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asiakimba.bsky.social
asia 🐈‍⬛
@asiakimba.bsky.social
Mike Ehrmantraut but he's a 26 year old woman
Damn they're really starting to ban my field of study in universities. I have so much forbidden gender knowledge...
August 11, 2023 at 10:03 AM
This morning my mile time was almost a whole minute under my mile time from last Wednesday. Please clap.
August 8, 2023 at 6:11 PM
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everything that’s aesthetic now is because the concept of subcultures collapsed, now that everything is on spotify/google/tumblr/etc as image without substance, content without motive, everything happens all at once at all times.
"aesthetics" can never have the staying power of subcultures because there's nothing behind the curtain- steampunks understood this implicitly and retconned an entire culture around themselves as soon as they decided to dress Like That
August 7, 2023 at 11:26 PM
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
About to get my pap smeared
August 4, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Just putting it out there that if anyone's writing scary stories and needing someone to narrate them aloud, I am AVAILABLE bc I am fucking sick of 90% of scary stories i listen to being ruined by shitty narration
August 2, 2023 at 9:18 PM
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happy tongue out Tuesday
August 1, 2023 at 4:28 PM
If the teacher doesn't show up within 15 minutes we're legally allowed to leave ‼️👀
August 1, 2023 at 5:33 PM
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Reskeet with a banger pic of your dog
July 28, 2023 at 10:03 PM
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the saga of a QAnon freak posting actual child porn and Elon reinstating his account feels like a window into cultural manifestations of fascism. It’s not just that they’re hypocritical and projecting. It’s that the contradictions will heighten to a point where honest discourse feels impossible.
July 27, 2023 at 3:53 PM
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(David Attenborough voice) this is how they arrive on earth
July 26, 2023 at 1:24 PM
Repost w a banger pic of you
July 27, 2023 at 10:56 AM
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when the edible hits
July 27, 2023 at 8:50 AM
I can't update my profile header for some reason, anyone else having this issue? It lets me upload an image and save my changes but nothing happens
July 26, 2023 at 10:23 AM
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It's trite to say but it'll never stop annoying me that it all fell off because of the whims of some random unrelated billionaire who had nothing to do with anything. Somehow he got a vote on something hundreds of millions of people were using and outweighed all of them.
For a lot of us, losing Twitter isn’t really about losing ties to the company itself. It’s losing 10+ years of real, asynchronous communities, professional development, the ability to get gigs and clients, the ability to promo/share your art on an extremely broad scale. The loss of that has impact.
July 24, 2023 at 10:28 PM
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need to put “can make friends with anyone at a bar” on my resume
July 26, 2023 at 3:35 AM
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10 of the hottest days of the last 1,000 years were this month, just a couple weeks after you made fun of me online. But tell me again how your little online japes are “harmless”
July 25, 2023 at 3:52 PM
July 25, 2023 at 12:58 AM
Shameless crosspost
July 23, 2023 at 10:51 PM
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The correction on this sign I saw in an elevator makes me laugh every time
July 23, 2023 at 3:21 PM
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nice apology, shame that ive already embraced an insatiable need to be upset until you make a blood sacrifice
July 22, 2023 at 10:31 PM
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this summer DO get it twisted. benedict cumberbatch is The Slinky. coming downstairs august 18th
July 22, 2023 at 12:28 AM