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I am the cops
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· Jan 20
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With it looking clearer and clearer that the fascist oligarchy is trying to consolidate all social media beneath a swastika flag, I can think of only one bastion where we can be safe.
"Hi I'd like to increase the limit on my credit card so I can make larger purchases"
"no problem here's your limit increase"
[go to make larger purchase]
"We've suspended activity on your card for fraud and everyone went home already."
"no problem here's your limit increase"
[go to make larger purchase]
"We've suspended activity on your card for fraud and everyone went home already."
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"Hi I'd like to increase the limit on my credit card so I can make larger purchases"
"no problem here's your limit increase"
[go to make larger purchase]
"We've suspended activity on your card for fraud and everyone went home already."
"no problem here's your limit increase"
[go to make larger purchase]
"We've suspended activity on your card for fraud and everyone went home already."
Sitting in a home Depot parking lot 15 minutes before they open because you're stressed about a percolator
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Sitting in a home Depot parking lot 15 minutes before they open because you're stressed about a percolator
No offense to Law and Order, but I think all victims deserve to be treated equally.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
No offense to Law and Order, but I think all victims deserve to be treated equally.
i just made chicken salad with apples, toasted pecans, and craisins soaked in apple cider vinegar, on broiled ciabatta rolls, AMA
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i just made chicken salad with apples, toasted pecans, and craisins soaked in apple cider vinegar, on broiled ciabatta rolls, AMA
Cool temperature fact: fahrenheit and Celsius are the same temperature at -40.
Please follow for more cool temperature facts.
Please follow for more cool temperature facts.
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Cool temperature fact: fahrenheit and Celsius are the same temperature at -40.
Please follow for more cool temperature facts.
Please follow for more cool temperature facts.
It's so funny that he thinks he's worth going to jail over.
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's so funny that he thinks he's worth going to jail over.
You know it smell crazy in that rave cave
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You know it smell crazy in that rave cave
Watch Elon Musk get a trillion dollars under his name and the aliens descend and kill everyone for allowing it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Watch Elon Musk get a trillion dollars under his name and the aliens descend and kill everyone for allowing it.
I want a survival game where you have to diagnose what sickness you just picked up from that stagnant pool of water by the symptoms.
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I want a survival game where you have to diagnose what sickness you just picked up from that stagnant pool of water by the symptoms.
me working for the onion, not having slept for 14 hours, first set of shoulder angels strangled: What about bidet? Instead of de, you swap it for go and now it's bigot! There's an angle here.
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
me working for the onion, not having slept for 14 hours, first set of shoulder angels strangled: What about bidet? Instead of de, you swap it for go and now it's bigot! There's an angle here.
The new ROMES album absolutely fucking slaps. If "we have Justice at home" but your mom is a Michelin chef
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The new ROMES album absolutely fucking slaps. If "we have Justice at home" but your mom is a Michelin chef
Dudes will fantasize openly about murdering gay people after hearing they'll be prominently shown in GTA 6, then turn around and complain about a male loneliness epidemic.
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Dudes will fantasize openly about murdering gay people after hearing they'll be prominently shown in GTA 6, then turn around and complain about a male loneliness epidemic.
It's fuckin katsu burger time
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It's fuckin katsu burger time
Bro you ran as the "never forget" guy
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Bro you ran as the "never forget" guy
I took a screencap at the exact right time during Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition brought to you by HBOMAX.
October 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I took a screencap at the exact right time during Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition brought to you by HBOMAX.
Having grown up on 90s and 2000s sitcoms and comedy, I expected the world to have about 1000x more people suffering from Narcolepsy.
October 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Having grown up on 90s and 2000s sitcoms and comedy, I expected the world to have about 1000x more people suffering from Narcolepsy.
If anyone asks you if you want to update cost basis on a mutual fund, you just tell them NO
October 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If anyone asks you if you want to update cost basis on a mutual fund, you just tell them NO
I'm not allowed to desire food after I've brushed my teeth for the night, fuck you appetite
October 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I'm not allowed to desire food after I've brushed my teeth for the night, fuck you appetite
The closest I had to a Nazi phase was a week in high school when I thought I'd come up with the idea for libertarianism, but the ended up scrapping it because I remembered chocolate is made with modern slaves
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
October 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The closest I had to a Nazi phase was a week in high school when I thought I'd come up with the idea for libertarianism, but the ended up scrapping it because I remembered chocolate is made with modern slaves
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H.P. Lovecraft coming up with scary ideas:
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
H.P. Lovecraft coming up with scary ideas:
The internet was better when EVERYONE was anonymous.
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The internet was better when EVERYONE was anonymous.
Thank god that game ended well.
October 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Thank god that game ended well.
Here's my platform: an extra $24,000 a year would fix everyone's problem.
October 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Here's my platform: an extra $24,000 a year would fix everyone's problem.
Who the fuck invented ingrown hairs. Fuck you
October 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Who the fuck invented ingrown hairs. Fuck you