of three delivering food to 40 families in her kids’ school. The dad standing at the door of an elementary with a whistle for hours. The drivers endlessly looping, seeing nothing.
February 3, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Some of Stancil's critics don't seem to appreciate that his platform keeps all of this on people's radar.
Trump is trying hard to move on from this, plus Epstein, Kennedy Center and life all want to put MN in the rear window. These posts lets us casual news consumers know the battle continues.
Trump is trying hard to move on from this, plus Epstein, Kennedy Center and life all want to put MN in the rear window. These posts lets us casual news consumers know the battle continues.
This is a brilliant collage of historical value.
February 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
This is a brilliant collage of historical value.
It's Ballgazi.
Not Deflategate. We need to move on from the "gate" suffix and two "gates" in a career is just too much. Thank you @rayratto.bsky.social for your attention in this matter.
Bill Belichick Becomes The Target Of Someone Else’s Pettiness, For A Change - defector.com/bill-belichi...
Not Deflategate. We need to move on from the "gate" suffix and two "gates" in a career is just too much. Thank you @rayratto.bsky.social for your attention in this matter.
Bill Belichick Becomes The Target Of Someone Else’s Pettiness, For A Change - defector.com/bill-belichi...
Bill Belichick Becomes The Target Of Someone Else's Pettiness, For A Change | Defector
If Bill Belichick was willing to play to type today, he would rise in Uppermost Dudgeon—it’s a suburb of Foxborough—and say he doesn’t want to be voted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame at all, won’t...
defector.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
It's Ballgazi.
Not Deflategate. We need to move on from the "gate" suffix and two "gates" in a career is just too much. Thank you @rayratto.bsky.social for your attention in this matter.
Bill Belichick Becomes The Target Of Someone Else’s Pettiness, For A Change - defector.com/bill-belichi...
Not Deflategate. We need to move on from the "gate" suffix and two "gates" in a career is just too much. Thank you @rayratto.bsky.social for your attention in this matter.
Bill Belichick Becomes The Target Of Someone Else’s Pettiness, For A Change - defector.com/bill-belichi...
Well, my hold music was the closing credit music to "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension"
youtu.be/MAgnTREVCXk?...
youtu.be/MAgnTREVCXk?...
Buckaroo Banzai End Credits (Textless Version)
YouTube video by ManticoreEscapee
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Well, my hold music was the closing credit music to "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension"
youtu.be/MAgnTREVCXk?...
youtu.be/MAgnTREVCXk?...
My condiments will not stand and I no longer care
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
My condiments will not stand and I no longer care
Can we stop this storyline right now?! That game was 12 years ago. The Patriots have had 3 SB since and 2 wins, one a comeback in OT more thrilling than their escape against Seattle. And both teams hit bottom and are reborn.
Plenty to write about. Let's move on.
Plenty to write about. Let's move on.
The Patriots will seek their NFL-record seventh Super Bowl victory when they face the Seahawks on Feb. 8 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif. n.pr/49Tejzo
Super Bowl 60 is set and it's a rematch from 11 years ago: Patriots vs. Seahawks
The Patriots will seek their NFL-record seventh Super Bowl victory when they face the Seahawks on Feb. 8 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, Calif.
n.pr
January 26, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Can we stop this storyline right now?! That game was 12 years ago. The Patriots have had 3 SB since and 2 wins, one a comeback in OT more thrilling than their escape against Seattle. And both teams hit bottom and are reborn.
Plenty to write about. Let's move on.
Plenty to write about. Let's move on.
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Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
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This is great. Also TIL professional sports teams have chaplains
January 25, 2026 at 11:24 PM
This is great. Also TIL professional sports teams have chaplains
Walked 10 minutes in 3 degrees to gym. Closed. Walked 10 minutes back. That's cold.
Man, those Minnesota folks are BRAVE. Being out in negatives all day, under fire and shouting. I hope when the moment comes I rise to it.
Man, those Minnesota folks are BRAVE. Being out in negatives all day, under fire and shouting. I hope when the moment comes I rise to it.
January 25, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Walked 10 minutes in 3 degrees to gym. Closed. Walked 10 minutes back. That's cold.
Man, those Minnesota folks are BRAVE. Being out in negatives all day, under fire and shouting. I hope when the moment comes I rise to it.
Man, those Minnesota folks are BRAVE. Being out in negatives all day, under fire and shouting. I hope when the moment comes I rise to it.
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Our Democratic elected officials are not rising to this moment so most of them must go.
Any elected official who isn’t willing to organize a Project 2029 around punishing everyone in the Trump administration in order to save democracy must go.
Any elected official who isn’t willing to organize a Project 2029 around punishing everyone in the Trump administration in order to save democracy must go.
January 24, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Our Democratic elected officials are not rising to this moment so most of them must go.
Any elected official who isn’t willing to organize a Project 2029 around punishing everyone in the Trump administration in order to save democracy must go.
Any elected official who isn’t willing to organize a Project 2029 around punishing everyone in the Trump administration in order to save democracy must go.
All bathrooms should have flat surface toilet paper dispenser so I can put my phone down.
January 24, 2026 at 7:27 PM
All bathrooms should have flat surface toilet paper dispenser so I can put my phone down.
@balint.house.gov I appreciate your work but why is leadership not on all of this? Why is Jefferies not on the front line of the push to stop funding or hold folks accountable or on the street?
And if he's unwilling or unable, why aren't you vocally pushing for new leadership?
And if he's unwilling or unable, why aren't you vocally pushing for new leadership?
January 24, 2026 at 5:28 PM
@balint.house.gov I appreciate your work but why is leadership not on all of this? Why is Jefferies not on the front line of the push to stop funding or hold folks accountable or on the street?
And if he's unwilling or unable, why aren't you vocally pushing for new leadership?
And if he's unwilling or unable, why aren't you vocally pushing for new leadership?
“Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? - Who will watch the watchers?”
― Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
I always thought Alan Moore came up with the phrase (okay, Watchmen, but, yeah). Benefit of a the British education system, I guess.
― Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
I always thought Alan Moore came up with the phrase (okay, Watchmen, but, yeah). Benefit of a the British education system, I guess.
January 24, 2026 at 11:56 AM
“Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? - Who will watch the watchers?”
― Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
I always thought Alan Moore came up with the phrase (okay, Watchmen, but, yeah). Benefit of a the British education system, I guess.
― Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
I always thought Alan Moore came up with the phrase (okay, Watchmen, but, yeah). Benefit of a the British education system, I guess.
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I appreciate how much AEW Wrestling trends on Bluesky.
Not a follower, but I appreciate hearing about other things than politics in my feed. And every wrestler looks really interesting. Keep it up.
Not a follower, but I appreciate hearing about other things than politics in my feed. And every wrestler looks really interesting. Keep it up.
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I appreciate how much AEW Wrestling trends on Bluesky.
Not a follower, but I appreciate hearing about other things than politics in my feed. And every wrestler looks really interesting. Keep it up.
Not a follower, but I appreciate hearing about other things than politics in my feed. And every wrestler looks really interesting. Keep it up.
I wrote an article about listening to radio stations online (it was 1998) and a year later I was at a random small dinner and someone said "Are you the guy who wrote that article...."
You never know who picks up your writing. But hearing they did really works.
You never know who picks up your writing. But hearing they did really works.
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I wrote an article about listening to radio stations online (it was 1998) and a year later I was at a random small dinner and someone said "Are you the guy who wrote that article...."
You never know who picks up your writing. But hearing they did really works.
You never know who picks up your writing. But hearing they did really works.