Asbestossupply
@asherblumenthal.com
Currently on a hiatus of being a jerk; Tried to touch grass but the grass has a podcast now and it’s monetized. Very funny person that understands that it’s a requirement to state that you’re a funny person in one’s bio.
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Asbestossupply
@asherblumenthal.com
· May 26
I’ve gotten so used to seeing Star Wars text that I have no idea what this means.
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Papa loves mambo?
January 27, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Papa loves mambo?
I wish “no rien rien de rien”.
January 27, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I wish “no rien rien de rien”.
I love how they just rebranded “seltzer” to “sparkling water” to make it sound less heiney-heiney. And people just rolled with it!
January 27, 2026 at 9:49 AM
I love how they just rebranded “seltzer” to “sparkling water” to make it sound less heiney-heiney. And people just rolled with it!
It’s 2026. That’s all. Not even a pinch.
January 1, 2026 at 6:39 AM
It’s 2026. That’s all. Not even a pinch.
Hell is other people… and not being able to brush your teeth.
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hell is other people… and not being able to brush your teeth.
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I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
The only way to get better at something is to either make mistakes or get lucky; seeing as I don’t have luck on my side, my only choice is to quit.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The only way to get better at something is to either make mistakes or get lucky; seeing as I don’t have luck on my side, my only choice is to quit.
Someone should write a book about the proletarian revolution of the Oompa Loompas
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Someone should write a book about the proletarian revolution of the Oompa Loompas
Just made a 360° from listening to Phillip Glass and Brian Eno while doing classwork to the Skyrim soundtrack.
October 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just made a 360° from listening to Phillip Glass and Brian Eno while doing classwork to the Skyrim soundtrack.
And another thing: Why is he called Dr Do-Little?
October 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
And another thing: Why is he called Dr Do-Little?
Chicagoans are just migrated Long Islanders, whatever that means
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Chicagoans are just migrated Long Islanders, whatever that means
In honor of #pizzamas + #NerdfArters I made some stuff!
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
In honor of #pizzamas + #NerdfArters I made some stuff!
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Terrible time to live in. But what a good time for satire to flourish
August 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Terrible time to live in. But what a good time for satire to flourish
In some black hole universe Peter Balkan is Jack Shephard from Lost
October 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
In some black hole universe Peter Balkan is Jack Shephard from Lost
The entire conflict of Memento could’ve been resolved with a decent receptionist…
October 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The entire conflict of Memento could’ve been resolved with a decent receptionist…
If Kodacolor is just rebranded colorplus I’m gonna be pissed.
October 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If Kodacolor is just rebranded colorplus I’m gonna be pissed.
Politics aside: whatever happened to Carole King’s cat?
September 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Politics aside: whatever happened to Carole King’s cat?
Rome isn’t really burning so much as it’s getting shit on
September 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Rome isn’t really burning so much as it’s getting shit on
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dr pepper is the scientist actually. you're thinking of dr pepper's monster
September 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
dr pepper is the scientist actually. you're thinking of dr pepper's monster
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Weak jobs report raises new concerns about Biden's economic policies.
September 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Weak jobs report raises new concerns about Biden's economic policies.
It is, just a little bit funny, to immigrate to Saginaw, Michigan and think you’ve visited all of America…
September 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It is, just a little bit funny, to immigrate to Saginaw, Michigan and think you’ve visited all of America…
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*cracks knuckles*
okay so you know how the media has a problem with taking snippets of scientific studies out of context and writing articles which mislead the public?
now imagine a computer program is doing that when you ask it questions about scientific literature but also it makes stuff up.
okay so you know how the media has a problem with taking snippets of scientific studies out of context and writing articles which mislead the public?
now imagine a computer program is doing that when you ask it questions about scientific literature but also it makes stuff up.
September 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
*cracks knuckles*
okay so you know how the media has a problem with taking snippets of scientific studies out of context and writing articles which mislead the public?
now imagine a computer program is doing that when you ask it questions about scientific literature but also it makes stuff up.
okay so you know how the media has a problem with taking snippets of scientific studies out of context and writing articles which mislead the public?
now imagine a computer program is doing that when you ask it questions about scientific literature but also it makes stuff up.
Recap of this week so far, basically…
I am speechless! I am without speech.
August 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Recap of this week so far, basically…