Arvo Färt
@arvofart.bsky.social
award-losing composer | lapsed saxophonist | please commission me to write a Hellraiser opera | he/him
https://linktr.ee/aidanramsay
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Went on a little hike
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Went on a little hike
My zoomer friend suggested we go to a gay bar together but I didn’t realize he just meant a really stupid bar
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My zoomer friend suggested we go to a gay bar together but I didn’t realize he just meant a really stupid bar
People in 2016 often said that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were basically the same, but that’s simply not true. Hillary never gave Bill Clinton a beej
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
People in 2016 often said that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were basically the same, but that’s simply not true. Hillary never gave Bill Clinton a beej
Donald Trump died the way he lived: sucking Bill Clinton’s dick
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Donald Trump died the way he lived: sucking Bill Clinton’s dick
Dad brought over his new kitten. Her name is Lulu and she is barely the size of one peanut. She is the smallest creature who ever lived. I will die for her
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Dad brought over his new kitten. Her name is Lulu and she is barely the size of one peanut. She is the smallest creature who ever lived. I will die for her
I’m looking for suggestions for restaurants in San Francisco. My mom’s scheduled to have surgery there this month, and I’m in charge of finding some fun stuff to do to keep her mind off things. We’ve budgeted for this, but obviously we don’t really have Michelin star money lol
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’m looking for suggestions for restaurants in San Francisco. My mom’s scheduled to have surgery there this month, and I’m in charge of finding some fun stuff to do to keep her mind off things. We’ve budgeted for this, but obviously we don’t really have Michelin star money lol
I have genuinely never seen a cat sit like this
November 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I have genuinely never seen a cat sit like this
To be honest, Jacques, I don’t actually feel very strongly about snakes at all
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
To be honest, Jacques, I don’t actually feel very strongly about snakes at all
She belongs in a museum
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
She belongs in a museum
Taking a brief sojourn from Wilburposting to obnoxiously photograph my girlfriend’s cats
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Taking a brief sojourn from Wilburposting to obnoxiously photograph my girlfriend’s cats
Maybe this site has the juice after all
give it a rest dude. i've had queer friends since i was at least 5. i wrote under a gay black persona in a zine as a teen in the 60s. i've been the only straight dude in a queer performance art space & teased for it by the performer who i was there to support. i REALLY don't have time for yr BS.
October 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Maybe this site has the juice after all
They’re calling him the comfiest boy who ever lived
October 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
They’re calling him the comfiest boy who ever lived
Good Boy (2025), dir. Ben Leonberg
October 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Good Boy (2025), dir. Ben Leonberg
The Boomers had The Byrds. Gen X had Swans. Millennials had Andrew Bird. Zoomers had Geese. George Lucas was right: it’s just like poetry. It rhymes
September 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Boomers had The Byrds. Gen X had Swans. Millennials had Andrew Bird. Zoomers had Geese. George Lucas was right: it’s just like poetry. It rhymes
All the hot startups are removing the vowels from their company names, so I’m thrilled to announce my new app for daily abdominal exercises, ABDL
September 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
All the hot startups are removing the vowels from their company names, so I’m thrilled to announce my new app for daily abdominal exercises, ABDL
The year is 2003. I walk into the Microsoft offices with utter conviction as I write a single phrase on the white board in front of me: AGE OF VAMPIRES. I am immediately fired, because I am ten years old
September 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The year is 2003. I walk into the Microsoft offices with utter conviction as I write a single phrase on the white board in front of me: AGE OF VAMPIRES. I am immediately fired, because I am ten years old
ONLINE LEFTIST ROASTS CONSERVATIVE SOUP BONES
September 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
ONLINE LEFTIST ROASTS CONSERVATIVE SOUP BONES
Someone sent a few of my tweets that were less than kind to Charlie Kirk to my employer and now I’m unemployed. It sucks and I feel like shit. This is a bad time to be looking for jobs.
September 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Someone sent a few of my tweets that were less than kind to Charlie Kirk to my employer and now I’m unemployed. It sucks and I feel like shit. This is a bad time to be looking for jobs.
We can all take comfort knowing that Stephen Crowder is probably really scared rn
September 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We can all take comfort knowing that Stephen Crowder is probably really scared rn
A good witch’ll do that!
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A good witch’ll do that!
actually the top’s not doing so great
September 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
actually the top’s not doing so great
“Resister circuit?” I say, chuckling softly. “I hardly even know her circuit!” I am shot four hundred times in the chest
Whoever put me on the resister circuit is a meanie
June 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“Resister circuit?” I say, chuckling softly. “I hardly even know her circuit!” I am shot four hundred times in the chest