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Ash
@ash.keysma.sh
Hi, I’m Ash. 32, Boston area, he/him. Fitness posting, into powerlifting and kickboxing. No minors. Also gonna be mixing macro smut into this space — consider this your one and only warning
Hey down there.

Art by the insanely talented @magnetiorchid.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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i will probably keep saying some variation of this because its inevitably going to happen but dems campaigning on “reform ice” need to be met with the same reaction as a someone asking if they can kick your child in the head
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the eternal struggle of wanting to look at this website in between sets and accidentally flashbanging passersby with macro Lola Bunny smut as I scroll
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
When we have Nuremberg 2 I would like to also place Sam Altman on trial for the incalculable amount of damage he is causing to the environment. Millions are gonna die because a bunch of right-wing incels needed to artificially generate some bitches that would actually stand them for once
"Earlier this week, xAI added what can only be described as an AI anime girlfriend named Ani to its Grok chatbot. Which is how I ended up on a virtual starry beach as an AI waifu avatar tried to give me a 'spicy' kiss."

Read more from @vicmsong.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What’s up, folks.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Dude this website is so fucking stressful. I gotta just like. Read the news and use this place to only post horny macro shit. Christ almighty
August 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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fun times at the bar with ash 🥴

art by magnetiorchid!
October 16, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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an important part of this story a media with integrity will make salient is Microsoft is CURRENTLY complicit in the mass surveillance of people being targeted for assassination by an oppressive government aftermath.site/microsoft-bd...
July 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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They told me they're getting a lot of complaints about this when I called, tried to push me to do an e-mail. Politely told them I would prefer to leave my complaint by phone and they took it. Easy. If you're calling Visa, hit 0 and lead by saying you'd like to file a complaint.
DON'T STOP CALLING.

email them if you want, sure, but the fact that they are requesting people to *email them instead* (presumably because emails are much easier to ignore) means that the calls are WORKING, i.e. becoming a massive nuisance and interrupting workflow.

once again, DON'T STOP CALLING.
July 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
2025 sure has been a fucking year, huh.
July 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Group Selfie
feat. @ash.keysma.sh and ace (not on Bluesky)
art by @mammalfriend.bsky.social
July 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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A friend shared this with me, so now I'm sharing with you:

This is a fork of Blender that has an overhaul of the interface that adds colored icons, verbose tooltips, and more industry-standard behavior across the board.

www.bforartists.de

Check out this before and after of the modifiers menu:
May 25, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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CW paws

for as many Terran partners as i have, you'd think i'd learn to stay off the floor. it's not like they can feel me with those. uh. big, lovely (????) paws . especially not @ash.keysma.sh let's be real wow he's a hunk,

art by @kerneldecoy.bsky.social !!
February 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
fucking lol, thank you the onion
November 14, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Hey guys and gals.

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November 6, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Come the fuck on. Come on man. Come on.
November 6, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Please just vote for Harris today. Fucks sake
November 5, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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having a giant skunk boyfriend has its… uh… perks?

art by magnetiorchid!
March 26, 2024 at 10:16 PM
please for the love of god youtube stop showing me skateboarding videos, I cannot afford to get back into skating in my early 30s
October 27, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Damn. Texas Chainsaw Massacre was fucking sick. A+ movie, makes a lot of modern horror feel lazy and uninspired as hell
October 25, 2024 at 5:48 AM
deleting my yoshi’s island let’s play off furaffinity in a fucking panic
October 23, 2024 at 1:42 PM